# No, you can't use my bathroom **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 7, 2005, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-you-cant-use-my-bathroom/311491 "2005-07-07T19:05:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Uvula\_Donor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e19adc/32.png) [@Uvula\_Donor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uvula_Donor)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-you-cant-use-my-bathroom/311491/121 "2005-07-08T16:36:31Z")
> [@Sat on Cookie](#): > > I don’t have time to read the whole thread; I just wanted ya’ll to know I’m not avoiding you on purpose. I will say that regardless of various less-than-complimentary sentiments, no one is going to change my mind. I’m satisfied I’m not a jerk and my complaint is warranted, so there ya go. What are you, **Scott Plaid** ’s sister? ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-you-cant-use-my-bathroom/311491/122 "2005-07-08T17:18:26Z")
Probability that this OP is going as **SOAC** wanted or planned = 4% Probability that **SOAC** will see the error of her ways and allow workers of all stripes free and easy access to her shitter because of this thread = 11% Probability that **SOAC** will actually _EXPLODE_ from being so anal-retentave = 24% Probability that **SOAC** needs to buy a can of Lysol and a ladder to get over herself = 100% ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-you-cant-use-my-bathroom/311491/123 "2005-07-08T17:33:51Z")
I’m kinda hoping and not hoping, at the same time that **Sat on Cookie** will ever have kids. _Not_ hoping, because they’re going to be really fucked up. And hoping, because of when they go through that _artistic_ stage with the contents of their poopy diapers. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-you-cant-use-my-bathroom/311491/124 "2005-07-08T17:35:43Z")
> [@Troy McClure SF](#): > > You just entered a [world](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=80957) of [hurt](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=1800866&postcount=60). > > 😃 I remember the first time I ran across that thread. “Mach Oh Point Seven”. Oh my. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-you-cant-use-my-bathroom/311491/125 "2005-07-08T17:53:07Z")
> [@This Year's Model](#): > > You’re forgetting the issue of Playboy. And the lotion. ---
**Author:** ![Uvula\_Donor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e19adc/32.png) [@Uvula\_Donor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uvula_Donor)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-you-cant-use-my-bathroom/311491/126 "2005-07-08T17:56:30Z")
> [@Troy McClure SF](#): > > You just entered a [world](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=80957) of [hurt](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=1800866&postcount=60). Thanks, **Troy**. That made my day! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-you-cant-use-my-bathroom/311491/127 "2005-07-08T18:08:45Z")
**Sat On Cookie** is a snotty bitch. Got it. Will not take seriously from now on. ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-you-cant-use-my-bathroom/311491/128 "2005-07-08T18:21:00Z")
> [@Cervaise](#): > > And the lotion. Preferably hypoallergenic and fragrance-free. You never know. Don’t forget a candle, and some wooden matches. ---
**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-you-cant-use-my-bathroom/311491/129 "2005-07-08T18:35:16Z")
> [@Uvula Donor](#): > > What are you, **Scott Plaid** ’s sister? I was holding off from that remark. I didn’t want to be the first. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-you-cant-use-my-bathroom/311491/130 "2005-07-08T18:42:48Z")
I am itching to know the specifics of what, if anything, beyond a bad smell happened here. I suppose that it may be because I worked in a State Hospital for the profoundly retarded as a young adult, and so am somewhat hardened but I can not imagine what could be so bad that I could not use a bathroom for days after a defecating event. Perhaps the OP will grace us with a reply ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-you-cant-use-my-bathroom/311491/131 "2005-07-08T19:32:01Z")
> [@Greathouse](#): > > Suck my balls, you fucking snob. No, no, no. _Shitty_ snob! > [@Binarydrone](#): > > Perhaps the OP will grace us with a reply Don’t hold your breath for anything meaningful. ---
**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-you-cant-use-my-bathroom/311491/132 "2005-07-08T19:42:37Z")
> [@Lute Skywatcher](#): > > …Don’t hold your breath for anything meaningful. I haven’t actually read your reply, but am sure that there is nothing in it that would possibly matter to me. ---
**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-you-cant-use-my-bathroom/311491/133 "2005-07-08T19:45:27Z")
> [@Lute Skywatcher](#): > > …Don’t hold your breath for anything meaningful. That’s what the OP said! Badum bum! ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-you-cant-use-my-bathroom/311491/134 "2005-07-08T19:58:09Z")
Actually, what the OP said was she doesn’t have time to read the whole thing and respond right now - I assume because of real life events (and who of us hasn’t had a busy life at times? Hmm?) Yes, her response was a little…arrogant is probably a good word, but why don’t we hold off on the tar-and-feathering until she comes back and communicates more fully with us? ---
**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-you-cant-use-my-bathroom/311491/135 "2005-07-08T20:02:10Z")
> [@featherlou](#): > > … but why don’t we hold off on the tar-and-feathering until she comes back and communicates more fully with us? Because this way is more fun? ---
**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-you-cant-use-my-bathroom/311491/136 "2005-07-08T20:03:11Z")
Also, I was playing off of the breath holding thing. Because of the smell. Get it? I made a funny. ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-you-cant-use-my-bathroom/311491/137 "2005-07-08T20:13:37Z")
> [@elmwood](#): > > Maybe you should have called Stanley Steemer instead of Cleveland Steamer. > > (Why didn’t I think of this pun earlier? :D) That’s beautiful, man! (sniff!) ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-you-cant-use-my-bathroom/311491/138 "2005-07-08T20:26:19Z")
> [@chatelaine](#): > > So… you didn’t read our responses, refuse to entertain the thought that you might be wrong on this one, also refuse to give details that might shed light on the situation and thus turn the tide in your favour, and still sit smugly with your arms crossed, resolute and content in the notion that you somehow find it mortally offensive that someone **took a shit in a bathroom**. Why do we call it _taking_ a shit, though? Isn’t is more like _leaving_ a shit? Maybe **Shat on a Cookie** ’s problem is that **Working Class Oaf** actually _did_ take a shit somewhere. ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-you-cant-use-my-bathroom/311491/139 "2005-07-08T20:27:43Z")
> [@Kalhoun](#): > > (sniff!) You smell that too, huh. [sub]Sorry.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-you-cant-use-my-bathroom/311491/140 "2005-07-08T20:45:10Z")
> [@featherlou](#): > > Actually, what the OP said was she doesn’t have time to read the whole thing and respond right now - I assume because of real life events (and who of us hasn’t had a busy life at times? Hmm?) Yes, her response was a little…arrogant is probably a good word, but why don’t we hold off on the tar-and-feathering until she comes back and communicates more fully with us? I’ve had my spasm of rationality for the day. From here on it’s nothing but knee-jerk responses till bedtime! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-you-cant-use-my-bathroom/311491.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-you-cant-use-my-bathroom/311491.md?page=8)