# No Topic for this MMP

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [June 5, 2017, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-topic-for-this-mmp/788163 "2017-06-05T10:28:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2017, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-topic-for-this-mmp/788163/181 "2017-06-11T02:51:20Z")

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> [@GuanoLad](#):
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> I’m not entirely sure what the difference is between Diet Coke and Coke Zero, but ostensibly they’ve been trying to emulate the original flavour in each iteration, getting closer each time, and in the meantime Diet Coke was more popular with women, while Coke Zero appeals more to men, (for some reason) (though in my case I fell for their cunning marketing strategy hook, line, and sinker). For me Diet Coke is flavourless, Coke Zero is flavourful, and Coke Life (which is only in limited markets I think) tastes like licking stainless steel.
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> Not a fan of Pepsi-anything, but it will do in a pinch.

I prefer Coke Zero to Diet Coke, and as of my shower this morning, I’m sure I’m a woman. 🙂

My preferred Pepsi product is Mt. Dew. Coke’s analog is good, but nearly impossible to find in reclosable bottles (workplace rule) in my area.

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**Author:** ![Filbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/filbert/32/3433_2.png) [@Filbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Filbert)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2017, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-topic-for-this-mmp/788163/182 "2017-06-11T07:59:52Z")

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Thanks for the irk commiserations. I’ve had annoying co-irkers before (who hasn’t?), but in a such a little place you’re literally 2-3 meters away from each other for the whole shift. You can’t get away at all.

The contrast with the previous chef, who was the easiest person to irk with that I’ve ever irked with, no question, doesn’t help. Which isn’t the new guy’s fault, I know.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2017, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-topic-for-this-mmp/788163/183 "2017-06-11T10:32:05Z")

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I got a little giggle from my spammed-out email this morning. Before I clear the stuff that the spam filter dumped in its special folder, I scan thru the senders and topics to be sure some real email didn’t slip in (as has happened before.) At the top of the list was an email from “Esmeralda” with the subject line “A PERSONAL Message for Friend” - yeah, that’s personal… 😛 I get fewer these days from Nigerian royalty and more from Psychics who obviously don’t pick up my disbelieving vibes regarding their chosen occupation.

Rough night last night. Twice, \*\*FCD \*\*yanked the sheet in such a way as to uncover me. With the a/c and the ceiling fan, I needed the covers, so I was not amused. Then around 1, he woke and went to the basement to retrieve a part he’d been printing, and it took me about half an hour to fall back to sleep after that. When I woke at 6, I knew that was it, so here I am, exhausted. Early bedtime today for sure.

Today’s only real plan is to wash a load of unders. And we’ll probably go out for breakfast. Otherwise, slothage shall ensue.

Happy Sunday!

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2017, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-topic-for-this-mmp/788163/184 "2017-06-11T10:43:02Z")

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Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffeinatin’. _YAWN_ ‘Tis 75 Amurrkin out and cloudy with a predicted high of 86 and mostly cloudy with a chance of rain this afternoon. Accordin’ to TWPTB rain is in the forecast for most of the next two weeks. We shall see. Today’s plans are to deheathenate (I have ush duty), have N.O.L. somewhere, and sloth. Sounds good to me!

> [@doggio](#):
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> I ordered a couple of Hawaiian shirts from Kohls, and they were in the mailbox today. And in my email mailbox was a shipping update: “Invalid address, return to sender.”:dubious:

So this is like Schroedinger’s Hawaiian shirts? The shirts are either in or not in your mailbox?

Now I need more caffeine and rumbly tummy demands sustenance. Then purtification for deheathenization and ush duty must commence.

Happy Sunday Y’all!

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2017, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-topic-for-this-mmp/788163/185 "2017-06-11T12:07:04Z")

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Up, caffeinated, and sheveled. Off today.

**swampy** , pretty much.😃

**Mooommmm!!!** , I keep getting spam for “crepe erase”. It’s apparently a real product, which makes more sense than eliminating French pastries from existence.

Go Preds!!!

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2017, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-topic-for-this-mmp/788163/186 "2017-06-11T15:17:55Z")

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I also get spam for checking out my matches at eHarmony. Except I already have a match of nearly 34 years, I’ve never even been to the eHarmony website, let alone made a profile, and if I did want to look for a match, I’d do it the tried-and-true way by hanging out in bars. Sheesh, kids these days!!! 😛

The load of unders is in the dryer. Once everything is dry, folded, and put away, I shall assume crochet/knit position in front of Netflix.

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2017, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-topic-for-this-mmp/788163/187 "2017-06-11T16:16:20Z")

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Happy Sunday!

It’s a N.O.S. 84 degrees outside. I don’t know how it feels since we closed the windows and put the AC on last night. One thing about not having a dog anymore is that I don’t have a reason to open the door. Except the cat wants out everyday, but that is his problem not mine. He got out the other day and had a bit of an experience.  
Normally if he darts out he sticks close to the house but he got brave that day. I couldn’t find him anywhere and he didn’t answer my call. Finally I saw him in the middle of the yard, looked like he caught something and was playing with it. Then he disappeared again, until I saw him at the end of the yard. He was just staring at something and was ignoring my call, so I walked out to get him. I got so close and he tore off for the house. Then I saw the grey stray in the yard, and when it saw me it ran off up the alley. Adam wouldn’t let me near him and acted like he was afraid of me. Until he got in the house, then he got all normal and friendly again.

