# Nobel Peace Prize Announced; It Doesn't Go to Trump

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**Created:** [October 10, 2025, 9:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobel-peace-prize-announced-it-doesnt-go-to-trump/1023845 "2025-10-10T09:13:52Z")\
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> [@Alessan](#):
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> Isn’t she the rival of Nicolas Maduro, one of Trump’s biggest bugbears? Doesn’t that technically make her Trump’s ally?

The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy.

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Even if we were to take the devil’s advocate position that any peace in Gaza would be an improvement, and Trump should be rewarded for it, it simply hasn’t happened.

Right now we have - what does he call it? Hints of an inkling of an idea of a plan? I hope it works, but it’s just too soon to say.

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From the White House Communications Director: “He has the heart of a humanitarian, and there will never be anyone like him who can move mountains with the sheer force of his will.” [White House Whines After Trump Misses Out On Nobel Peace Prize | HuffPost Latest News](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/white-house-responds-to-trump-nobel-snub_n_68e8efabe4b0a0b11bf25cc0)

_WT Everlovin’ F??_

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> [@Horatius](#):
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> > [@Der\_Trihs](#):
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> > And worst of all, she committed the worst possible of sins: she got something _he_ wanted instead of him.
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> Give it about 12 hours before they suddenly discover she’s the secret leader of Tren De Aquamarine. Then they’ll declare the Nobel committee supporters of terrorism and anti-trum.

Or Tren De [Aqua](https://youtu.be/ZyhrYis509A?si=qtlzQGrWSLC9XRPE).

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[quote=“Alessan, post:5, topic:1023845”]

Isn’t she the rival of Nicolas Maduro, one of Trump’s biggest bugbears? Doesn’t that technically make her Trump’s ally?

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At best she’s a co-belligerent, like Finland was to Germany.

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He was as likely to win as I’m as likely to give out Dubai chocolate for Halloween

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> From the White House Communications Director: “He has the heart of a humanitarian

“…in a glass jar on his desk.”

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**Post date:** [October 10, 2025, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobel-peace-prize-announced-it-doesnt-go-to-trump/1023845/48 "2025-10-10T17:13:05Z")

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Overheard from the Oval Office:

> Hey, Miller [the White House Deputy Chief of Staff – _not_ the Straight Dope moderator]? Did you eat my heart???

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**Post date:** [October 10, 2025, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobel-peace-prize-announced-it-doesnt-go-to-trump/1023845/49 "2025-10-10T17:14:13Z")

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Look, he said he’d end the war in Ukraine in one day. Gaza is a little more complicated, so it’s gonna be two weeks on that one. Of course, it’s unclear when the clock actually starts with either of these, so c’mon, man, give the guy a chance here!

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If Trump had been awarded the prize, it might as well have been abolished, as it would have lost all meaning and respect. Everything Trump touches dies. This does refer to the Nobel Prize too.

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> [@snowthx](#):
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> it’s unclear when the clock actually starts with either of these

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/9v-33jcEDk4/maxresdefault.jpg "2 weeks - Total Recall") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9v-33jcEDk4)

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> [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](#):
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> “…in a glass jar on his desk.”

Made me LOL.

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The prize is pretty tainted – Obama didn’t deserve it when he won it. He seemed to have won it because he was the first Black president of the US and he wasn’t GWB.

Didn’t Kissinger win it? That guy was, if anything, anti-peace.

But, the idea that Trump, who routinely threatens to invade sovereign land, is sending troops into his own cities, and who is hell-bent on destroying the environment would ever get it is ludicrous. I can’t believe MAGA thought he had a chance.

That statement from the White House Communications Director is really something out of a cult. Scary stuff.

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Steven Cheung says that Trump has the heart of a humanitarian. But I do not think his boss agrees:

[“That’s where I disagreed with Charlie [Kirk]. I hate my opponents, and I don’t want the best for them.”  
 ](https://wapo.st/3WxDBNa)

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> [@RitterSport](#):
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> The prize is pretty tainted – Obama didn’t deserve it when he won it. He seemed to have won it because he was the first Black president of the US and he wasn’t GWB.
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> Didn’t Kissinger win it? That guy was, if anything, anti-peace.

Don’t forget Dr. Moniz who invented the lobotomy won the Nobel Prize for Medicine.

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Well… it _seemed_ like a good idea at the time.

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> I am betting he goes the “Who won the what? I never wanted to win whatever that is in the first place!” route.

“I won Michigan’s “Man of the Year” for the 10th year in a row!”

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> [@alphaboi867](#):
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> > [@Alessan](#):
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> > Isn’t she the rival of Nicolas Maduro, one of Trump’s biggest bugbears? Doesn’t that technically make her Trump’s ally?
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> At best she’s a co-belligerent, like Finland was to Germany

I know it’s probably comforting to believe that anyone the Nobel Peace Prize committee likes must be the antithesis of Trump, but no, they’ve been aligned for a long time. For example, here is what she had to say about Trump’s drone strikes on Venezuelan ships:

> [@](#):
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> “I totally support his strategy,” Machado said. “And I’ve said on behalf of the Venezuelan people that we are very grateful. I think it is the right thing to do. It’s courageous. It’s visionary.”

/r/socialism is having a meltdown over how evil she is.

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> [@LouMa](#):
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> If Trump had been awarded the prize, it might as well have been abolished, as it would have lost all meaning and respect. Everything Trump touches dies. This does refer to the Nobel Prize too.

Don’t forget Trump gave Rush Limbaugh the Presidential Medal of Freedom. 🤮

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