# Nobody is Ugly! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 24, 2015, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-is-ugly/726084 "2015-07-24T18:12:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![HandsomeGorilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ed655f/32.png) [@HandsomeGorilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HandsomeGorilla)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2015, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-is-ugly/726084/1 "2015-07-24T18:12:51Z")
Everyone is beautiful! Beauty is in the eye of the beholder! There is someone out there for you! Plenty of fish in the sea! Just get some confidence! Work on your personality! Just be funny! Get a hobby! Go to the gym! Get a tan! Get a new haircut! Buy some new clothes! Learn to dance! ---
**Author:** ![Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2015, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-is-ugly/726084/2 "2015-07-24T18:14:09Z")
Yeah, so go do some of these things and your life will improve. ---
**Author:** ![monstro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@monstro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monstro)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2015, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-is-ugly/726084/3 "2015-07-24T18:16:11Z")
Get a life! ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2015, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-is-ugly/726084/4 "2015-07-24T18:16:28Z")
> [@HandsomeGorilla](#): > > Everyone is beautiful! > > Beauty is in the eye of the beholder! > > There is someone out there for you! > > Plenty of fish in the sea! > > Just get some confidence! > > Work on your personality! > > Just be funny! > > Get a hobby! > > Go to the gym! > > Get a tan! > > Get a new haircut! > > Buy some new clothes! > > Learn to dance! Yeah… none of that will work for you. Sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2015, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-is-ugly/726084/5 "2015-07-24T18:21:30Z")
Get a job! ---
**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2015, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-is-ugly/726084/6 "2015-07-24T18:26:54Z")
Posting here about your various insecurities, should you actually have them, will not improve your life. Honest. Go outside. Adopt a dog. Do something useful for someone. ---
**Author:** ![HandsomeGorilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ed655f/32.png) [@HandsomeGorilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HandsomeGorilla)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2015, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-is-ugly/726084/7 "2015-07-24T18:29:36Z")
> [@Jophiel](#): > > Get a job! Work on your career! Earn more money! The women will come flocking to you then…hurr durrr. ---
**Author:** ![HandsomeGorilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ed655f/32.png) [@HandsomeGorilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HandsomeGorilla)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2015, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-is-ugly/726084/8 "2015-07-24T18:31:08Z")
> [@Emiliana](#): > > Do something useful for someone. …to get friend zoned. ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2015, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-is-ugly/726084/9 "2015-07-24T18:34:07Z")
> [@HandsomeGorilla](#): > > Everyone is beautiful! > > Beauty is in the eye of the beholder! > > There is someone out there for you! > > Plenty of fish in the sea! > > Just get some confidence! > > Work on your personality! > > Just be funny! > > Get a hobby! > > Go to the gym! > > Get a tan! > > Get a new haircut! > > Buy some new clothes! > > Learn to dance! Take this advice: [Quote= A guy named Bob] Ah get born, keep warm Short pants, romance, **learn to dance** Get dressed, get blessed Try to be a success Please her, please him, buy gifts Don’t steal, don’t lift Twenty years of schoolin’ And they put you on the day shift Look out kid They keep it all hid Better jump down a manhole Light yourself a candle Don’t wear sandals Try to avoid the scandals Don’t want to be a bum You better chew gum The pump don’t work 'Cause the vandals took the handles [/Quote] ---
**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2015, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-is-ugly/726084/10 "2015-07-24T18:36:38Z")
> [@HandsomeGorilla](#): > > …to get friend zoned. Oh, well, if you just want to get fucked, pay for it. I thought you were looking to be a happier human being. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2015, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-is-ugly/726084/11 "2015-07-24T18:37:49Z")
Get a room! ---
**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2015, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-is-ugly/726084/12 "2015-07-24T18:39:46Z")
I’ll take “Lies your mother told you” for $400, Alex ---
**Author:** ![HandsomeGorilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ed655f/32.png) [@HandsomeGorilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HandsomeGorilla)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2015, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-is-ugly/726084/13 "2015-07-24T18:40:26Z")
> [@Emiliana](#): > > Oh, well, if you just want to get fucked, pay for it. I thought you were looking to be a happier human being. Implying you can be ugly and happy. ---
**Author:** ![HandsomeGorilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ed655f/32.png) [@HandsomeGorilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HandsomeGorilla)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2015, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-is-ugly/726084/14 "2015-07-24T18:41:37Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Get a room! Join a club! ---
**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2015, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-is-ugly/726084/15 "2015-07-24T18:43:23Z")
> [@HandsomeGorilla](#): > > Implying you can be ugly and happy. Sure, but not if you’re whiny as well. ---
**Author:** ![HandsomeGorilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ed655f/32.png) [@HandsomeGorilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HandsomeGorilla)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2015, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-is-ugly/726084/16 "2015-07-24T18:47:57Z")
> [@Emiliana](#): > > Sure, but not if you’re whiny as well. Disagreeing =/= whining ---
**Author:** ![MoonMoon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moonmoon/32/2959_2.png) [@MoonMoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MoonMoon)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2015, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-is-ugly/726084/17 "2015-07-24T18:49:04Z")
> [@Emiliana](#): > > Oh, well, if you just want to get fucked, pay for it. I thought you were looking to be a happier human being. Silly **Emiliana** , women aren’t for being _friends_ with. ::shudders:: :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2015, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-is-ugly/726084/18 "2015-07-24T18:52:28Z")
> [@HandsomeGorilla](#): > > Disagreeing =/= whining Nah, starting a bunch of threads about your looks is whiny. Talking about getting friend zoned is whiny. ---
**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2015, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-is-ugly/726084/19 "2015-07-24T18:53:50Z")
> [@MoonMoon](#): > > Silly **Emiliana** , women aren’t for being _friends_ with. ::shudders:: > > :rolleyes: Right? Hearing “do something useful for someone” as “get friend-zoned” suggests a particularly narrow and unappealing approach to life, doesn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![HandsomeGorilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ed655f/32.png) [@HandsomeGorilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HandsomeGorilla)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2015, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-is-ugly/726084/20 "2015-07-24T18:55:42Z")
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