# NoClueBoy! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 15, 2003, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noclueboy/188732 "2003-07-15T20:42:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2003, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noclueboy/188732/1 "2003-07-15T20:42:15Z")
[Cite](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=3705232#post3705232) Did you…? Did he just…? A _ **KLINGON** _?!? You have soiled my honor! You have the wit of a Pakled, the stench of a Nausicaan, and the interpersonal skills of a Vulcan! I wouldn’t so much as vaporize your head if you were infected by parasitic invaders, _p’taQ_! ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2003, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noclueboy/188732/2 "2003-07-15T20:57:18Z")
Ah, a Star Trek geek convention. :ducking quietly out of the thread: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2003, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noclueboy/188732/3 "2003-07-15T21:09:32Z")
You Klingon BASTARD! You killed my son! Revenge, like calamari, is a dish best served cold. It is werwee cold in space… ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2003, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noclueboy/188732/4 "2003-07-15T21:18:53Z")
btw, you have the teeth of a Ferengi, the nose of a Tellarite, and the communication skills of a Tamarian. You Traveller, you! ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2003, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noclueboy/188732/5 "2003-07-15T21:21:58Z")
Spawn of Wesley! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2003, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noclueboy/188732/6 "2003-07-15T21:29:11Z")
I am now deep in the Plak Tow (blood fever), and only a death will resolve this. are you furrowing your brow? ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2003, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noclueboy/188732/7 "2003-07-15T21:32:35Z")
No, I’m swallowing bile - I’m not that kind of Romulan, you freak. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2003, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noclueboy/188732/8 "2003-07-15T21:42:37Z")
We shall meet! At a convention! we just missed the Tulsa one, can you make Texarkana? And we shall duel with the Phaser Cutting Phasers that **Carniverousplant** must now provide! I’ll probably show up as Q in the mariachi outfit from _Q Who_ Shall I continue shouting?! ---
**Author:** ![lilbtagna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4491bb/32.png) [@lilbtagna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lilbtagna)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2003, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noclueboy/188732/9 "2003-07-15T23:59:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > **I’ll probably show up as Q in the mariachi outfit from _Q Who_** I’m sorry…but wasn’t the mariachi outfit in _Deja Q_? I’m gonna leave this and go watch an episode now 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2003, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noclueboy/188732/10 "2003-07-16T00:09:49Z")
My God. I feel like a voyeur. Dirty. In that nice sort of way, though. ---
**Author:** ![Eilsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c68b51/32.png) [@Eilsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eilsel)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2003, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noclueboy/188732/11 "2003-07-16T00:27:12Z")
LOL… suddenly I want to go find my phasor or whatever that thingy is they used to flip back and forth from the ship to the planet. Transmorgrifier? No, that was Calvin & Hobbes… ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2003, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noclueboy/188732/12 "2003-07-16T01:03:12Z")
Hey, I always wanted to know: what was with the little Dust Busters they used as phasers in the NG show? Much like MegaMaid, did those doohickeys go from “suck” to “blow” and that’s how they vaporized the baddies? I was very confused, understand. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2003, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noclueboy/188732/13 "2003-07-16T02:42:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*We shall meet! > > At a convention! > > we just missed the Tulsa one, can you make Texarkana? > > And we shall duel with the Phaser Cutting Phasers that **Carniverousplant** must now provide! > > I’ll probably show up as Q in the mariachi outfit from _Q Who_ > > Shall I continue shouting?! \*\* We could all meet in Las Vegas in early August at the big ol’ Trek convention! But I’m not going! It’s too flippin’ HOT!! I just KNEW this Pitting would happen sooner or later! And some people can’t even spell “carnivorous” correctly! [SIZE=4]You’re all just ugly…bags of…most-ly…water!!![SIZE=4] ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2003, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noclueboy/188732/14 "2003-07-16T02:44:25Z")
UGLY BAGS OF MOSTLY WATER! F.U. CODING, I SAY! F.U.! Now, stop fondling that T’Pol Hallmark Keepsake ornament and put your hands back in your pockets! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2003, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noclueboy/188732/15 "2003-07-16T02:55:35Z")
But… What have I gots in my pocketses? * * * ## It may have been _Deja Q_ :dubious: Fuck spelling, you Scalosian man seed seeker! I have more imprtant things to worry about… Salt Vamp! * * * Hi there, **Eilsel**. How _you_ doin? 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2003, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noclueboy/188732/16 "2003-07-16T02:57:48Z")
How many pints would Porthos piss if Porthos pissed in your pants? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2003, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noclueboy/188732/17 "2003-07-16T03:04:31Z")
Ah… a riddle… _ **Sha Ka Ree!** _ ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2003, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noclueboy/188732/18 "2003-07-16T03:49:03Z")
Okay, that’s it! **viva** , either find us a new cogenitor or I’m leaving! It’s me or it! ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2003, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noclueboy/188732/19 "2003-07-16T11:48:17Z")
Okay, calm down. Take a deep breath. Count to four. Then three more. [sub]Annaballay?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![ChuckForbin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@ChuckForbin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChuckForbin)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2003, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noclueboy/188732/20 "2003-07-16T14:36:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*What have I gots in my pocketses? > \*\* Where is that from ? I remember that from somewhere - but i didn’t think it was Star Trek. Anyway, this thread is a pretty good example of what happens in every Enterprise thread over in Cafe. People start discussing the episode a week before it airs, and then they bitch about how TOS was better, and everyone knows transphotonic phase inverters weren’t invented until the Enterprise D was built. Then something about Pandas. The S/N ration degrades to approximately zero. Then the threads get kept alive somehow for weeks. And yet, I keep clicking them, like the dog who’s master died yet he keeps going to meet him at the bus stop. Oh, by the way - T’pol is really hot.😃 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noclueboy/188732.md?page=2)