# No, you can't get to heaven (no, you can't get to heaven)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-you-cant-get-to-heaven-no-you-cant-get-to-heaven/595127>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 4, 2011, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-you-cant-get-to-heaven-no-you-cant-get-to-heaven/595127 "2011-09-04T02:03:18Z")\
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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2011, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-you-cant-get-to-heaven-no-you-cant-get-to-heaven/595127/41 "2011-09-06T20:34:40Z")

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You can’t get to heaven  
In the pastor’s car,  
'Cause the gosh-darn thing  
Stops at every bar.

I ain’t gonna grieve my Lord no more,  
Ain’t a-gonna grieve my Lord no more,  
Ain’t gonna grieeeeve my Lord no more.

Regards,  
Shodan the Nostalgic

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