# No wonder everyone hates the Jews... they steal the eyes of Palestinian children! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 23, 2004, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-wonder-everyone-hates-the-jews-they-steal-the-eyes-of-palestinian-children/281336 "2004-12-23T15:50:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![zev\_steinhardt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/97f17d/32.png) [@zev\_steinhardt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zev_steinhardt)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2004, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-wonder-everyone-hates-the-jews-they-steal-the-eyes-of-palestinian-children/281336/1 "2004-12-23T15:50:37Z")
… or so Iranian TV would have you believe. (Source: [MEMRI report](http://www.memri.org/bin/latestnews.cgi?ID=SD83304)) I know that MEMRI is considered a dubious source by some here, so if this is unfounded, I’ll gladly retract. According to a MEMRI report, Iran’s Sahar 1 TV station is airing a television series called “For You, Palestine.” In the first two episodes, the story follows “Yitzchak Cohen,” the fictional Israeli Prime Minister. It is learned that he is being kept alive by organs stolen from Palestinian children. I don’t know why I’m shocked by this. One would have hoped that the blood libels (of which this is really just a different flavor of) would have been disproven to everyone in the world by now. But I am shocked that such and out-and-out lie is being reported again and again and again. :sigh: :rolleyes: Zev Steinhardt ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Amazing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@Captain\_Amazing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Amazing)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2004, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-wonder-everyone-hates-the-jews-they-steal-the-eyes-of-palestinian-children/281336/2 "2004-12-23T16:05:59Z")
Some people take that “I’ve got your nose” game way too seriously. ---
**Author:** ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2004, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-wonder-everyone-hates-the-jews-they-steal-the-eyes-of-palestinian-children/281336/3 "2004-12-23T16:29:02Z")
Zev, they probably consider it Reality TV! Anyhow, I don’t know why, but I’m not surprised. Jews as a group of people also killed Jesus, drink the blood of Christians and killed JFK. Sam, blood-drinking, organ-stealing Jewboy ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2004, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-wonder-everyone-hates-the-jews-they-steal-the-eyes-of-palestinian-children/281336/4 "2004-12-23T19:15:48Z")
Damnit, someone in The Tribe said too much. Now the goyim know all about Project Mix N Match. Damn, damn, damn. ---
**Author:** ![35340](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/8baadc/32.png) [@35340](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/35340)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2004, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-wonder-everyone-hates-the-jews-they-steal-the-eyes-of-palestinian-children/281336/5 "2004-12-23T19:29:08Z")
No no, walk a mile in his SHOES not a mile in his FEET. ---
**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2004, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-wonder-everyone-hates-the-jews-they-steal-the-eyes-of-palestinian-children/281336/6 "2004-12-23T19:47:05Z")
“What a cute baby. She has her mother’s eyes.” “No, actually she has _your_ mother’s eyes.” ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2004, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-wonder-everyone-hates-the-jews-they-steal-the-eyes-of-palestinian-children/281336/7 "2004-12-23T19:56:09Z")
> [@](#): > > “No, actually she has _your_ mother’s eyes.” OK, _that_ got me. I just put coffee down the wrong damn tube, thankyouverymuch! ---
**Author:** ![Jurph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/50afbb/32.png) [@Jurph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jurph)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2004, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-wonder-everyone-hates-the-jews-they-steal-the-eyes-of-palestinian-children/281336/8 "2004-12-23T20:03:59Z")
I worry that a Jew might want my parts, tew. Will I be sayf If I eat trayf? ;j ---
**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2004, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-wonder-everyone-hates-the-jews-they-steal-the-eyes-of-palestinian-children/281336/9 "2004-12-23T20:05:46Z")
Amateurs. According to the same source, we’re taking [multiple organs](http://www.memri.org/bin/latestnews.cgi?ID=SD83404). Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to go and enjoy some of the [humanitarian and security aid money earmarked for Palestinians which Nobel Peace Prize winner Yassir Arafat made sure was so well distributed](http://www.nydailynews.com/news/local/story/264780p-226795c.html). ---
**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2004, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-wonder-everyone-hates-the-jews-they-steal-the-eyes-of-palestinian-children/281336/10 "2004-12-23T20:08:33Z")
But we all KNOW that the Jews and the Palestinians/Arabs are Morally Equivalent. So surely someone will come along and point out an equally insidious and vile anti-Arab libel that the Jews have been indoctrinating their children with. ---
**Author:** ![Brutus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Brutus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brutus)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2004, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-wonder-everyone-hates-the-jews-they-steal-the-eyes-of-palestinian-children/281336/11 "2004-12-23T20:16:03Z")
Those Iranians would probably find something bad to say about anyone, those negative nellys… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2004, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-wonder-everyone-hates-the-jews-they-steal-the-eyes-of-palestinian-children/281336/12 "2004-12-23T20:18:07Z")
_“All eyes will be upon the region.”_ (snicker) \*"General: “Sir, there are 32 children that you haven’t seen yet, and there is also a ship docked at the shore with a cargo of artificial fetuses…” Yitzhak Cohen: “This one! Her eyes remind me of my wife.”\* Are they getting scriptwriting inspiration from Jack Chick? ---
**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2004, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-wonder-everyone-hates-the-jews-they-steal-the-eyes-of-palestinian-children/281336/13 "2004-12-23T20:53:04Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > Are they getting scriptwriting inspiration from Jack Chick? Gah! I just had an image of an Israeli Prime Minister with Lil Suzy’s eyes. ---
**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2004, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-wonder-everyone-hates-the-jews-they-steal-the-eyes-of-palestinian-children/281336/14 "2004-12-23T21:32:08Z")
But do they answer the important question : are these organs kosher ? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2004, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-wonder-everyone-hates-the-jews-they-steal-the-eyes-of-palestinian-children/281336/15 "2004-12-23T21:51:39Z")
**"artificial fetuses"**??? 😕 …the hell…??? Wotta buncha :wally es ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2004, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-wonder-everyone-hates-the-jews-they-steal-the-eyes-of-palestinian-children/281336/16 "2004-12-23T22:12:46Z")
“Weren’t your eyes blue last week?” “Yep.” “Wearing contacts?” ~evil laugh~ “No.” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2004, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-wonder-everyone-hates-the-jews-they-steal-the-eyes-of-palestinian-children/281336/17 "2004-12-23T22:26:49Z")
So, **Zev** , how’s that new pancreas working out? A little small, I hear… ---
**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2004, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-wonder-everyone-hates-the-jews-they-steal-the-eyes-of-palestinian-children/281336/18 "2004-12-23T22:27:40Z")
If a Jew gets a new digestive tract from a Muslim, and he then eats a pound of bacon, who get’s punished? ---
**Author:** ![Punoqllads](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d2c977/32.png) [@Punoqllads](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Punoqllads)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2004, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-wonder-everyone-hates-the-jews-they-steal-the-eyes-of-palestinian-children/281336/19 "2004-12-23T22:33:15Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > Yitzhak Cohen: “This one! Her eyes remind me of my wife.” _Mr. Garrison: "This one! His butt reminds me of Mr. Hand!_ ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2004, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-wonder-everyone-hates-the-jews-they-steal-the-eyes-of-palestinian-children/281336/20 "2004-12-23T22:33:39Z")
And they would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn’t been for you meddling kids and that dog! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-wonder-everyone-hates-the-jews-they-steal-the-eyes-of-palestinian-children/281336.md?page=2)