# Nobody jacks with me about.... **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [June 13, 2006, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-jacks-with-me-about/360510 "2006-06-13T00:21:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2006, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-jacks-with-me-about/360510/1 "2006-06-13T00:21:21Z")
We’ve done the “expert” threads. Seems we’ve got a pro in just about everything around here. But there is a difference between “expert at work” and “expert on the Dope.” What thread subjects do you just jump into, taking no crap from anybody and assured in your superior knowledge? For me, it’s the mundane but essential: Beer and Buffy. In other subjects I might have to research, make sure of my facts, build a carefully defensable position with room for retreat. In these two, however, I stand firm. I can go toe-to-toe with just about any other Doper on these. **August West** can take me on beer, maybe, but he’s a pro and that’s cheating! 😃 So, what territory do you stake out as yours? You can share it, of course. Most of the good arguments come from people of equal knowledge and determination, after all. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2006, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-jacks-with-me-about/360510/2 "2006-06-13T00:24:03Z")
I’ll take “Practical Applications of Norathian Druidic Magic in a Non-virtual World”. Do ya feel lucky, punk? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2006, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-jacks-with-me-about/360510/3 "2006-06-13T00:26:07Z")
You know, this makes me kinda sad, but I can’t think of a single subject where there is no Doper more knowledgeable than I. Possibly “contemporary Swedish culture”, but even then, it’s doubtful. ---
**Author:** ![tremorviolet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e47774/32.png) [@tremorviolet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tremorviolet)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2006, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-jacks-with-me-about/360510/4 "2006-06-13T00:42:38Z")
> [@Priceguy](#): > > You know, this makes me kinda sad, but I can’t think of a single subject where there is no Doper more knowledgeable than I. Possibly “contemporary Swedish culture”, but even then, it’s doubtful. Me neither. I know a lot about rowing but I think **HappyHeroScrappyPup** (or some variation thereof) used to row at the national level so that trumps my experience. (hadn’t seen him in a while tho’) I’m learning Japanese but I’m not fluent like some of the Dopers who actually live in Japan. **Ultrafilter** and others know more about both nutrition and weight lifting. I answer questions on structural engineering and traffic engineering but I don’t consider myself the ultimate expert. I know an awful lot about designer shoes and what’s current but **UrbanChic** and **Alice In Wonderland** might best me. Maybe contemporary [Japanese yaoi manga.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yaoi) There are other Dopers who know some about it but probably don’t have neqaarly the collection I do nor the ability to read it in the original Japanese. (which I do haltingly) ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2006, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-jacks-with-me-about/360510/5 "2006-06-13T00:43:17Z")
Word puzzles. ---
**Author:** ![Faruiza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@Faruiza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Faruiza)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2006, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-jacks-with-me-about/360510/6 "2006-06-13T00:49:18Z")
Being a fat, lazy git. BRING IT!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2006, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-jacks-with-me-about/360510/7 "2006-06-13T00:51:28Z")
I can’t even claim my normal Strong suites here. I am normally the most knowledgeable person on Tolkien in any group of people I have ever been in, but here, the good Doctor QtM has me beat and several other appear as knowledgeable. Chronos comes to mind. I am normally the PC guru {alpha Geek} but here I am just one in a large crowd. My one really strong suite here would be The Yankees but IRL I hang out with people just as knowledgeable and in the Right Field Bleachers I run into people that dwarf my knowledge. Of course I know how you feel about them Silenus. 😉 Jim ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2006, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-jacks-with-me-about/360510/8 "2006-06-13T00:52:01Z")
I know an aweful lot about makeup and cosmetics. There aren’t too many people who probably know more about these parts, or if there are, they just don’t bother to post about it. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2006, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-jacks-with-me-about/360510/9 "2006-06-13T00:54:03Z")
I’m pretty good with cats, but there are vets (such as **Vetbridge** , my hero!) who know lots and lots more than I do. I know a lot about feral cats, but can’t claim expert status on that, either. Wait, I’ve got it! I know more about **SnakesCatLady** than anyone!! ---
**Author:** ![Marlitharn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marlitharn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marlitharn)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2006, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-jacks-with-me-about/360510/10 "2006-06-13T01:00:02Z")
Care and growing of really long hair. Other than that, I got nuthin’. ---
