# Nobody got my witty one-liner at work today

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 26, 2010, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-got-my-witty-one-liner-at-work-today/540797 "2010-05-26T04:10:35Z")\
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**Author:** ![Shadez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/90ced4/32.png) [@Shadez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadez)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-got-my-witty-one-liner-at-work-today/540797/21 "2010-05-26T10:47:54Z")

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As with most things in life, I get the joke…

…only because the Simpsons [spoofed it](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mi6vAXv0KrA). Those in the Simpsons generation, unite!

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-got-my-witty-one-liner-at-work-today/540797/22 "2010-05-26T10:49:51Z")

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> [@Colophon](#):
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> I can’t look at the videos from here, but to me “send in the clowns” is a stock phrase, so yes I find it a funny, if slightly obvious (!) joke. It doesn’t make me think of any tune in particular, though, so I’m not sure what the ear-worm comments are.  
> Unless it’s that “duh-duh-du-du-du-du-DUH-DUH-deer-duh” circus tune?
> 
> Edit… OK, I googled it and it seems to be a Sondheim show tune. Well maybe, but “send in the clowns” is just such a common phrase that anyone ought to know it even if (like me) they don’t know the song).

It’s a stock phrase from the song “Send in the clowns” from the musical “A Little Night Music”. Judy Collins popularized in the '70s (and I saw her sing it in March in New York!).

EDIT: Didn’t see your edit! It’s like “My Way” where you might have never seen the actual original usage but the song gets integrated into pop culture

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**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-got-my-witty-one-liner-at-work-today/540797/23 "2010-05-26T11:00:38Z")

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> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#):
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> I work in a retail setting that is hosting a carnival-themed promotion starting today. During a meeting this afternoon, a co-worker opened the door and popped his head in to announce, “the clowns are here”. Almost immediately, I replied, “send them in.”
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> Then, silence. Maybe a dozen people in the room. ‘Dopers woulda got it’, I muttered to myself.
> 
> mmm

If it makes you feel any better, had I been there, I would have looked around the room and said, “Don’t bother, they’re here.”

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-got-my-witty-one-liner-at-work-today/540797/24 "2010-05-26T11:04:11Z")

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> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#):
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> Nobody got my witty one-liner at work today

Isn’t that rich?

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**Author:** ![Bam\_Boo\_Gut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8c91f0/32.png) [@Bam\_Boo\_Gut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bam_Boo_Gut)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-got-my-witty-one-liner-at-work-today/540797/25 "2010-05-26T11:16:44Z")

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> [@jjimm](#):
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> Isn’t that rich?

Don’t you approve?

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**Author:** ![kortia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ba9def/32.png) [@kortia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kortia)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-got-my-witty-one-liner-at-work-today/540797/26 "2010-05-26T11:23:58Z")

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> [@Shadez](#):
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> As with most things in life, I get the joke…
> 
> …only because the Simpsons [spoofed it](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mi6vAXv0KrA). Those in the Simpsons generation, unite!

I also pictured Krusty’s Comeback Special, and have no knowledge of the original source.

But I still laughed.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-got-my-witty-one-liner-at-work-today/540797/27 "2010-05-26T11:26:18Z")

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> [@Alessan](#):
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> Reminds me of a phone call my dad once got:
> 
> Dad: Hello?
> 
> Caller: Is this Mr. \_\_\_\_\_\_ ?
> 
> Dad: I am he.
> 
> Caller: You are he?
> 
> Dad: And you are me and we are all together.
> 
> Caller: Huh?
> 
> Dad: Can I help you?

The OP made me smile – this made me giggle uncontrollably.

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**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-got-my-witty-one-liner-at-work-today/540797/28 "2010-05-26T11:39:23Z")

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Bummer, dude. FWIW, I would have roared.

> [@Colophon](#):
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> Unless it’s that “duh-duh-du-du-du-du-DUH-DUH-deer-duh” circus tune?

For the record, that’s [“Entrance of the Gladiators”](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entrance_of_the_Gladiators) ([YouTube link](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B0CyOAO8y0)).

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**Author:** ![Anonymous\_Coward](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/94ad74/32.png) [@Anonymous\_Coward](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anonymous_Coward)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-got-my-witty-one-liner-at-work-today/540797/29 "2010-05-26T11:55:03Z")

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The other day I had my own ancient pop-culture reference go over the heads of my younger co-workers. A PC with a noisy fan was making a racket so I thumped it with my fist, the noise stopped, and gave my best Fonzie “ayyyy”.

