# NoBODY...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody/478126>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 21, 2008, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody/478126 "2008-12-21T00:25:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
**Page:** 1

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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2008, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody/478126/1 "2008-12-21T00:25:07Z")

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expects …

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**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2008, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody/478126/2 "2008-12-21T00:47:00Z")

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…a great dane for Christmas.

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**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2008, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody/478126/3 "2008-12-21T00:56:42Z")

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I totally didn’t expect that…

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**Author:** ![Marlitharn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marlitharn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marlitharn)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2008, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody/478126/4 "2008-12-21T01:08:05Z")

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…a duck in the bathtub.

Ask me how I know this.

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**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2008, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nobody/478126/5 "2008-12-21T01:11:13Z")

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… the closing of a thread for being too pointless?

C’mon, raise your hands–you know you did.