# No thread on Trump and golden showers?

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 11, 2017, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-thread-on-trump-and-golden-showers/776850 "2017-01-11T02:41:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2017, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-thread-on-trump-and-golden-showers/776850/81 "2017-01-12T00:17:32Z")

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I am waiting for someone to print up the women’s T-Shirts to hand out at the thingy next week, “Not if he was on fire”

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**Author:** ![hotflungwok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/edb3f5/32.png) [@hotflungwok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hotflungwok)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2017, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-thread-on-trump-and-golden-showers/776850/82 "2017-01-12T00:22:12Z")

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> [@aldiboronti](#):
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> So someone whose sexual tastes differ from your own is “garbage”. Interesting position for a liberal to take. I assume you apply it to either heterosexuals or homosexuals, depending which way you swing. Yes?

Right, it’s the ‘peeing’ part I object to, not the ‘fucking Russian hookers in a hotel room in Russia while married’ part.

Twisting people’s words in a feeble attempt to make what they say look bad, blatantly obvious strawman argument, only trace amounts of actual thought or reason, you are such a good Republican aldiboronti.

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**Author:** ![ataraxy22](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ataraxy22/32/307_2.png) [@ataraxy22](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ataraxy22)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2017, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-thread-on-trump-and-golden-showers/776850/83 "2017-01-12T00:39:28Z")

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Everyone should wear yellow on Inauguration Day as a way of protesting.

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2017, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-thread-on-trump-and-golden-showers/776850/84 "2017-01-12T00:53:09Z")

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C’mon, citizens. If **aldiboronti** enjoys having women pee on him, it’s his own business and more power to him.

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2017, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-thread-on-trump-and-golden-showers/776850/85 "2017-01-12T02:34:17Z")

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More power … and some rubber sheets.

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**Author:** ![aldiboronti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc348/32.png) [@aldiboronti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aldiboronti)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2017, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-thread-on-trump-and-golden-showers/776850/86 "2017-01-12T02:40:42Z")

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> [@hotflungwok](#):
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> Right, it’s the ‘peeing’ part I object to, not the ‘fucking Russian hookers in a hotel room in Russia while married’ part.
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> Twisting people’s words in a feeble attempt to make what they say look bad, blatantly obvious strawman argument, only trace amounts of actual thought or reason, you are such a good Republican aldiboronti.

You said what you said, I didn’t need to twist your words. You intimated that the golden showers were one more thing to add to the garbage pile. Just because you ‘object’ to the peeing part (are you sure you’re a liberal) that doesn’t make those who take pleasure from it (no, not me) disgusting and garbage. If you think pee is so disgusting you must really object to people using the asshole for pleasure - all that shit in the area.

Face it, you’re a prude and a hypocrite. Each to their own where sex is concerned (except the fucking pedos) and its not your place to moralize on how icky something is.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2017, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-thread-on-trump-and-golden-showers/776850/87 "2017-01-12T02:51:19Z")

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Geez, **aldiboronti** , you have the intellectual capacity of a Cleveland steamer.

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2017, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-thread-on-trump-and-golden-showers/776850/88 "2017-01-12T02:52:53Z")

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A prude and hypocrite. Coming from a member of the party who impeached Bill Clinton over a blow job. What’s the story, **aldi**? You like getting peed on more then getting a blowie?

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**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2017, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-thread-on-trump-and-golden-showers/776850/89 "2017-01-12T02:58:21Z")

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George Takei’s been enjoying some Twitter [zingers](http://www.someecards.com/entertainment/celebrities/george-takei-twitter-golden-showers-donald-trump/). My favorite:

> [@](#):
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> Tinkle, tinkle, little czar. Putin put you where you are.

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**Author:** ![aldiboronti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc348/32.png) [@aldiboronti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aldiboronti)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2017, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-thread-on-trump-and-golden-showers/776850/90 "2017-01-12T03:00:39Z")

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> [@Jack\_Batty](#):
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> A prude and hypocrite. Coming from a member of the party who impeached Bill Clinton over a blow job. What’s the story, **aldi**? You like getting peed on more then getting a blowie?

There you go again with this thing for urine. I happen to think piss belongs in the john but the difference between us is that I wouldn’t condemn someone for a pervert for taking their golden shower. Not my business what people do in their bedrooms, even future Presidents-Elect. Your position is totally weird for a liberal and leads me to believe that, like those who find gays icky and secretly long for them, you have some deep hidden attraction towards the golden horde.

Don’t fight it, buddy. Go for it. I for one won’t think you garbage.

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2017, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-thread-on-trump-and-golden-showers/776850/91 "2017-01-12T03:04:04Z")

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Dude. You’re the one that keeps harping on prudishness and pee. The rest of us are talking about how Trump is in bed with the fucking Russians (no pun intended (sorta)). You need to get your mind out of R Kelly’s gutter.

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**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2017, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-thread-on-trump-and-golden-showers/776850/92 "2017-01-12T03:10:11Z")

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> [@aldiboronti](#):
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> There you go again with this thing for urine. […] Your position is totally weird for a liberal […]
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> Don’t fight it, buddy. Go for it. I for one won’t think you garbage.

