# Noah's ark, done as furry porn

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noahs-ark-done-as-furry-porn/853095>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 4, 2020, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noahs-ark-done-as-furry-porn/853095 "2020-05-04T01:20:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2020, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noahs-ark-done-as-furry-porn/853095/1 "2020-05-04T01:20:32Z")

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(link is to SFW Tropes page:) [El Arca (Western Animation) - TV Tropes](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Animation/ElArca)

So while Noah and his family were building and piloting the ark, a seething sex and power drama was playing out among the anthrocritters aboard. Particularly the haut she-cats. ¡Ay, caramba!

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2020, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noahs-ark-done-as-furry-porn/853095/2 "2020-05-04T01:31:57Z")

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What?

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2020, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noahs-ark-done-as-furry-porn/853095/3 "2020-05-04T05:41:03Z")

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Rule 34. No exceptions.

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**Author:** ![RioRico](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f04885/32.png) [@RioRico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RioRico)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noahs-ark-done-as-furry-porn/853095/4 "2020-05-05T03:26:03Z")

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Unicorns and velociraptors were left behind. Sad.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noahs-ark-done-as-furry-porn/853095/5 "2020-05-05T05:16:05Z")

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I feel oddly aroused.