# Nobody likes slobs in the MMP!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-likes-slobs-in-the-mmp/762891>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [August 15, 2016, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-likes-slobs-in-the-mmp/762891 "2016-08-15T10:44:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2016, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-likes-slobs-in-the-mmp/762891/121 "2016-08-18T00:47:50Z")

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> [@Sahirrnee](#):
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> I want to retire ☹

I tried that once and really sucked at it. After about 5 weeks I was cleaning my guns waaaaaay too often. 😉  
Dinner was sausage and fried peppers and onions. It was very yummy.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2016, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-likes-slobs-in-the-mmp/762891/122 "2016-08-18T01:01:30Z")

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> [@kopek](#):
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> I tried that once and really sucked at it. After about 5 weeks I was cleaning my guns waaaaaay too often.

If you are bored, I have a Little List.  
Actually, it is comparatively extensive.  
:dubious:

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2016, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-likes-slobs-in-the-mmp/762891/123 "2016-08-18T03:25:59Z")

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Survived another day of work. 🙂 I got a new [del]red shirt[/del]Shift Supervisor starting tomorrow.

> [@missred](#):
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> **doggio** , you can cook and clean at my house anytime as long as you leave the spice rack alone. 😉

Allspice! Ancho powder! Arrowroot! Basil!  
Cayenne! Chinese Five Spice! Cinnamon!  
I could go on. 😃

> [@Buttercup\_Smith](#):
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> Figuratively, of course. No one is shooting at me yet. I had a biopsy last week on female parts and blood tests to rule out bad stuff on my ovaries and all that came back NORMAL. Very relieved. Getting old is not for sissies.

: throws confetti with wild abandon :

> [@Sahirrnee](#):
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> I want to retire ☹

I wanna win the lottery first. 😉

> [@ddsun](#):
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> On other fun notes, we haz sold the house. 😃 We’re in contract and the only contingency is that it appraises for the sale price, so we should be good. Escrow closes September 8.

Woohoo! House party!

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**Author:** ![scareyfaerie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scareyfaerie/32/3135_2.png) [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2016, 8:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-likes-slobs-in-the-mmp/762891/124 "2016-08-18T08:58:59Z")

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Blurf.

I picked up a phone message from a head teacher who needed help with a student who didn’t get the grades she wanted through no fault of her own and thus can’t do the programme at our uni that she originally wanted to. I’ve been on hold with our admissions section for nearly an hour…

On the bright side, I’m off on holiday tomorrow so it’s my last day in the office today! Hurrah!

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2016, 9:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-likes-slobs-in-the-mmp/762891/125 "2016-08-18T09:51:55Z")

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Up, caffeinated, and sheveled. Off to work.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2016, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-likes-slobs-in-the-mmp/762891/126 "2016-08-18T10:51:07Z")

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Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffeinatin’. _YAWN_ ‘Tis 75 Amurrkin out and partly cloudy with a predicted high of 92 and scattered tstorms for the day. This means it might or might not rain. No big plans for the day. OYKW wants to go to Sonny’s for dindin and I’m all for that. He’s buyin’ so I’m eatin’! 😃

**sunny** yay on havin’ all your stuff in one place and on sellin’ the old digs! I agree with lettin’ the young muscle do the heavy stuff.

OK I need more caffeine and to feed rumbly tummy. I suppose I should purtify up a bit as well. One must be hygienic after all!

Happy Thursday Y’all!

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2016, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-likes-slobs-in-the-mmp/762891/127 "2016-08-18T11:09:29Z")

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Blurf

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2016, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-likes-slobs-in-the-mmp/762891/128 "2016-08-18T11:54:12Z")

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\<looks left and right\> So this is what the MMP looks like at 8am. Not bad at all.  
See ya’ll in about 12 hours or so.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2016, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-likes-slobs-in-the-mmp/762891/129 "2016-08-18T12:00:18Z")

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I guess last night’s storm knocked out Teh Intrarwebz here at work, but it’s back, so yay! _OR_ it could be that I had the Devil’s Bagel for breakfast. :eek:

My order number at WaWa this morning was 666. :eek: So apparently a cinnamon raisin bagel with cream cheese is the Devil’s Bagel. 😃

And so it goes. Happy Thursday!!

And yay for selling the house, **sunny**!!

