# Nobody loves me, **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 18, 1999, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-loves-me/11255 "1999-11-18T20:23:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 1999, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-loves-me/11255/1 "1999-11-19T06:40:00Z")
everybody hates me, I’m gonna go eat worms. First I’ll chop their heads off, then I’ll suck their guts out, then I’ll eat the rest of them. 🙂 Inspired by matt\_mcl This is the chant we sang as children, there were other forms of it, but this is the one that my sister’s and I sang most often. 🙂 [irony]This is not a shameless ploy to win popularity.[/irony] [shameless ploy exposed]Ok, it is. Vote for me and I’ll love you forever.[/shameless ploy exposed] 🙂 Kisses, mean it. 😉 HUGS! Sqrl * * * Gasoline: As an accompaniement to cereal it made a refreshing change. Glen Baxter ---
**Author:** ![SaxFace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@SaxFace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SaxFace)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 1999, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-loves-me/11255/2 "1999-11-19T06:44:00Z")
Sqrl, I don’t hate you. In fact, I’m going to be in DC from the 24th - 28th - wanna go out for drinks? Then maybe you can intimately describe felching techniques and show me where some glory holes are located. A good friend of mine owns the Pharmacy Bar in Adam’s Morgan - that’s where I hang out when in town. * * * Formerly “Melanie the Computer Idiot” ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 1999, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-loves-me/11255/3 "1999-11-19T06:50:00Z")
Since I was the first person to vote for you, does that mean you love me the best? In a non-felching sort of way, of course. HUGS! tatertot PS I noticed you didn’t vote for me! I guess your love only goes so far… ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 1999, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-loves-me/11255/4 "1999-11-19T06:50:00Z")
Sqrl, I dont hate you, I enjoy reading your posts very much!! Im way past the point of worrying whether or not people like me or not. I have a wonderful group of friends who accept me for me, thats what really counts. Love that lil ditty to… * * * I am me… accept it or not. ---
**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 1999, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-loves-me/11255/5 "1999-11-19T06:50:00Z")
I’d vote for you if you had more hair on your back. * * * La franchise ne consiste pas à dire tout ce que l’on pense, mais à penser tout ce que l’on dit. H. de Livry ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 1999, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-loves-me/11255/6 "1999-11-19T06:55:00Z")
Saxface, sure, that sounds like fun. I’ll go out with you for drinks. My email is [paganbearcub@hotmail.com](mailto:paganbearcub@hotmail.com). [feigned innocence]I suppose that my shameless ploy has come to light.[/feigned innocence] Anyway, does anyone know other versions of the nobody loves me song? HUGS! Sqrl * * * Gasoline: As an accompaniement to cereal it made a refreshing change. Glen Baxter ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 1999, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-loves-me/11255/7 "1999-11-19T06:58:00Z")
are you kidding Blanche? It’s been so long since anyone asked me out that I’d have more luck with you! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 1999, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-loves-me/11255/8 "1999-11-19T06:58:00Z")
Been there,done that,BTW ---
**Author:** ![neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 1999, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-loves-me/11255/9 "1999-11-18T20:23:00Z")
Oh, everybody loves you, Sqrl. How can we not love the guy who made felching safe for democracy? Alternate version of the worm song: Nobody likes me, everybody hates me Guess I’ll go eat worms Long thin slimy ones, short fat juicy ones Itsy bitsy fuzzy wuzzy worms Down goes the first one, down goes the second one Oh how they wiggle and squirm Long thin slimy ones, short fat juicy ones Itsy bitsy fuzzy wuzzy worms Up comes the first one, up comes the second one Oh how they wiggle and squirm Long thin slimy ones, short fat juicy ones Itsy bitsy fuzzy wuzzy worms * * * “That’s entertainment!” —Vlad the Impaler ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 1999, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-loves-me/11255/10 "1999-11-18T20:29:00Z")
I enjoy your posts, even your shameless “love me!” posts (hehe), and in _spite_ of you jonesing on the web page for She Who Shall Not Be Named. You’re in Texas, right? I understand that us Houston Dopers might just be heading up to Dallas sometime. You in that area? * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 1999, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-loves-me/11255/11 "1999-11-18T20:35:00Z")
Hey SillyMon, 😉 Unfortunately, I am no longer in Texas. I live in Washington DC. Yes, the place where all the evil started…well, started recently anyway. I have to admit that the weather up here is **much** nicer. There are seasons and it even snows. WOOHOO! Thanks for posting on my shameless love me thread, everyone. Come back and spread your lovin’ some more. 😉 BIG HUGS! Sqrl * * * Gasoline: As an accompaniement to cereal it made a refreshing change. Glen Baxter ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 1999, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-loves-me/11255/12 "1999-11-18T21:33:00Z")
Oh, geez. We just got him cured from an unhealthy obsession over all that is evil, and now he’s done gone and got him a poor self-esteem. Sqrl, I’m running out of drugs and handcuffs. Could you just check yourself in this time? * * * The overwhelming majority of people have more than the average (mean) number of legs. – E. Grebenik ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 1999, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-loves-me/11255/13 "1999-11-18T21:47:00Z")
Sqrl, you KNOW everybody loves you. Stop it already, ya big galoot. {{{HUGS}}} Wally ---
**Author:** ![Sassy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@Sassy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sassy)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 1999, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-loves-me/11255/14 "1999-11-18T23:07:00Z")
You are the cutest thing… (no one can hear enough of that!) ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 1999, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-loves-me/11255/15 "1999-11-19T00:14:00Z")
You know my feelings on you! 😃 * * * Yer pal, Satan ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 1999, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-loves-me/11255/16 "1999-11-19T05:05:00Z")
_scattering rose petals, skipping about_ We love Sqrlcub! We love Sqrlcub! _great big Canadian hug and Montreal two cheek kiss_ _skips away, scattering more flower petals_ ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 1999, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-loves-me/11255/17 "1999-11-19T05:49:00Z")
😉 ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 1999, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-loves-me/11255/18 "1999-11-19T14:49:00Z")
HHEHHEHEHEH My shameless ploy for attention worked. I have to remember to start a similar thread the next time a popularity thread comes up. Thanks everyone. **BIG HUGS** all around! Sqrl * * * Gasoline: As an accompaniement to cereal it made a refreshing change. Glen Baxter ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 1999, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-loves-me/11255/19 "1999-11-19T14:57:00Z")
Hey, SqrlCub. Shame on you. You know we’re all one big happy family here. We all love ya, you big doofus. 🙂 By the way, thanks for posting the alfredo sauce recipe over on Chef Troy’s site. I have added it to my recipe book and will try it very soon. * * * **Dopeler effect:** The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 1999, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-loves-me/11255/20 "1999-11-19T16:26:00Z")
Hey Unc, The alfredo sauce recipe is really good with linguine (DUH!). I like to seed a bellpepper and stuff the linguine into it and back it in the oven at 350 for about 10 minutes, or until it is done… YUM! I also like to stuff Linguine Alfredo in a hollowed out tomato. EXTRA YUM! I am hungry now, it’s time to go eat. ## HUGS! Sqrl Gasoline: As an accompaniement to cereal it made a refreshing change. Glen Baxter [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-loves-me/11255.md?page=2)