# Nobody cares about your fucking cats! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 8, 2003, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-cares-about-your-fucking-cats/167232 "2003-04-08T03:21:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![j\_kat\_251](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/71c47a/32.png) [@j\_kat\_251](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j_kat_251)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-cares-about-your-fucking-cats/167232/1 "2003-04-08T03:21:02Z")
It’s getting to be like [www.mindlessmommycentral.com](http://www.mindlessmommycentral.com) here on the SDMB, except instead of boring pointless tales about CUTESY WUTESY LIDDLE KIDDIEWOOS it’s bullshit about cats. Hey! Wouldn’t it be great if a cat could use a computer? AHAHAHA THAT’S THE BEST IDEA I’VE EVER FORMULATED. Now I’ll start a few dozen threads about how my cat is great and what he would say if he could talk. I’ll tell you what your cat would say, you crazy bitch, he’d say “GET A FUCKING LIFE”. ---
**Author:** ![j\_kat\_251](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/71c47a/32.png) [@j\_kat\_251](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j_kat_251)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-cares-about-your-fucking-cats/167232/2 "2003-04-08T03:22:55Z")
_swoon_ Who \* is \* this \*\* dreadful\*\* man and why is he so vile? ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-cares-about-your-fucking-cats/167232/3 "2003-04-08T03:30:00Z")
My cat says your link doesn’t work. ---
**Author:** ![j\_kat\_251](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/71c47a/32.png) [@j\_kat\_251](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j_kat_251)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-cares-about-your-fucking-cats/167232/4 "2003-04-08T03:31:11Z")
You know what, on second thought, I’m probably wrong. The problem with opening your mouth before you think is a lot of dumb shit comes out. I have nothing against cats, really. I just perceived (somewhat incorrectly) a recent glut of cat threads, and decided to say something. There have been a few, which is what prompted this crazy thread, and I was thinking that it’s odd the very same people who make such a big deal out of their lame ass pets are likely the same people who get all irritated when their ‘breeding’ (is that the term?) friends just talk about their kids all day. Not that having cats and having kids is mutually exclusive or anything. Jesus, my rants are shithouse. Except that bank one, goddamnit I was totally right. ---
**Author:** ![LifeOnWry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/96bed5/32.png) [@LifeOnWry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LifeOnWry)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-cares-about-your-fucking-cats/167232/5 "2003-04-08T03:34:06Z")
My cat says you’re just jealous. ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-cares-about-your-fucking-cats/167232/6 "2003-04-08T03:34:30Z")
woof. ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-cares-about-your-fucking-cats/167232/7 "2003-04-08T03:35:15Z")
Who let the dogs out? ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-cares-about-your-fucking-cats/167232/8 "2003-04-08T03:40:52Z")
I just finished an enjoyable conversation with my ex about a cat she befriended in Korea. She sent a pic of the cutie. And then I checked in on the SDMB to find this drek. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-cares-about-your-fucking-cats/167232/9 "2003-04-08T03:46:54Z")
This thread is a bit catty, is it not? Meow! Don’t let this turn into a catfight. ---
**Author:** ![MelCthefirst](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eada6e/32.png) [@MelCthefirst](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MelCthefirst)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-cares-about-your-fucking-cats/167232/10 "2003-04-08T04:05:39Z")
But the OP is J\_kat?? You secretly love kats don’t you? If I hated cockroaches, the last thing I would have as a username would be M\_kockroache! ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-cares-about-your-fucking-cats/167232/11 "2003-04-08T04:18:06Z")
M for Mehitabel? ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-cares-about-your-fucking-cats/167232/12 "2003-04-08T04:30:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by j\_kat\_251 \* > \*\*You know what, on second thought, I’m probably wrong. The problem with opening your mouth before you think is a lot of dumb shit comes out. I have nothing against cats, really. I just perceived (somewhat incorrectly) a recent glut of cat threads, and decided to say something. There have been a few, which is what prompted this crazy thread, and I was thinking that it’s odd the very same people who make such a big deal out of their lame ass pets are likely the same people who get all irritated when their ‘breeding’ (is that the term?) friends just talk about their kids all day. Not that having cats and having kids is mutually exclusive or anything. Jesus, my rants are shithouse. Except that bank one, goddamnit I was totally right. \*\* I was just going to say more or less the same thing. Except I was going to call you nasty names at the same time. ---
**Author:** ![j\_kat\_251](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/71c47a/32.png) [@j\_kat\_251](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j_kat_251)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-cares-about-your-fucking-cats/167232/13 "2003-04-08T04:47:40Z")
You liked my bank rant? Awesome. ---
**Author:** ![Venoma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@Venoma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Venoma)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-cares-about-your-fucking-cats/167232/14 "2003-04-08T05:05:10Z")
No, I make a big deal out of my lame ass pets and I’m going to make a big deal out of my lameass kids. Others around me are welcome to do the same. WTF does it bother you that people greatly love and care for beings that aren’t human? You… you … SPECIEIST! Muah. I just feel sorry for people who don’t love cats. Don’t know what they’re missing. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-cares-about-your-fucking-cats/167232/15 "2003-04-08T05:05:10Z")
This has to be one of the lamest, most stupid rants I have seen on here. Fer fucks sakes, get with the program and bitch about the war, for or against. This is just fucking stupid. \< rolls eyes \> ---
**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-cares-about-your-fucking-cats/167232/16 "2003-04-08T05:07:44Z")
I love cats. They’re less greasy than dogs and tend to be cheaper by the pound. ---
**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-cares-about-your-fucking-cats/167232/17 "2003-04-08T05:12:37Z")
I’ve always found that the places by the pound sell their dog pretty cheap. ---
**Author:** ![j\_kat\_251](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/71c47a/32.png) [@j\_kat\_251](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j_kat_251)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-cares-about-your-fucking-cats/167232/18 "2003-04-08T05:19:56Z")
See, without my thoughtless vitriol there would be no opportunity for these pathetic puns. The circle of life continues… ---
**Author:** ![DreadCthulhu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/db5fbb/32.png) [@DreadCthulhu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DreadCthulhu)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-cares-about-your-fucking-cats/167232/19 "2003-04-08T05:24:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by j\_kat\_251 \* > **_swoon_ Who \* is \* this \*\* dreadful** man and why is he so vile? \*\* Excuse me, I am the Dreadful person on this board. And besides, cats are nice - with white wine. ---
**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-cares-about-your-fucking-cats/167232/20 "2003-04-08T05:28:43Z")
“A Persian cat, a jug of wine, and the end of life as you pathetic mortals know it in favour of an eternity of torment beyond your imaginings, the world is paradise enow.” From "The R’ubi’at of O’mar K’thullhu. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-cares-about-your-fucking-cats/167232.md?page=2)