# No, you can't use my bathroom **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 7, 2005, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-you-cant-use-my-bathroom/311491 "2005-07-07T19:05:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 20
**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2005, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-you-cant-use-my-bathroom/311491/381 "2005-07-15T01:32:52Z")
I keep popping back in to see if the OP has returned. You’d think I woulda learned after page 3… :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2005, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-you-cant-use-my-bathroom/311491/382 "2005-07-15T01:52:15Z")
> [@danceswithcats](#): > > Well _that_ explains it all. 5 minutes of pooping, 5 minutes of sniffing, 5 minutes of whacking. No no: It’s 15 minutes of squeezin’, 15 minutes of teasin’, and 15 minutes of blowin’ his top (yeah yeah yeah!). ---
**Author:** ![5que](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/3bc359/32.png) [@5que](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5que)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2005, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-you-cant-use-my-bathroom/311491/383 "2005-07-15T13:31:46Z")
> [@featherlou](#): > > But this thread has crossed the line several times. I joined just for such crossing-the-line moments. It brings humor into my otherwise empty life. Well, empty except when I’m in the crapper. ---
**Author:** ![5que](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/3bc359/32.png) [@5que](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5que)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2005, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-you-cant-use-my-bathroom/311491/384 "2005-07-15T13:36:03Z")
Wait. Eight pages and no one’s thrown in the _I’m masterbating like a motherfuck!!!_ reference yet??? I’m very disappointed in you all. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2005, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-you-cant-use-my-bathroom/311491/385 "2005-07-15T13:44:57Z")
Spell check! Aisle 8! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Greathouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/greathouse/32/2992_2.png) [@Greathouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greathouse)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2005, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-you-cant-use-my-bathroom/311491/386 "2005-07-15T14:17:40Z")
> [@Adoptamom\_II](#): > > **Dances with Cats** wrote : > > ```php > Well that explains it all. 5 minutes of pooping, 5 minutes of sniffing, 5 minutes of whacking. > > ``` > > That’s just so _wrong_ :::shudder::: > > This thread is like a wreck that you just can’t stop looking at [hijack] How the fuck did you do that? [/hijack] ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2005, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-you-cant-use-my-bathroom/311491/387 "2005-07-15T14:24:00Z")
_ **Greathouse** wrote:_ ```php [hijack] How the fuck did you do that? [/hijack] ``` With PHP tags. ---
**Author:** ![Greathouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/greathouse/32/2992_2.png) [@Greathouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greathouse)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2005, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-you-cant-use-my-bathroom/311491/388 "2005-07-15T15:53:00Z")
Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2005, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-you-cant-use-my-bathroom/311491/389 "2005-07-15T17:08:22Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > Knock knock > > Who’s there? > > Random worker needs to take a shit. > > Random worker needs to take a shit who? > > Random worker needs to take a shit and jack off! > > HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA … ha > > Yeah, this thread is SO over… Not if you have anything to say about it. 😉 You just can’t get enough. When you are coming over? ---
**Author:** ![Belowjob2.0](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Belowjob2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Belowjob2.0)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2005, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-you-cant-use-my-bathroom/311491/390 "2005-07-16T16:31:33Z")
> [@](#): > > Of course you can use my restroom. > Of course you do realize that my surveillance camera is filming you opening my medicine cabinet and fingering my used undies. “Hey, I just wanna sniff your undies, not marry 'em.” ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2010, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-you-cant-use-my-bathroom/311491/391 "2010-12-30T12:17:04Z")
I wonder if \*\*Sat on Cookie \*\*has cleaned her bathroom yet? ---
**Author:** ![Turek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/turek/32/18782_2.png) [@Turek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turek)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2010, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-you-cant-use-my-bathroom/311491/392 "2010-12-30T13:26:27Z")
> [@Cicero](#): > > I wonder if \*\*Sat on Cookie \*\*has cleaned her bathroom yet? You wondered so hard you had to resurrect a 5 year hold thread? ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2010, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-you-cant-use-my-bathroom/311491/393 "2010-12-30T13:32:33Z")
Is that a problem? ---
**Author:** ![RedWood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f08c70/32.png) [@RedWood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedWood)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2010, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-you-cant-use-my-bathroom/311491/394 "2010-12-30T14:44:54Z")
Wow. just wow. I had roofers… and I have kitties. My house has an enclosed once-back-porch that is now laundry room and teenytiny toilet. I hauled litterboxes in and locked kitchen door, leaving water & lemonade on the washer, and toilet accessible to my workers. They thanked me LOTS. So I had to air the tiny toilet. I have a good roof! Mellow out, dear… did you really want to do that work yourself? admittedly, one of my kitties has Farts of Amazing Stinkiness that rival anything a human leaves. My fault for naming her Fragrant Jasmine… ---
**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2010, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-you-cant-use-my-bathroom/311491/395 "2010-12-30T14:49:42Z")
That’s right you can’t. Take this bucket and go shit in your van. Military maneuvers people, shit shower shave before you head out! ---
**Author:** ![saje](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saje/32/3631_2.png) [@saje](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saje)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2010, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-you-cant-use-my-bathroom/311491/396 "2010-12-30T14:56:52Z")
> [@Cicero](#): > > I wonder if \*\*Sat on Cookie \*\*has cleaned her bathroom yet? As the topic is 5 years old and the OP hasn’t posted anything in over a year, I think you’re just going to have to wonder forever. There’s gotta be something better to do with your time… :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2010, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-you-cant-use-my-bathroom/311491/397 "2010-12-30T15:27:19Z")
Where have you been? Bathroom. For 5 years? My zipper was stuck. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2010, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-you-cant-use-my-bathroom/311491/398 "2010-12-30T22:15:15Z")
> [@Cicero](#): > > Is that a problem? While there’s no rule against it, and you’re not going to get in trouble for doing it, we’d generally prefer if you didn’t bump years old threads unless you’ve got something substantial to add to the subject. Since that’s rather unlikely to happen in this case, and since the OP isn’t around any more to defend herself, I’m going to close this thread. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-you-cant-use-my-bathroom/311491.md?page=19)