# No, you may not name your baby 'Messiah'

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-you-may-not-name-your-baby-messiah/666038>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 12, 2013, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-you-may-not-name-your-baby-messiah/666038 "2013-08-12T14:22:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2013, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-you-may-not-name-your-baby-messiah/666038/81 "2013-08-20T20:12:39Z")

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> [@madsircool](#):
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> [http://www.timesofisrael.com/jerusalem-rejected-as-baby-name/](http://www.timesofisrael.com/jerusalem-rejected-as-baby-name/)
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> Nor Jerusalem

Some countries do give judges the authorities to reject baby names. The U.S. is not one of them.

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**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2013, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-you-may-not-name-your-baby-messiah/666038/82 "2013-08-20T21:10:12Z")

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> [@Marley23](#):
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> Some countries do give judges the authorities to reject baby names. The U.S. is not one of them.

I realize that. In this case Jerusalem was rejected because it wasnt on the list of approved names. Still, nit a really odd name.

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**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2013, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-you-may-not-name-your-baby-messiah/666038/83 "2013-08-20T23:34:37Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> :smack: I meant to comment on that, but I got distracted!
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> Now I can only join the chorus.

I hope this digression goes on forever. And ever.

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**Author:** ![Julius\_Henry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8797f3/32.png) [@Julius\_Henry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Julius_Henry)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2013, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-you-may-not-name-your-baby-messiah/666038/84 "2013-08-21T00:41:27Z")

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> [@MaxTheVool](#):
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> I hope this digression goes on forever. And ever.

Amen.

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2013, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-you-may-not-name-your-baby-messiah/666038/85 "2013-08-21T02:46:45Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> She was named after a car?
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> (Well, why not? I’ve heard of women named Porsche. Not Portia; Porsche.)

Conceived in, named after.  
I went to school with her sister; Under the Boardwalk. :dubious:

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**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2013, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-you-may-not-name-your-baby-messiah/666038/86 "2013-09-19T00:30:12Z")

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The [stupid ruling](http://xfinity.comcast.net/articles/news-national/20130918/Tenn.parents.name.baby.Messiah/) has been overturned.  
Also, the judge may be sanctioned.

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**Author:** ![Blackberry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecd19e/32.png) [@Blackberry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackberry)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2013, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-you-may-not-name-your-baby-messiah/666038/87 "2013-09-19T01:06:26Z")

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> [@picunurse](#):
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> The [stupid ruling](http://xfinity.comcast.net/articles/news-national/20130918/Tenn.parents.name.baby.Messiah/) has been overturned.  
> Also, the judge may be sanctioned.

Good, I hope she is. What an idiot.  
Anyway it will make an interesting story for the baby to tell when he gets older.

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**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2013, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-you-may-not-name-your-baby-messiah/666038/88 "2013-09-19T12:52:01Z")

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A judge with such an obvious and unconstitutional bias needs to be removed from the bench.

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**Author:** ![Face\_Intentionally\_Left\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/face_intentionally_left_blank/32/288_2.png) [@Face\_Intentionally\_Left\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Face_Intentionally_Left_Blank)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2013, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-you-may-not-name-your-baby-messiah/666038/89 "2013-09-19T14:09:27Z")

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> [@pulykamell](#):
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> 30 odd dead Messiahs

Band name.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2013, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-you-may-not-name-your-baby-messiah/666038/90 "2013-09-19T14:33:14Z")

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[Messiahs Die Young](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRD7tZMooR4).

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2013, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-you-may-not-name-your-baby-messiah/666038/91 "2013-09-19T15:13:22Z")

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Somehow I didn’t understand the nature of this hearing the first time around. The judge was asked to make a ruling on the baby’s last name and decided to order his first name changed as well. So she made an order that had nothing to do with the issue before her. Somehow that makes this extra stupid.

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**Author:** ![Blackberry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecd19e/32.png) [@Blackberry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackberry)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2013, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-you-may-not-name-your-baby-messiah/666038/92 "2013-09-19T15:20:47Z")

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> [@Marley23](#):
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> Somehow I didn’t understand the nature of this hearing the first time around. The judge was asked to make a ruling on the baby’s last name and decided to order his first name changed as well. So she made an order that had nothing to do with the issue before her. Somehow that makes this extra stupid.

And she picked a new name for the baby herself, didn’t even tell the parents that \*they \*would have to come up with something else. I wonder what other ridiculous, overreaching calls she’s made as a judge. I’m sure there are plenty.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2013, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-you-may-not-name-your-baby-messiah/666038/93 "2013-09-19T15:45:59Z")

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> [@Blackberry](#):
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> And she picked a new name for the baby herself, didn’t even tell the parents that \*they \*would have to come up with something else. I wonder what other ridiculous, overreaching calls she’s made as a judge. I’m sure there are plenty.

Probably a bunch. Having read the story I see she was asked to decide if the baby’s last name would be Martin or McCullough. She chose McCullough and then made the first name Martin because YOLO. Or Jesus, I guess.

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2013, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-you-may-not-name-your-baby-messiah/666038/94 "2013-09-21T04:06:08Z")

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> [@Marley23](#):
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> Probably a bunch. Having read the story I see she was asked to decide if the baby’s last name would be Martin or McCullough. She chose McCullough and then made the first name Martin because YOLO. Or Jesus, I guess.

Hey, since you’re here, why not edit the title?

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