# Nobody fucks uncles quite like you!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-fucks-uncles-quite-like-you/101222>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 1, 2002, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-fucks-uncles-quite-like-you/101222 "2002-04-01T17:15:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-fucks-uncles-quite-like-you/101222/41 "2002-04-02T22:43:31Z")

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> \*Originally posted by JustPlainBryan \*  
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> and his effigies are quite big if I’m not mistaken. \*\*

Well, the one they have downtown is. And FWIW, I don’t think that even in the zany world of DBZ, that anybody grabbed one of Son Goku’s kamehamehas and made it king.

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**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-fucks-uncles-quite-like-you/101222/42 "2002-04-02T22:45:17Z")

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> \*Originally posted by RTFirefly \*  
> \*\*'cause ‘fuck’ is the worst word that you can say \*\*

Mr. Mackey’s lession aside it isn’t the worst word, the worst word is “B_rbr_ St\*\*s\*nd.” “Uncle fucker” is one thing but some words even I won’t utter. 😃

My favorite song is also \*Kyle’s Mom’s a Bitch." I wonder if they had to pay royalties for using the tune to _Chitty, Chitty, Bang, Bang_

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**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-fucks-uncles-quite-like-you/101222/43 "2002-04-02T22:58:25Z")

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Do a search for ‘clitoris’

_Essen Schiese?_

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**Author:** ![Jervoise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d2c977/32.png) [@Jervoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jervoise)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2002, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-fucks-uncles-quite-like-you/101222/44 "2002-04-03T01:17:31Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Maeglin \*  
> \*\*The sky is blue,  
> The leaves are full of green,  
> My heart is as full as a baked potato.  
> I think you know,  
> Exactly what I mean,  
> When I say that today’s a shpidoinkel day.
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> This outta separate the wheat from the chaff. \*\*

_When I say it’s a happy-go-moinkly, Shpadoinkle-ly day_

Yay! I’m wheat! Wheat I say.

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2002, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-fucks-uncles-quite-like-you/101222/45 "2002-04-03T02:00:49Z")

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> This outta separate the wheat from the chaff.

“Nutter was singing in the wrong key!”

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**Author:** ![Kybrdbrkn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b3f665/32.png) [@Kybrdbrkn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kybrdbrkn)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-fucks-uncles-quite-like-you/101222/46 "2002-04-04T02:46:15Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Maeglin \*  
> \*\*The sky is blue,  
> The leaves are full of green,  
> My heart is as full as a baked potato.  
> I think you know,  
> Exactly what I mean,  
> When I say that today’s a shpidoinkel day.
> 
> This outta separate the wheat from the chaff. \*\*

I assume this is from Cannibal: The Musical. I’ve heard lots about it from some friends – I guess I’lll have to rent it someday.

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**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-fucks-uncles-quite-like-you/101222/47 "2002-04-04T09:14:32Z")

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The song that cracks me up the most is ‘Up There’ just cause it’s such a perfect imitation of the cheesy whistful song that the Hero/Heroine sings in every Disney movie.

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