# Nobody cares about your fucking cats! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 8, 2003, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-cares-about-your-fucking-cats/167232 "2003-04-08T03:21:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-cares-about-your-fucking-cats/167232/41 "2003-04-08T15:44:52Z")
Here’s a picture of my [babies](http://www.timepieceband.com/house/pool.html). Aren’t they the cutest, sweetest kitties you’ve ever seen? 😛 You suck, cat hater… :wally ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-cares-about-your-fucking-cats/167232/42 "2003-04-08T15:56:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jr8 \* > \*\*Then maybe they would have liked [this poem](http://www.felineterritory.co.uk/poems009.html). \*\* I don’t normally use smileys, but: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Robb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a183cd/32.png) [@Robb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robb)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-cares-about-your-fucking-cats/167232/43 "2003-04-08T16:08:44Z")
Yes, no more talk about cats. We should discuss my new puppy. Ouch! Stop biting my ankles. No, outside! - do that outside… ---
**Author:** ![Rug\_Burn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a87d85/32.png) [@Rug\_Burn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rug_Burn)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-cares-about-your-fucking-cats/167232/44 "2003-04-08T16:17:43Z")
My cats used to love drinking antifreeze; but I had to make them stop because it made them taste funny. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-cares-about-your-fucking-cats/167232/45 "2003-04-08T16:27:28Z")
I like cats but, admittedly, they do make awfully good minesweepers. ---
**Author:** ![DeskMonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f14d63/32.png) [@DeskMonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeskMonkey)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-cares-about-your-fucking-cats/167232/46 "2003-04-08T16:59:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lainaf \* > \*\*Hey, **j\_kat\_251** , > [My cat hates you.](http://www.mycathatesyou.com/) \*\* Hey, my cat is on that site! Look for Dot, that’s my baby! Well, one of 'em. Awww, so hateful. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-cares-about-your-fucking-cats/167232/47 "2003-04-08T17:04:25Z")
Well, _I_ care. So there. Pffffttt. Don’t like to see cat pics? Hint- don’t fucking click on them. ---
**Author:** ![Elza\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Elza\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elza_B)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-cares-about-your-fucking-cats/167232/48 "2003-04-08T18:51:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by sperfur \* > \*\*Here’s a picture of my [babies](http://www.timepieceband.com/house/pool.html). Aren’t they the cutest, sweetest kitties you’ve ever seen? 😛 > > You suck, cat hater… :wally \*\* Why do all of your cats look as if they’ve just finished a particularly satisfying orgy? Ava ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-cares-about-your-fucking-cats/167232/49 "2003-04-08T19:29:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jr8 \* > \*\*My cat’s breath smells like cat food. \*\* My dog’s breath smells like your cat. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Consuela\_Bobuela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Consuela\_Bobuela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Consuela_Bobuela)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-cares-about-your-fucking-cats/167232/50 "2003-04-08T19:40:52Z")
[My cat hates you](http://www.mycathatesyou.com/default.asp) is the most adorable collection of cats I’ve ever seen. I’m going to put my little angels pictures there. ---
**Author:** ![Ego\_Mk2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@Ego\_Mk2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ego_Mk2)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-cares-about-your-fucking-cats/167232/51 "2003-04-08T19:41:27Z")
**I** care about my cats. You’re not much of a psychic. You should team up with Miss Cleo. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-cares-about-your-fucking-cats/167232/52 "2003-04-08T20:25:56Z")
Bring on Stegapuss and Catatomic. They’ll set things right. ---
**Author:** ![blowero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/41988e/32.png) [@blowero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blowero)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-cares-about-your-fucking-cats/167232/53 "2003-04-08T20:44:07Z")
My cat took the cutest dump the other day. Then it broke some stuff. Then it slept for 6 hours. God, it was so fucking great. My cat is a goddam genius. Actually, I don’t have a cat. ---
**Author:** ![DrLizardo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5fc32e/32.png) [@DrLizardo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrLizardo)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-cares-about-your-fucking-cats/167232/54 "2003-04-08T20:55:09Z")
Cats. Fucking sneaky little hairball-upchucking shit factory stinky piss puke-on-the-floor yowl-all-night claws-in-my-nuts hair-shedding bastards. Did I mention puking up on the floor regularly. Gotta go home and feed the little sunsabitches now… ---
**Author:** ![Celyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@Celyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celyn)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-cares-about-your-fucking-cats/167232/55 "2003-04-08T21:28:51Z")
My cat is kept indoors and doesn’t even get a chance to fuck! ☹ Hmm, maybe that is why it got stuck halfway in and halfway out of my 16th floor window on Sunday… Ah, shit you didnt’ want to know, did you? ---
**Author:** ![dwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dwyr/32/363_2.png) [@dwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwyr)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-cares-about-your-fucking-cats/167232/56 "2003-04-08T22:42:27Z")
I can’t debate. I’m not married, nor do I have children. Or friends. Nobody wants to hear about my icky job. I answer a question once in a blue moon (current definition). I don’t watch much TV. What else in my pathetic life am I supposed to talk about? ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-cares-about-your-fucking-cats/167232/57 "2003-04-08T22:57:04Z")
Bah. I _know_ that everyone logs onto here each day merely to see if I’ve posted any tidbits of info about my cat. Because my cat protects the world from invisible supernatural beings, who try to enter this dimension through some kind of space/time warp in my hallway. [Not my cat](http://www.catoftheday.com/) ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-cares-about-your-fucking-cats/167232/58 "2003-04-08T23:03:13Z")
May cat says you are sooooo lucky the SDMB won’t let him search for ‘cat’ threads. ---
**Author:** ![fessie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@fessie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fessie)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-cares-about-your-fucking-cats/167232/59 "2003-04-08T23:29:33Z")
[www.ratemykitten.com](http://www.ratemykitten.com) I dare you ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-cares-about-your-fucking-cats/167232/60 "2003-04-08T23:46:25Z")
[Tubcat sez](http://www.boners.com/content/384185.1.jpg) **"Your ass is mine you little punk… soon as I can ummph… get my legs to support my full body weight… but when that happens, and it might be sooner than you think monkey boy, you’re going to get an asskicking punk ! Bank on it!** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-cares-about-your-fucking-cats/167232.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-cares-about-your-fucking-cats/167232.md?page=4)