# Nobody cares about your fucking cats!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-cares-about-your-fucking-cats/167232>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 8, 2003, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-cares-about-your-fucking-cats/167232 "2003-04-08T03:21:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Margo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Margo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Margo)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-cares-about-your-fucking-cats/167232/81 "2003-04-10T21:16:40Z")

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Gee…wonder where I can get a LARGE burlap bag…big enough to stuff _lieu_ into…say then I will need a shotgun…some gas…and a shovel…and a large body of water to throw your bullet ridden, burned body in…you are an ass…  
And I mean that in the nicest possible way…if you give me your address I will send you a little treat…I will diligently save all of my cat’s wharfed hairballs and fashion a nice toupee for you…  
your friend, Margo

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-cares-about-your-fucking-cats/167232/82 "2003-04-10T22:22:50Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Rooves \*  
> \*\*The difference between dog and CATS are that DOGS had to work for thousands of years to forge a meaningful relationship with man, helping to secure his own species as a result.
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> Are there drug sniffing CATS? Bomb sniffing cats? Seeing eye CATS? NO?? Police cats? I don’t fucking think so! Why?? Cats are affectionate rodents, thats why! \*\*

I admit that dogs have left their mark by sniffing shit and other sundry items associated with the criminal class, however, cats are [artists](http://www.monpa.com/wcp/).

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-cares-about-your-fucking-cats/167232/83 "2003-04-17T14:47:21Z")

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> \*Originally posted by TwistofFate \*  
> \*\*\*me off to look at the animated singing Kitty. \*\*

Did someone say [animated singing kittens](http://www.rathergood.com/vines/)? Awwwww, aren’t they cute?

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**Author:** ![CrazyCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CrazyCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrazyCatLady)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-cares-about-your-fucking-cats/167232/84 "2003-04-17T17:10:03Z")

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**Margo** , hon, I think you’ve been whooshed. At least, I _hope_ you’ve been whooshed.

Still, that’s one of the least funny jokes I’ve seen in a long time.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-cares-about-your-fucking-cats/167232/85 "2003-04-17T17:18:38Z")

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Don’t take offence Margo. I’m a four time cat owner myself. 🙂

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