# Nobody is Ugly! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 24, 2015, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-is-ugly/726084 "2015-07-24T18:12:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Not\_a\_Platypus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d26b3c/32.png) [@Not\_a\_Platypus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Not_a_Platypus)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2015, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-is-ugly/726084/61 "2015-07-24T20:04:50Z")
> [@HandsomeGorilla](#): > > Ok, so what are the different personalities that women find attractive? Typically the happiest people I know, who tend to have happy relationships, are the ones that develop hobbies and interests in things they actually like, and get to know other people with similar interests. If all you do is focus on what you **think** someone else wants, especially if you have some misguided belief that all women want the same thing, of course you’ll be miserable. Physical appearance isn’t even close to the most important thing about a person. I’m not even convinced you actually want help from anyone here, but y’know, in case someone else is reading this thread and actually wants to improve their life. ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2015, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-is-ugly/726084/62 "2015-07-24T20:05:00Z")
Oh, and now he’s started this exact thread twice more. Suicide by mod, or just an idiot? Who wants to lay odds? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2015, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-is-ugly/726084/63 "2015-07-24T20:05:27Z")
He just opened up two more identical threads in IMHO. Buh bye, troll. ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2015, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-is-ugly/726084/64 "2015-07-24T20:05:52Z")
> [@HandsomeGorilla](#): > > Ok, so what are the different personalities that women find attractive? Easy enough: - all women like a man who has a wicked sense of humor, so be funny (unless they don’t, in which case be serious) \*all women like manly, virile men, so be macho (unless they don’t, in which case be more caring) \*all women like an outgoing guy, so be the life of the party (unless they don’t, in which case be more shy and reserved) - all women like a man who is a real go getter, so let nothing stand in the way of acheiving all of your goals as soon as possible (unless she doesn’t, in which case be more laid back) and last, but certainly not least: \*all women like guys who post whiney, self indulgent rants on the internet, so keep it up (unless they don’t, in which case STOP) I think that pretty well captures the whole personality thing, ladies. Do you agree? ---
**Author:** ![HandsomeGorilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ed655f/32.png) [@HandsomeGorilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HandsomeGorilla)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2015, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-is-ugly/726084/65 "2015-07-24T20:10:35Z")
> [@RickJay](#): > > What is there to like about you? In your time on this board you have posted nothing indicating you have any interests of any sort. What would any woman TALK to you about? Do you do anything at all? Like any music? Movies? Sports? Games? Are you a Scrabble person or a card player? What’s your family like? Do you want kids someday? Is your dream vacation humping around historic sites in Europe, or chillaxing on the beach in the Dominican? How do you get along with your parents? What’s your political outlook, or do you find politics boring? How do you prefer to dress? Do you think “Birdman” should have won Best Picture? Are you into cars, and if so, what kind of cars do you like? Like I said before most people that have a girlfriend don’t give a shit about this stuff and neither do their girlfriends. Luckily they have something that I don’t, and it’s a necessity to have a girlfriend. ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2015, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-is-ugly/726084/66 "2015-07-24T20:11:09Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > He’s already fully accomplished it, in spades. I mean, c’mon people… :rolleyes: I agree, but at least it helped me while away this Friday afternoon. I’ve been laughing my ass off. ---
**Author:** ![HandsomeGorilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ed655f/32.png) [@HandsomeGorilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HandsomeGorilla)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2015, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-is-ugly/726084/67 "2015-07-24T20:15:30Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > Good looking. I mean look at their spiffy stripes! > > We could paint some stripes on you, but you’d still be a jackass. In all seriousness I’m genuinely asking you to to accurately define the personality types that women find attractive. Can you do it? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2015, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-is-ugly/726084/68 "2015-07-24T20:18:58Z")
> [@HandsomeGorilla](#): > > In all seriousness I’m genuinely asking you to to accurately define the personality types that women find attractive. > > Can you do it? Got your bags packed, troll? ---
**Author:** ![HandsomeGorilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ed655f/32.png) [@HandsomeGorilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HandsomeGorilla)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2015, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-is-ugly/726084/69 "2015-07-24T20:19:46Z")
> [@Doctor\_Jackson](#): > > Easy enough: > > - all women like a man who has a wicked sense of humor, so be funny (unless they don’t, in which case be serious) What do you mean by this? give specific examples. > [@](#): > > \*all women like manly, virile men, so be macho (unless they don’t, in which case be more caring) What do you mean by manly? again examples. > [@](#): > > \*all women like an outgoing guy, so be the life of the party (unless they don’t, in which case be more shy and reserved) What things are classified as outgoing? > [@](#): > > - all women like a man who is a real go getter, so let nothing stand in the way of acheiving all of your goals as soon as possible (unless she doesn’t, in which case be more laid back) What kind of goals are appealing? ---