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**Author:** ![Sario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sario/32/18580_2.png) [@Sario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sario)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2016, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-likes-slobs-in-the-mmp/762891/130 "2016-08-18T12:32:29Z")

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I haz blurf. Fortunately today is my Firday

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2016, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-likes-slobs-in-the-mmp/762891/131 "2016-08-18T14:01:37Z")

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> [@dogbutler](#):
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> I wanna win the lottery first. 😉

A surprisingly intelligent remark.  
You must have been taking your medicine.

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2016, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-likes-slobs-in-the-mmp/762891/132 "2016-08-18T14:07:17Z")

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Happy Thorsday!

It’s a sunny 75 outside, about as nice as it can get.

Today we go to the college to get the books and update the date on his ID card. His books are super expensive this semester, $750+. I’m glad he has a grant. I need to head upstairs to get cleaned up so we can head out.

Outside of the trip to the college, SSDD.

**Doggio** - if I win the lottery I’d just quit.  
Actually, I’d probably not quit, but I’d reduce my hours to almost nothing.

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2016, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-likes-slobs-in-the-mmp/762891/133 "2016-08-18T15:19:32Z")

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> [@ddsun](#):
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> Movers have been here since 9 am. I think everything is out of the trailers/truck/whatever it is/they are. Now we need a bunch o’ stuff moved around to the appropriate location. I’d like at least some of it done tonight. The rest might just have to wait until a different day this week when the burly young men can return and finish. In my younger days I would have flashed my pearly whites _gleam_ and said, “I’ll take it from here!” Ha. HA, I say. Not happening. Nope. I’m older. Yes. Let’s go with that. Older and I will be letting stronger backs than mine haul things up the stairs.

Want the movers to do extra? “In my younger days I wold have flashed my…” let’s just say I wasn’t expecting to read “pearly whites” as the body part (unless you _really_ need to tan)!  
Yeay, I now have a 1pm (15ish minute) meeting; that means I don’t need to figger out what to do all the way 'til Beer o’clock. Soooo busy :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2016, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-likes-slobs-in-the-mmp/762891/134 "2016-08-18T15:23:43Z")

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Boss hasn’t come in yet. I’ve fiddled around with a few things, but I really don’t have anything to do. BORED!!!

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2016, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-likes-slobs-in-the-mmp/762891/135 "2016-08-18T15:27:21Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> Boss hasn’t come in yet. I’ve fiddled around with a few things, but I really don’t have anything to do. BORED!!!

You need to ask him in the afternoons for stuff to do the next morning

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**Post date:** [August 18, 2016, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-likes-slobs-in-the-mmp/762891/136 "2016-08-18T15:30:25Z")

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Howdy Y’all! I did get productive and clean the kitchen and bathrooms plus do two loads of laundry which is now all put away. Go Me! I foresee some quality cee-mint pond time in my near future. Or a nap. Or both. Tomorrow I shall again be productive as I’m meetin’ a couple other of the retired guys at the church house to mow the back forty. See, I can find ways not to be idle. 😃

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**Post date:** [August 18, 2016, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-likes-slobs-in-the-mmp/762891/137 "2016-08-18T15:30:26Z")

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I’ve done that, but yesterday afternoon, he left early for a Dr appt. And I did have some stuff to do this morning, but not enough to fill 5 hours. Oh well…

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**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2016, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-likes-slobs-in-the-mmp/762891/138 "2016-08-18T15:47:31Z")

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**Blurf** $750 for textbooks. Thats ridiculous.

**Mooooommmmm** How is **FCD** doing? Is he not in pain?

I always have too much stuff to do. This is supposed to be our slow time but it is also contract time for all my vendors so no rest for the weary.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2016, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-likes-slobs-in-the-mmp/762891/139 "2016-08-18T15:58:41Z")

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\*\*Butters \*\*- He’s getting around fairly well, altho I have to keep on his case about not lifting or pulling anything heavy. He is in pain and he doesn’t want to take his pain meds because they’re opoids, so they screw up his gut. He’ll see his doc on Monday, and I suggested he ask about alternative pain meds. We shall see.

I finished lunch, and boss-man still isn’t in. Gotta find something else to do…

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**Post date:** [August 18, 2016, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-likes-slobs-in-the-mmp/762891/140 "2016-08-18T17:14:02Z")

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I am super bored. And I can’t really take lunch or my breaks because circumstances conspired and I’m alone in the office today. I’m just hoping I still get out on time.

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