# NoClueBoy is one year old today.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noclueboy-is-one-year-old-today/205753>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 5, 2003, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noclueboy-is-one-year-old-today/205753 "2003-10-05T20:14:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 16\
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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noclueboy-is-one-year-old-today/205753/1 "2003-10-05T20:14:52Z")

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October 5th, 2002.

I found The Straight Dope™  
Man, am I glad I did.

In this year, I’ve made some new friends, learned some interesting things, taught a few things, helped slay some trolls, played some games, and had a whole lot of fun.

Couldn’t have done any of that without all you guys.  
Thanks.

:dubious: Peace. And long life.

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noclueboy-is-one-year-old-today/205753/2 "2003-10-05T20:28:19Z")

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you don’t look a DAY over 6 months!

🆒 😃 🙂 😉

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noclueboy-is-one-year-old-today/205753/4 "2003-10-05T21:52:55Z")

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Congrats and thanks, **NCB**. You help make the SDMB what it is. It would be less without your contributions. Much less! 😃

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**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noclueboy-is-one-year-old-today/205753/5 "2003-10-05T22:16:30Z")

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> [@](#):
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> _Originally posted by Alphamale8677 \*  
> \*\*  
> Sounds like “Isle of Uck, man…” doesn’t have either TV, movie house, library, or cafe._\*

Not entirely, but I can attest to the fact that you’re not far off in your assumption. 😉

Hey, congratulations, **NCB**! I seem to have missed the last couple parties, having had my fill on the Fourth. When’s the next one?

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noclueboy-is-one-year-old-today/205753/6 "2003-10-05T22:24:33Z")

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You, **NCB** , set a shining example for all of us (relatively) newbies.

Ummmm, well, I’m not sure whether “shining” is quite the right adjective…

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noclueboy-is-one-year-old-today/205753/7 "2003-10-05T23:39:43Z")

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From an old lady who is almost four, congratulations! I sure like reading the posts of yours I see. And your participation in the “Finish” threads has been much appreciated.

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**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noclueboy-is-one-year-old-today/205753/8 "2003-10-05T23:58:21Z")

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Congrats **NoClueBoy**! Anyone who can get 100 responses from “MMMM yummy brains” is ok in my book! 😛

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**Author:** ![fruitbat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@fruitbat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fruitbat)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noclueboy-is-one-year-old-today/205753/9 "2003-10-06T00:48:26Z")

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I bow to your authority **NoClueBoy**. You clearly didn’t like Alphamale’s post so you went and had him banned. I would sure like that power for my next birthday here.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noclueboy-is-one-year-old-today/205753/10 "2003-10-06T00:52:16Z")

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HA!

I know who Alphie was. We’ve had our fun together before, yes we have.  
To everyone else, Wow. You like me! You really like me!  
;j

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noclueboy-is-one-year-old-today/205753/11 "2003-10-06T01:16:50Z")

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**HAPPY 1ST BIRTHDAY, NOCLUEBOY!!!**

And for the last time, her name is ANTONIA, not GOO!

(private joke)  
😃

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noclueboy-is-one-year-old-today/205753/12 "2003-10-06T01:18:04Z")

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DAMN MY CODING!

Happy B-day again!

:smack: D’oh!

viva

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**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noclueboy-is-one-year-old-today/205753/13 "2003-10-06T01:34:48Z")

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Glad you’re still around, **NCB** - happy 1st to you!

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noclueboy-is-one-year-old-today/205753/14 "2003-10-06T01:49:05Z")

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[secretly laughing inside because I know it’s Goo…]

_…giggle… giggle… snort… giggle_

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noclueboy-is-one-year-old-today/205753/15 "2003-10-06T18:40:49Z")

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Happy belated, **NCB**! Sorry I missed it yesterday… I was doing a bunch of other things. Guess the multi-lingual translation woulnd’t quite work in this case… 😉

I like your threads, and enjoy your posts. Anyone who manages to eclipse my post count in six months or whatever it was is A-OK in my books. 😃

Keep posting, coz you have fans! (though we’re not the rabid ones, oh no!)

F\_X

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**Author:** ![Wearia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Wearia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wearia)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noclueboy-is-one-year-old-today/205753/16 "2003-10-06T22:02:52Z")

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Geez, your making me feel old. I dont even remember when I turned one.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noclueboy-is-one-year-old-today/205753/17 "2003-10-06T23:25:37Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Wearia \*  
> I dont even remember when I turned one.

[May 18th, 2003](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?action=getinfo&find=lastposter&threadid=215576)