**Author:** ![Macca26](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/13edae/32.png) [@Macca26](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Macca26)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2015, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-is-ugly/726084/70 "2015-07-24T20:19:57Z")
> [@HandsomeGorilla](#): > > Like I said before most people that have a girlfriend don’t give a shit about this stuff and neither do their girlfriends. Luckily they have something that I don’t, and it’s a necessity to have a girlfriend. He sees people as shell-like husks, devoid of any personality, interests, hobbies, or things to converse about. They have literally no opinions on anything in life. All they do is fuck all day and compliment each other on their good looks. It’s no wonder he himself is that way, minus the good looks and a partner! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![HandsomeGorilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ed655f/32.png) [@HandsomeGorilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HandsomeGorilla)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2015, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-is-ugly/726084/71 "2015-07-24T20:27:29Z")
> [@Macca26](#): > > All they do is fuck all day and compliment each other on their good looks. All they do is walk around in circles complementing each other on their amazing hobbies, personality and interests. “Please let me fuck your hobby!” “Can I fuck your personality?” “Why don’t you let me fuck your interests?” ---
**Author:** ![HandsomeGorilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ed655f/32.png) [@HandsomeGorilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HandsomeGorilla)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2015, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-is-ugly/726084/72 "2015-07-24T20:28:54Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Got your bags packed, troll? Why? I haven’t booked any flights. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2015, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-is-ugly/726084/73 "2015-07-24T20:36:21Z")
Why did you restart this thread twice over in IMHO after it was moved to The BBQ Pit, troll? ---
**Author:** ![HandsomeGorilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ed655f/32.png) [@HandsomeGorilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HandsomeGorilla)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2015, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-is-ugly/726084/74 "2015-07-24T20:43:58Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Why did you restart this thread twice over in IMHO after it was moved to The BBQ Pit, troll? [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ygr5AHufBN4/hqdefault.jpg "There is no need to be upset") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygr5AHufBN4) ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2015, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-is-ugly/726084/75 "2015-07-24T20:48:40Z")
Is this you?: [- YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Djfha5VxyE) ---
**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2015, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-is-ugly/726084/76 "2015-07-24T20:50:34Z")
> [@HandsomeGorilla](#): > > Why must there be a prerequisite to post here, or any other forum for that matter? > > Stop with the nonsense. If only there were prerequisites for posting here! Alas, there are not, which is why we have DrDeth. In any case, I only asked because you don’t want advice but only, apparently, confirmation. So I am happy to confirm that you are indeed ugly and will no doubt continue to fail at romance and pretty much everything else. And I still have no idea what you look like! Although I suspect you’re short and squat and well acquainted by highway overpasses. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2015, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-is-ugly/726084/77 "2015-07-24T20:55:21Z")
> [@HandsomeGorilla](#): > > In all seriousness I’m genuinely asking you to to accurately define the personality types that women find attractive. > > Can you do it? I bet [this guy can](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18545810&postcount=100). ---
**Author:** ![Aquadementia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aquadementia/32/555_2.png) [@Aquadementia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aquadementia)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2015, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-is-ugly/726084/78 "2015-07-24T20:56:06Z")
Eat a pizza! Paint a barn! Walk like a crab! Talk to a Mormon! Put ice in your coffee! Wear your shirt and pants backwards! ---
**Author:** ![Macca26](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/13edae/32.png) [@Macca26](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Macca26)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2015, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-is-ugly/726084/79 "2015-07-24T20:57:15Z")
For everyone else, anyone who calls someone out on having their jimmies rustled is automatically 100% troll. A reddit or 4chan level of standard troll. There is literally zero doubt when that phrase comes into play. (The phrase came in when the video was linked). But by all means we can continue having fun regardless. I know I have! ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2015, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-is-ugly/726084/80 "2015-07-24T21:01:10Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Why did you restart this thread twice over in IMHO after it was moved to The BBQ Pit, troll? Now that the second one has been wished into the cornfield, will there be a third? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-is-ugly/726084.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-is-ugly/726084.md?page=5)