# Nobody loves me......
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-loves-me/14413
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [February 26, 2000, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-loves-me/14413 "2000-02-26T06:30:00Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Qwisp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qwisp)
#### Post date: [February 26, 2000, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-loves-me/14413/1 "2000-02-26T06:30:00Z")
Okay.My subject line is what I used to tell my parents when I was a little girl. The sad thing is, I realized how much I missed everybody on the SDMB when it was down, but because I often lurk without posting anything I realized NOBODY missed me. (SOB, SOB) I am going to try to rectify that situation by posting more often. Even if nobody misses me for my shining personality, maybe at least you’ll miss me if I don’t give my stupid opinion on something for a day or two.
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I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.
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### Author:  [@Surgoshan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surgoshan)
#### Post date: [February 26, 2000, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-loves-me/14413/2 "2000-02-26T06:33:00Z")
I missed you!!
WIll this get me laid?
What, why are you all staring at me like that?
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I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.
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### Author:  [@Qwisp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qwisp)
#### Post date: [February 26, 2000, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-loves-me/14413/3 "2000-02-26T06:41:00Z")
If I lay you, will you miss me if I don’t show my face for a day or two?? If so,sure I’ll do you. I’m easy to get along with.
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I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.
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### Author:  [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)
#### Post date: [February 26, 2000, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-loves-me/14413/4 "2000-02-26T08:04:00Z")
Wow! In that case I missed you too! In fact I miss you now. I can’t sleep. I’m lonely without you. There. Now can I get laid too?
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Cecil said it. I believe it. That settles it.
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### Author:  [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)
#### Post date: [February 26, 2000, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-loves-me/14413/5 "2000-02-26T12:39:00Z")
Qwisp, I’m sorry your right I didn’t even know you were here, I’ll try and pay more attention. 🙂
Surgo, you horny little flirt! I’m going to have to run down there and smack you, you could have at least asked her out first!!
Are you trying to become the resident ho?? 😛
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Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
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### Author:  [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [February 26, 2000, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-loves-me/14413/6 "2000-02-26T12:47:00Z")
Qwisp, sure I missed ya. In fact I missed evryone on the board. I have to admit it was very hard going all those days without seeing some interesting question or reading a funny flame. Yes I have a life, but when I am at work I spend a lot of time on this MB and I will admit to a few withdrawal signs. Ah WTF there are a lot worse things to be addicted to, and none of them expand your mind the way this board, at its best, does.
So thanks everyone. Oh and Q ? If you agree to “do” everyone that asks I am sure you will be remembered - not sure if thats the way you want to be, but whatever. 🙂
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“Love seeketh not itself to please, nor for itself hath any care, but for another gives its ease, and builds a Heaven in Hell’s despair.” - William Blake
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### Author:  [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)
#### Post date: [February 26, 2000, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-loves-me/14413/7 "2000-02-26T19:26:00Z")
Ahem…
WHERE THE FUCK WERE THESE EASY GIRLS WHEN I WAS SINGLE?!?!?
Thank you…
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Yer pal,
Satan
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### Author:  [@Surgoshan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surgoshan)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2000, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-loves-me/14413/8 "2000-02-27T03:05:00Z")
Angie, don’t worry, I’ll still sleep with you.
All right, Qwisp!
Where do you live? I’ll be there in five seconds. I’ll miss you horribly while you’re away, yes, of course, how could I not?
Oh, and Angie, no I’m not trying to become the resident ho. Whores charge for their services. Sluts don’t.
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I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.
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### Author:  [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2000, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-loves-me/14413/9 "2000-02-27T06:54:00Z")
“Damn! there it goes again!”
\< As VBs flight suit falls down again, 'cuz the zipper keeps breaking 😉 \>
I’ll love ya Qwisp, or even soggy! 🙂
Hey, _someone_ had to love ya, right?
I mean, she didn’t drown you at birth, did she?
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VB
Changing my Sigline again 'cause Vebs’tummy is all better now!