**Author:** ![SurrenderDorothy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/surrenderdorothy/32/1221_2.png) [@SurrenderDorothy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SurrenderDorothy)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2006, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-jacks-with-me-about/360510/11 "2006-06-13T01:55:39Z")
I don’t know of any other ballet dancers here I also have a pretty good knowledge of vegetarian and vegan nutrition (okay, so I don’t use it on myself. That doesn’t mean I don’t know it.) I know I never shut up about it, but I know a lot about eating disorders and can provide some firsthand experience Aside from that, nothing. But I’ll chalk it up partially to the fact that I haven’t finished high school yet and so don’t have any kind of cool unusual career to have cool unusual career knowledge from. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2006, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-jacks-with-me-about/360510/12 "2006-06-13T02:48:00Z")
I think it’s sort of common for us non Alpha Dopers to experiance a little humilty here. I’m usually the Go To Smart Guy in my day to day existance, but there is always someone here that can bust me out, even on some of my favorite subjects. **Silenus** , we bump into one another in lots of gun and alcohol related threads, but I usually defer to you, or **August West** , or **Scumpup** or **Uncle Beer** or **Cynical Gabe** , etc. (Pardons to those whose opinions I respect and neglected to mention. I’ll defer to you later. 😛 ) I’m good for my $.02 worth, and I’ll always be willing to throw that out there, but mostly I’m here to learn and for the comeraderie, not to dominate on any given subject. ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2006, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-jacks-with-me-about/360510/13 "2006-06-13T02:57:37Z")
I know a fair amont about physiology and anatomy, but nearly as much as the doctors or even the nurses here. I also know a good deal about mechanical and electrical engineering, but again, not nearly as much as an actual engineer (the joys of being a biomedical engineer. I’m somewhere in between a doctor and a real engineer. 😛 ) The closest thing I can come close to is Simpsons, Futurama, and to a lesser extent, Family Guy. Futurama moreso than Simpsons. ---
**Author:** ![Celyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@Celyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celyn)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2006, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-jacks-with-me-about/360510/14 "2006-06-13T03:04:20Z")
I know nothing. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2006, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-jacks-with-me-about/360510/15 "2006-06-13T03:07:19Z")
> [@Cluricaun](#): > > I think it’s sort of common for us non Alpha Dopers to experiance a little humilty here. I’m usually the Go To Smart Guy in my day to day existance, but there is always someone here that can bust me out, even on some of my favorite subjects. Tell me about it. Robert Downey, Jr. said it best in _Air America_: “I’m used to being the wierdest guy in the room. Then I come here, and I’m not even in the Top 10.” I know a lot about firearms, but there are people here who put me to shame. That’s one of the reasons I love this board. Always something to learn, and always someone willing to teach you, whether you want to learn or not! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ErinPuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dbc845/32.png) [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2006, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-jacks-with-me-about/360510/16 "2006-06-13T03:17:31Z")
“Weird Al” Yankovic. I think that might be all. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2006, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-jacks-with-me-about/360510/17 "2006-06-13T03:23:49Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > I know a lot about firearms, but there are people here who put me to shame. That’s one of the reasons I love this board. Always something to learn, and always someone willing to teach you, whether you want to learn or not! 😃 I totally forgot about **Martini Enfield**. That guy is like a walking encyclopedia of firearm knowlidge. My apologies. 😉 He makes Jeff Cooper, Elmer Keith and Garry James look like kids with spitguns. I totally bow down to anyone with that level of ballistics data stored in the good old random access. Just amazing. Oh, and \*\*Silenus \*\*, we should have a 10-22 appreciation thread some time. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2006, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-jacks-with-me-about/360510/18 "2006-06-13T03:28:13Z")
On a complete tangent here… I once had drinks at Garry James’ house. He was hosting a meeting of the Greater Los Angeles Flashman Society. I drooled all over his collection of Martini Henrys. The 10-22…the gun that won the beer can shooting range! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2006, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-jacks-with-me-about/360510/19 "2006-06-13T03:47:16Z")
Maybe _Star Wars_. Or the Romanovs and various other European royals. ---
**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2006, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-jacks-with-me-about/360510/20 "2006-06-13T03:56:04Z")
Music majors can stomp the crap out of me in terms of music theory, but I think I can hold my own discussing practical drumming, product knowledge, and quite a few live and recording situations that don’t require intimate knowledge of the electronics involved. I have also delivered more pizzas than I care to count, and think of myself as somewhat of an expert in that field. The store I worked for first wouldn’t hire anyone as a driver unless they were 18, good thing I turned 18 a week before they opened and started right away. I know a little about a lot, but the little I mentioned above, I know a lot about. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-jacks-with-me-about/360510.md?page=2)