# Nobody Loves Me **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 1, 2000, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-loves-me/15407 "2000-04-01T15:48:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2000, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-loves-me/15407/1 "2000-04-01T15:48:00Z")
I get no respect around here. ---
**Author:** ![Nanno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Nanno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nanno)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2000, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-loves-me/15407/2 "2000-04-01T15:49:00Z")
Maybe they think your from California!! * * * whatever ---
**Author:** ![CalifBoomer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f1d935/32.png) [@CalifBoomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalifBoomer)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2000, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-loves-me/15407/3 "2000-04-01T15:50:00Z")
Will the real Ed Zotti please stand up? : ---
**Author:** ![CalifBoomer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f1d935/32.png) [@CalifBoomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalifBoomer)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2000, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-loves-me/15407/4 "2000-04-01T15:52:00Z")
Hey, Nanno, wuzzat mean? I’m from California. So is SingleDad. We like diversity here. : ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2000, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-loves-me/15407/5 "2000-04-01T15:58:00Z")
Its really Rodney Dangerfield PRETENDING to be Ed Zotti… DUH!!! ---
**Author:** ![lvick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d07c76/32.png) [@lvick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lvick)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2000, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-loves-me/15407/6 "2000-04-01T16:22:00Z")
In order to be respected, you must first be respectable ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2000, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-loves-me/15407/7 "2000-04-01T16:30:00Z")
I love you Ed. Why, I’d have mad passionate sex with you…where did you say you lived? * * * _I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it._ ---
**Author:** ![Nanno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Nanno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nanno)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2000, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-loves-me/15407/8 "2000-04-01T16:35:00Z")
## I am from California to! but where the raisins dance, our brains are all shriveled up. Anyway when your from California anything goes and its alright. Who is Ed? whatever ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2000, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-loves-me/15407/9 "2000-04-01T16:47:00Z")
Hm. I’m thinking April Fool’s. But just in case, I do love the real Ed Zotti. 🙂 * * * This is my new sig. Thank Wally. It was his idea. “I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday.” ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2000, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-loves-me/15407/10 "2000-04-01T16:52:00Z")
I respect you, Ed. I don’t know you, but I respect you. Can you tell my anything about yourself so I can get to know you? Then I could probably say that I like you too. Then again, maybe not, hmmmmmm. We’ll have to wait and see. Can I plead the 5th? 😉 * * * You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life. L.L. ---
**Author:** ![whitetho](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whitetho/32/1059_2.png) [@whitetho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whitetho)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2000, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-loves-me/15407/11 "2000-04-01T17:07:00Z")
This can’t be the real Ed Zotti, for the simple reason that Ed’s real name is actually **Eduardo Zot**. Cecil makes Eduardo use the “Ed Zotti” pseudonym because, according to Cecil, “The ‘Ed Zotti’ combination of letters has a much better karma with the astrology and numerology readings”. As you might guess, Unca Cece is a _huge_ fan of both astrology and numerology–in fact, he has the same astrologer as Nancy Reagan. (Ever wonder why the columns are posted to this web site on Tuesdays?) And don’t get him started about his numerous astral projections and alien abductions, he can–and has–talked all night about them. Finally, he’s too proud to mention it, but Cecil has the largest collection of healing crystals in the entire mid-west. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2000, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody-loves-me/15407/12 "2000-04-01T17:38:00Z")
Okay … gone far enough. * * * Saint Sutychus _H.M.S.H._ _" ‘He is a prince’ , the minstrels sing. Among men, yes. Among fools he is a king."_ [Disney Shorts](http://www.disneyshorts.org) [The Eutychus Papers](http://members.aol.com/eutychus55)