You seem to be mixed up not only about whom you’re replying to, but about what they actually said. It wasn’t **Jack Batty** but rather **hotflungwok** who replied immediately after an earlier post of mine:

> [@Kimstu](#):
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> If you read the actual “report” (of whose veracity I am distinctly skeptical, btw), you’ll see references to lots of other accusations including engaging in bribery on business trips to China.

> [@hotflungwok](#):
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> It isn’t going to matter. The non-gullible among us already know he’s garbage, this is just one more thing to toss on the heap.

In other words, it’s the report **as a whole** , with all its accusations of a wide variety of breaches of law, ethics and decorum, that is “just one more thing to toss on the heap” of Trump’s unsavory associations.

Nowhere in this thread, AFAICT, has anybody explicitly kink-shamed Trump **specifically** for his alleged interest in watersports.

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2017, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-thread-on-trump-and-golden-showers/776850/93 "2017-01-12T03:13:22Z")

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And for the record … I don’t find it disgusting that Trump likes to watch girls pee; I find it absolutely hilarious.

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**Author:** ![aldiboronti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc348/32.png) [@aldiboronti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aldiboronti)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2017, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-thread-on-trump-and-golden-showers/776850/94 "2017-01-12T03:17:05Z")

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My sincere apologies, **Jack**. I got my liberals mixed up. :smack:

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2017, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-thread-on-trump-and-golden-showers/776850/95 "2017-01-12T03:28:25Z")

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No need. Points are being made. All’s fair.

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**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2017, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-thread-on-trump-and-golden-showers/776850/96 "2017-01-12T03:49:59Z")

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> [@aldiboronti](#):
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> You said what you said, I didn’t need to twist your words. You intimated that the golden showers were one more thing to add to the garbage pile. Just because you ‘object’ to the peeing part (are you sure you’re a liberal) that doesn’t make those who take pleasure from it (no, not me) disgusting and garbage. If you think pee is so disgusting you must really object to people using the asshole for pleasure - all that shit in the area.
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> Face it, you’re a prude and a hypocrite. Each to their own where sex is concerned (except the fucking pedos) and its not your place to moralize on how icky something is.

This is a Hall of Fame repellent, misbegotten, clueless post.

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**Author:** ![hotflungwok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/edb3f5/32.png) [@hotflungwok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hotflungwok)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2017, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-thread-on-trump-and-golden-showers/776850/97 "2017-01-12T04:33:47Z")

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> [@aldiboronti](#):
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> You said what you said, I didn’t need to twist your words. You intimated that the golden showers were one more thing to add to the garbage pile. Just because you ‘object’ to the peeing part (are you sure you’re a liberal) that doesn’t make those who take pleasure from it (no, not me) disgusting and garbage. If you think pee is so disgusting you must really object to people using the asshole for pleasure - all that shit in the area.

Except that I didn’t mention peeing at all. Or anal sex. I did mention raping kittens, but that doesn’t seem to bother you.

Since you appear to have only read or understood about 3 words of my post, I’ll try to explain it to you. I don’t care about the specifics, there could be no mention whatsoever about sex or hookers or peeing and I’d still refer to ‘this’ whole thing as garbage, because that’s what it is. It’s just another stinky diaper on the long festering pile of garbage that is Trump, all cheerfully ignored by the gullible sheep he’s lied into submission. Like you I’m guessing. So please, continue standing waist deep in the Trump Dump while trying to point out imaginary stains on other people’s shoes.

> [@](#):
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> Face it, you’re a prude and a hypocrite. Each to their own where sex is concerned (except the fucking pedos) and its not your place to moralize on how icky something is.

Wow, and he tops it off with projection, righteous indignation, and namecalling. Truly you are a Republican’s Republican. It’s too bad you simply can’t understand the amazing amount of sheer idiocy you’re displaying.

You’ve said that you’re not into peeing, but yet you keep bringing it up. Even when I didn’t actually say anything about it, and loads of other people did, it’s me you keep coming after. You seem quite peeoccupied with it for some reason.

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**Author:** ![pool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pool/32/4152_2.png) [@pool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pool)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2017, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-thread-on-trump-and-golden-showers/776850/98 "2017-01-12T08:06:29Z")

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Well you know there was a certain Nazi dictator that supposedly enjoyed receiving golden showers from his niece…

On another train of thought if you think social media trolls won Trump the election you are a tad bit delusional.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2017, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-thread-on-trump-and-golden-showers/776850/99 "2017-01-12T08:28:23Z")

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Why would a rich perv from New York go to Moscow to get some. There’s more salacious sex in any given square mile of New York than in all of Moscow!

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2017, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-thread-on-trump-and-golden-showers/776850/100 "2017-01-12T11:47:39Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> Why would a rich perv from New York go to Moscow to get some. There’s more salacious sex in any given square mile of New York than in all of Moscow!

In Putin’s Russia, salacious sex finds YOU!

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