_crickets_

I told them if they were 15 years older that would’ve been funny.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-got-my-witty-one-liner-at-work-today/540797/30 "2010-05-26T11:58:46Z")

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> [@](#):
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> If it makes you feel any better, had I been there, I would have looked around the room and said, “Don’t bother, they’re here.”

No – after you say “Send them in, you _have_ to say"There ought to be clowns” first.

_Then_ (preferably after they’ve come in) you get to say “Don’t bother. They’re here.”

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**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-got-my-witty-one-liner-at-work-today/540797/31 "2010-05-26T12:08:21Z")

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> [@Rigamarole](#):
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> Slow on the uptake? Maybe they just aren’t well versed in ancient pop-culture. I certainly wouldn’t have gotten it.

“Alas, Rosencrantz, the knife is serrated, and rusty, and it pains me so” - Guildenstern\*

- = no. not really.

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-got-my-witty-one-liner-at-work-today/540797/32 "2010-05-26T12:19:27Z")

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OP here.

Well, thanks everyone. I do feel better reading your responses; I knew you’d come through.

I never accept the ‘generational thing’ argument, though. Had someone made a reference to, say, the WWI song ‘Over There’, I certainly would have understood the remark. And I most definitely was not around in the 19-teens. 😃

As for this:

> [@](#):
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> Dad: And you are me and we are all together.

Brilliant!

mmm

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**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-got-my-witty-one-liner-at-work-today/540797/33 "2010-05-26T13:04:21Z")

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> [@Scarlett67](#):
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> For the record, that’s [“Entrance of the Gladiators”](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entrance_of_the_Gladiators) ([YouTube link](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B0CyOAO8y0)).

Ah, of course. (But is it just me that has a hard time associating the bouncy fairground organ tune with gladiators?)

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**Author:** ![Ann\_Onimous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ea5d25/32.png) [@Ann\_Onimous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Onimous)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-got-my-witty-one-liner-at-work-today/540797/34 "2010-05-26T13:13:15Z")

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I love you guys. One Halloween, I went to work with what I thought was a great costume. I was dressed in all black with a black hood, carried around a stuffed cat on a noose, and wore a name tag that said, “Hello, my name is Curiosity.” People Did Not Get It! I had to actually say several times: “Hello! My name is Curiosity! I Killed The Cat!”

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-got-my-witty-one-liner-at-work-today/540797/35 "2010-05-26T14:04:39Z")

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One more: My sister used to work in a hospital. One day, two patients sharing a room had the surnames Unger and Madison. And they were _roommates!_ She pointed out to a group of her co-workers how amusing this was, then promptly had to explain _why_ it was amusing. _Nobody_ got the reference.

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**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-got-my-witty-one-liner-at-work-today/540797/36 "2010-05-26T14:10:23Z")

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> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#):
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> One more: My sister used to work in a hospital. One day, two patients sharing a room had the surnames Unger and Madison. And they were _roommates!_ She pointed out to a group of her co-workers how amusing this was, then promptly had to explain _why_ it was amusing. _Nobody_ got the reference.

That’s odd…

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-got-my-witty-one-liner-at-work-today/540797/37 "2010-05-26T14:13:47Z")

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To the OP: I would have just sat there humming. And they still wouldn’t have gotten it.

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**Author:** ![Chessic\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7c8e57/32.png) [@Chessic\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chessic_Sense)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-got-my-witty-one-liner-at-work-today/540797/38 "2010-05-26T14:28:51Z")

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I launched a dud just a few minutes ago. My coworker emails me [this story](http://www.nypost.com/p/news/international/gored_matador_gets_spain_and_suffering_uKtLPXB9Snnc3d4BRNZPUN#ixzz0ofYvk05e):

> [@the article](#):
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> "[The horn] went though the tongue and penetrated the roof of the mouth

I said: I guess the bull found him unpalatable. ::Crickets:: Aw, COME ON PEOPLE!

> [@kortia](#):
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> I also pictured Krusty’s Comeback Special, and have no knowledge of the original source.

Put me down for that one as well. 1974 musical? What?

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-got-my-witty-one-liner-at-work-today/540797/39 "2010-05-26T14:37:03Z")

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> [@Noone\_Special](#):
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> That’s odd…

She told a couple nurses… what an odd couple…

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-got-my-witty-one-liner-at-work-today/540797/40 "2010-05-26T14:49:22Z")

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Hey, you.

Get offa my clown.

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