# Nobody likes slobs in the MMP!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-likes-slobs-in-the-mmp/762891>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [August 15, 2016, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-likes-slobs-in-the-mmp/762891 "2016-08-15T10:44:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2016, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-likes-slobs-in-the-mmp/762891/141 "2016-08-18T17:16:05Z")

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So, **doggio** , how do you arrange the ground chilis and the flaked ones? :dubious:

Yay, **sunny** on having the house sold!

I’m trying to wrap up stuff here, since I’ll be on the road north tomorrow. I have to do the grocery shopping this evening, as I won’t be home until Sunday evening to do much around the house.

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**Author:** ![Sario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sario/32/18580_2.png) [@Sario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sario)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2016, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-likes-slobs-in-the-mmp/762891/142 "2016-08-18T17:53:57Z")

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> [@Sahirrnee](#):
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> Today we go to the college to get the books and update the date on his ID card. His books are super expensive this semester, $750+. I’m glad he has a grant. I need to head upstairs to get cleaned up so we can head out.

Check your PMs.

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2016, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-likes-slobs-in-the-mmp/762891/143 "2016-08-18T18:32:52Z")

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> [@Spiderman](#):
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> Soooo busy :rolleyes:

> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> I really don’t have anything to do. BORED!!!

> [@Draelin](#):
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> I am super bored.

Mumper Words with Friends???

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2016, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-likes-slobs-in-the-mmp/762891/144 "2016-08-18T18:35:08Z")

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Boss finally showed up a bit before 2. I’ve been dragging out what he’s given me to do just to kill time. _YAWN!!!_

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2016, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-likes-slobs-in-the-mmp/762891/145 "2016-08-18T18:35:31Z")

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> [@Spiderman](#):
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> Soooo busy :rolleyes:

> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> BORED!!!

> [@Draelin](#):
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> I am super bored.

> [@Spiderman](#):
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> Mumper Words with Friends???

I wanna play!

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2016, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-likes-slobs-in-the-mmp/762891/146 "2016-08-18T19:24:27Z")

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> [@Spiderman](#):
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> Want the movers to do extra? “In my younger days I wold have flashed my…” let’s just say I wasn’t expecting to read “pearly whites” as the body part (unless you _really_ need to tan)!

Say what now? I could have flashed something (_wink_), back in teh day, and asked them to keep working, but that would be crass, and my mama raised me better. In any case, back in those days all my stuff used to fit in my car. Come to think of it, the boys did show up to help me move and I didn’t need to show anything inappropriate. So there. 😛

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2016, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-likes-slobs-in-the-mmp/762891/147 "2016-08-18T21:25:38Z")

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Home, fed, tahred. I stopped at WalMart on the way home for a few items, and strangely enough, a red velvet cake ended up among my purchases - can you imagine??? 😃

My supper was a cheeseburger sans bread, a 'mater sammich, and water. Cake later.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2016, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-likes-slobs-in-the-mmp/762891/148 "2016-08-18T21:36:37Z")

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Howdy Y’all! Dindin has been ingested. We both ordered St. Louis style ribs at Sonny’s with sweet N.O.T, baked beans, and cornbread. I couldn’t finish my ribs and was gonna bring 'em to da cave but OYKW was still hongry so he finished 'em up. He had a busy day and didn’t get time to have N.O.L. poor thing.

And that’s the news from swampland. Chillage ensues.

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2016, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-likes-slobs-in-the-mmp/762891/149 "2016-08-18T21:39:42Z")

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What is this retirement everyone is talking about?

I’ll probably have to work until at least seventy.☹

Guess what I’m going to be doing, starting the first week in September? I’m going to start a class in New Testament Greek. Just ordered the textbook, and boy, that take me back to my college days. One forgets those suckers can be expensive! The class will be taught at the Lutheran church I grew up at. The current pastor is a real scholar, my mom says sometimes, _for fun_, he writes his sermons in Greek and translates into English. I’m going to let a few folks in my own congregation know about this class.

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**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2016, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-likes-slobs-in-the-mmp/762891/150 "2016-08-18T22:17:41Z")

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How do I get myself into these things? A friend needed some assistance, I said sure, why not, and now what was going to be a roughly three hour gig has mushroomed into nearly twelve hours, end to end.

Oh that’s right, I’m a member of Volunon. At least I have someone to look after the dog.

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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2016, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-likes-slobs-in-the-mmp/762891/151 "2016-08-18T23:03:23Z")

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I’m looking for a full-time job. I’m okay financially for the moment, but I do need a day job sometime soon… it’s too early for me to even think about retirement.

Of course, I’m one of the sort-of-younger generation. Actually, I’m at kind of an awkward age - too old to be young, and too young to be old.

And my birthday’s in less than a month. Uh, yay.

Thus ends my pointless rambling for now.