I have lots to do as always.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2017, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-topic-for-this-mmp/788163/188 "2017-06-11T17:19:00Z")

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Howdy Y’all! I am all deheathenated and have discharged all appropriate ush duties. N.O.L. was a burger and fries at Shake A Snake. I foresee nappage shortly just cause. 'Tis 84 Amurrkin out cloudy and hyooooooooomid. Inside in a/c is the place to be.

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**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2017, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-topic-for-this-mmp/788163/189 "2017-06-11T18:28:22Z")

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Hello all. Happy Sunday. The cat just had her tail slammed in the front door but she is ok. Mad but OK.

I have been a bit sluggish today and have been watching movies but i must get up now and do chores so I can get ready to go back to irk in the morning.

We are going to cook spaghetti since it is easy and quick. I need to bathe the dog and get some laundry going. Never ending around here.

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2017, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-topic-for-this-mmp/788163/190 "2017-06-11T18:39:48Z")

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> [@swampbear](#):
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> N.O.L. was a burger and fries at Shake A Snake.

That is just so wrong!

I didn’t get out as early as I wanted for a run & tried a place that doesn’t have _any_ shade. When it’s sunny & a high forecast of 94° that is not so good. Shower, groceries, laundry, close up the house & a bit of a walk are all on tap for this afternoon.

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**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2017, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-topic-for-this-mmp/788163/191 "2017-06-11T19:51:27Z")

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Yesterday was 5 weeks of being a non smoker. Hooray. Still very hard to resist but I am determined!

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2017, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-topic-for-this-mmp/788163/192 "2017-06-11T20:12:32Z")

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Towels are laundered ,and I had lunch. Mequite turky and Jack on sourdough with blue cheese jalapeno mayo. Getting ready for game time.

> [@swampbear](#):
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> N.O.L. was a burger and fries at Shake A Snake.

Trouser?:dubious::p;)

Keep it up **Butters** , it gets better.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2017, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-topic-for-this-mmp/788163/193 "2017-06-11T20:32:15Z")

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I finished the laundry and watched a documentary on MI6, then rewatched an episode of Sherlock. I also finished one hat and nearly finished another.

I’ve got some little red N.O.T.s-n-onions in the toaster oven. I loaded the dishwasher and ran a rinse cycle. In a bit, I’ll saute up some green beans, then broil some salmon. Supper! 😃

It’s been a good, lazy day!

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2017, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-topic-for-this-mmp/788163/194 "2017-06-11T20:40:53Z")

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Sauteing fresh green beans?

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2017, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-topic-for-this-mmp/788163/195 "2017-06-11T20:45:43Z")

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Yepper. In a little butter and sesame oil. Quite tasty.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2017, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-topic-for-this-mmp/788163/196 "2017-06-11T20:50:23Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> Yepper. In a little butter and sesame oil. Quite tasty.

Cool.

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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2017, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-topic-for-this-mmp/788163/197 "2017-06-11T20:52:26Z")

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Feeling bizarrely dizzy today. Not sure what caused it. May mention it to the doctor tomorrow if I can get there. But maybe it’ll pass.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2017, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-topic-for-this-mmp/788163/198 "2017-06-11T21:19:13Z")

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I have achieved nappage and haulin’ the biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig trash can all the way down to the road for trash pickup tomorrow. I say that’s quite enough effort for one day. 😃

**Butters** yay!

**{{{Midget}}}** hope you’re feelin’ better.

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**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2017, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-topic-for-this-mmp/788163/199 "2017-06-11T21:45:03Z")

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**Midget,** you take care.

Since I have to clear space by the windows when I get my new ones, I finally (after literally years of procrastination) cleaned out the corner of my bedroom where I had been putting all my ‘stuff’ from various trips (both official and non-official) for the past, say, 20 years. They are now in containers where I can safely ignore them for the next two decades. Cleaning up the library will be Moanday’s chore.

Interesting dinner. Went to Longhorn Steakhouse and had the sirloin medium-well, as is usual. Came out medium at best, so I politely asked them to have the cook put it back on the broiler for another 3 minutes. Took them 10 minutes and they brought the steak out without my french fries. Fries finally showed up just as I was finishing the steak.

Now understand, I wasn’t upset at all, the food was good and all the staff I interacted with did their best and were professional, I just happened to be the “Murphy” guest that day. Never raised my voice or called down the wrath of whomever upon them.

And they comped my meal. Surprised, I was, but if they want to get a loyal customer, well, that’s one way to do it.

Digesting happily now.

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**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2017, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-topic-for-this-mmp/788163/200 "2017-06-11T22:58:44Z")

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Yay **butters**! You deserve choklit and the adult beverage of your choice.

Feel better soonest **emily**!

I heathenated today. While heavier than a usual Sunday, traffic wasn’t a nightmare. Our speaker’s topic was natural death and conservatory burial. Quite interesting. I took a nap when I got home.

GO PREDS!

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