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### Author:  [@Qwisp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qwisp)
#### Post date: [March 3, 2000, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-loves-me/14413/10 "2000-03-03T04:55:00Z")
Hi everyone!!! It’s so nice to know that I get kinda popular when I offer to sleep around. (If it’s a really good offer I may still take y’all up on it)Anyhow, I was “feeling no pain” when I started feeling sorry for myself the other night and posted.Had a few too many on top of a few too many pain pills for an absessed tooth.Almost inadvertly gave myself an overdose. I was kinda embarassed to check what I posted. Turns out it wasn’t quite as bad as I thought. If there is anything else I stupidly posted that night feel free to point them out.Still in all I guess not too many people do love me. Eight posts?? Come on people you can do better.Unless of course you really do hate me.
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I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.
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### Author:  [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)
#### Post date: [March 3, 2000, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-loves-me/14413/11 "2000-03-03T05:09:00Z")
Qwisp… I missed you SOOOO BAD! I realized that I just couldnt live without you! every second you were gone was an agony in my hard… i meanheart. And I NEED to get laid so bad… I mean I NEED to SEE you so bad…
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### Author:  [@Qwisp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qwisp)
#### Post date: [March 3, 2000, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-loves-me/14413/12 "2000-03-03T05:44:00Z")
B-Line you’ll have to do better than that if you want to get laid. I do have principles after all.(I didn’t say they were very good ones!)
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I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.
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### Author:  [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)
#### Post date: [March 5, 2000, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-loves-me/14413/13 "2000-03-05T10:14:00Z")
Hey Qwisp, I don’t know you at all, but I’ll miss you. And sign me up for that getting laid part too. I’d try to be witty and original, but it’s 4 am and, well, originality is so hard.
Satan, shut up! 😉
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### Author:  [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [March 5, 2000, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-loves-me/14413/14 "2000-03-05T15:30:00Z")
Irishman, So you named it “Originality”? 😉
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### Author:  [@Great\_Dave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Dave)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2000, 8:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-loves-me/14413/15 "2000-03-06T08:46:00Z")
Qwisp, I don’t think we’ve met, but I did feel some sort of emptiness beyond that of just the board being down. It can only be that I was missing you. So, when do I get laid?
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It’s not how you pick your nose, it’s where you put the boogers
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### Author:  [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2000, 8:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-loves-me/14413/16 "2000-03-06T08:47:00Z")
I missed you the entire time I was in Hawaii. I thought of little else. There is nothing I would rather see than a post from my dear Qwisp.
Hmm, it’s getting awfully loud in here, isn’t it? Why don’t we step outside?
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### Author:  [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2000, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-loves-me/14413/17 "2000-03-06T09:52:00Z")
Ok, I’ll miss you, but I’m not gonna lay you.
\*\* Attention all tall men
I’m waiting for some really tall guy to come along so I can climb him like a tree.\*\*
\*Sorry but I do have a reputation to protect. I had to flirt with someone today. \*
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" The opposite of love isn’t hate, it’s indifference."
Elie Wiesel
Winner SDMB Biggest Flirt (Female) and Least Shy (No Mom, I have no idea why they think that)
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### Author:  [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2000, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-loves-me/14413/18 "2000-03-06T13:13:00Z")
ayesha there is a tall fella in the pit!
and QUISP! I was just telling my friends about you the other day. I was telling them:
There is this awesome SDBMer who like NEVER posts! What is up with that? I told them how much I enjoyed your posts and that you should post MORE!
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### Author:  [@Crystalguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crystalguy)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2000, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-loves-me/14413/19 "2000-03-06T20:53:00Z")
Qwisp: I missed you, everyone did, and we are glad to have you back. We want to keep you here with us, so I have to tell you, if you do pain pills and booze, we might really really miss you and for a really long time.
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### Author:  [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2000, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-loves-me/14413/20 "2000-03-06T21:34:00Z")
Are you about to say that you’re a “gradunkulous schnunk?”
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