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**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2016, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-likes-slobs-in-the-mmp/762891/152 "2016-08-18T23:18:32Z")

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**Emily** , pointless rambling is what Mumpers do best. 😛

**Moooom** , your supper sounds suspiciously like mine (hamburger sans bread, lettuce, mushrooms and peppers added to the maters) GMTA.

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2016, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-likes-slobs-in-the-mmp/762891/153 "2016-08-19T00:09:18Z")

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I like warm weather, but 104 heat indexes and smog make me all wheezy. On the bright side, dinner is Asian BBQ chicken, green tea rice, and stir fired bok choy ,'shrooms, and broccoli.

> [@missred](#):
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> So, **doggio** , how do you arrange the ground chilies and the flaked ones? :dubious:  
> The ground chilies are alphabetical with the spices on the spice rack. The whole chilies are alphabetical with the dried whole spices, herbs, and 'shrooms on the pantry rack. 😛
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> Yay, **sunny** on having the house sold!
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> I’m trying to wrap up stuff here, since I’ll be on the road north tomorrow. I have to do the grocery shopping this evening, as I won’t be home until Sunday evening to do much around the house.

> [@anyrose](#):
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> I wanna play!

OO! OO! Me, too!😃

> [@Baker](#):
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> What is this retirement everyone is talking about?
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> I’ll probably have to work until at least seventy.☹

I can retire right now, and live comfortably for the rest of my life. Assuming I’m eaten by wolves within five minutes of my retirement. 😉

**Midget** , ramble on. And hum Zeppelin. \m/–\m/

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2016, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-likes-slobs-in-the-mmp/762891/154 "2016-08-19T00:10:18Z")

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Thanks **Sario!**

It wasn’t as expensive as I thought. His math class had two books listed, but he only had to buy one of them.

He did TacoHell for lunch, I got something at McD’s.  
I was going to make hamburgers for dinner, but he’s sleeping and I’m not hungry, so it can wait until tomorrow.

I’m cutting back on the tomato sandwiches. After I ate one yesterday my throat started getting scratchy and my lips got tingly.  
Cooked tomatoes don’t seem to bother me but sometimes too many raw ones will. I used to get welts on my arms from picking tomatoes, especially if the leaves were wet.

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2016, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-likes-slobs-in-the-mmp/762891/155 "2016-08-19T01:08:28Z")

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> [@Sahirrnee](#):
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> **Doggio** - if I win the lottery I’d just quit.

Actually **Doggio** if I would win big enough we could both quit and come semi-professional bar-hoppers. It’s a dangerous job suited to the two of us. 😃

> [@anyrose](#):
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> I wanna play!

We could make a movie of it – the Mumper Bored Games!

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2016, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-likes-slobs-in-the-mmp/762891/156 "2016-08-19T01:10:21Z")

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Work was brutal but fun; I got to spend the morning scanning in the Leper Colony (lane C) and the afternoon doing Trailer Docking. I am all done in but we DID IT and customer satisfaction WILL be met.

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**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2016, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-likes-slobs-in-the-mmp/762891/157 "2016-08-19T01:31:49Z")

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> [@kopek](#):
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> Actually **Doggio** if I would win big enough we could both quit and come semi-professional bar-hoppers. It’s a dangerous job suited to the two of us. 😃
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> We could make a movie of it – the Mumper Bored Games!

If I won the lottery, I would show up for work one last day…drunk and naked! 😃

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2016, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-likes-slobs-in-the-mmp/762891/158 "2016-08-19T01:46:22Z")

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> [@kopek](#):
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> Actually **Doggio** if I would win big enough we could both quit and come semi-professional bar-hoppers. It’s a dangerous job suited to the two of us. 😃

Between the Mumpers and my hockey Peeps, we can find plenty of places to stop:D in on.

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2016, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-likes-slobs-in-the-mmp/762891/159 "2016-08-19T02:30:52Z")

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I’ve made the promise before, but if I win the lottery we’re going to have the Dopefest to end all Dopefests.

I’d reserve rooms for everyone, even a meeting room. Meals would be on me. There’s no perfect location, so it would be in my home, Topeka, but there’s fun stuff to do and see. We could sightsee, then do some imbibing, eat, more imbibing.

Your only obligation would be getting here.

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2016, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-likes-slobs-in-the-mmp/762891/160 "2016-08-19T03:33:51Z")

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> [@dogbutler](#):
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> I like warm weather, but 104 heat indexes and smog make me all wheezy.

Ooooh, that doesn’t sound so [good](https://hotdamncharlotteann.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/0.jpg)

> [@kopek](#):
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> Actually **Doggio** if I would win big enough we could both quit and come semi-professional bar-hoppers. It’s a dangerous job suited to the two of us. 😃

Didja forget someone??? :mad:  
Dinner on the go (literally) didn’t work out so well; the grease from the two slices of white dripped on my laig whilst I was walking down the street & now the pants need to be cleaned. Guess I shoulda taken a minute to sit & eat. Grrrr.

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