# Nobody loves me,

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-loves-me/11255>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 18, 1999, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-loves-me/11255 "1999-11-18T20:23:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![Stella\_Fantasia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/74df32/32.png) [@Stella\_Fantasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stella_Fantasia)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 1999, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-loves-me/11255/21 "1999-11-19T19:38:00Z")

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Sqrl, I will love you forever because of that “monkeys always look” thread.

Do you like to use flexi-straws when you felch?

_grins_

Hugs,  
Stella F.

P.S. Nobody likes me,  
Everybody hates me,  
Guess I’ll go eat worms!  
Long thin slimy ones,  
Short fat fuzzy ones,  
Ooey gooey gooey gooey WORMS!!

Long thin slimy ones  
Slide down easily;  
Short fat fuzzy ones stick.  
Short fat fuzzy ones  
Stick to your teeth,  
Make your mouth feel ICK!!

First you bite off the heads,  
Then you spit out the tials,  
Then you throw the skins away!!  
Nobody knows how I can survive on  
A HUNDRED WORMS A DAY!!!

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**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 1999, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-loves-me/11255/22 "1999-11-19T19:45:00Z")

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hehehe Stella, no I don’t use straws at all when I felch. It is not something that I have done in a very long time. I have to be in a commited relationship with a lover to even think about having sex without a condom, and then only after we both have been tested. But the last time I felched (with my last long-term lover whom I was with for almost 6 years), I just used my own body parts to get to the creamy center. 😉 I suppose that sounds just as nasty, but [sigh] it doesn’t really matter.

HUGS!  
Sqrl

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