# NoClueBoy!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noclueboy/188732>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 15, 2003, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noclueboy/188732 "2003-07-15T20:42:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![BeatenMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3ab097/32.png) [@BeatenMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BeatenMan)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2003, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noclueboy/188732/41 "2003-07-17T13:04:09Z")

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Where did of of you Horta climb out from under?

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2003, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noclueboy/188732/42 "2003-07-17T13:43:13Z")

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**Aes** and **NCB** at the Pit.  
Our sails unfurled.

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I do think it’s odd that virtually any Trek thread is a hijack fest (with a few exceptions), but it seems to have become a Trek Doper axiom. Can’t change it now. We do tend to discuss the eps somewhere in the threads, but any little word can cause a major 2 - 3 page hijack before anything else remotely Trek gets referenced again. I don’t think it’s a bad thing. And if anyone wants to actually talk Trek stuff in a Trek thread, jump right on in! We’re all capable enough to deal with the unhijacking of our hijacks.

Except for **Aes**. He looks for threads. Threads to post in.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2003, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noclueboy/188732/43 "2003-07-17T14:13:19Z")

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> \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \*  
> I do think it’s odd that virtually any Trek thread is a hijack fest (with a few exceptions), but it seems to have become a Trek Doper axiom.

That’s because we’re rich! Rich as Nazis!

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2003, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noclueboy/188732/44 "2003-07-17T14:16:55Z")

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Aesiron and NoClueBoy. Temarc. The river Temarc, in winter.

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**Author:** ![ChuckForbin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@ChuckForbin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChuckForbin)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2003, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noclueboy/188732/45 "2003-07-17T19:53:53Z")

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> \*Originally posted by vivalostwages \*  
> \*\ ***Chuck**!!! I’ve been wondering what became of you. So you’re lurking, eh? Oh, and the degradation factor is far below zero, just to be accurate.  
> 😃  
> – **viva** \*\*

I have joined an Amish community, and it’s really a pain to fire up my steam powered computer.

Anyway, somewhere tell me where the “Whats have I gots in my pocketses” thing comes from, please … it’s really bugging me.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2003, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noclueboy/188732/46 "2003-07-17T20:09:54Z")

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" ‘Whats have I gots in my pocketses?’ he said. Nasty little Hobbit!" - Gollum  
LoTR, SW, ST, HGttG… I’m into all of them.  
I am a major geek. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bambi_Hassenpfeffer)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noclueboy/188732/47 "2003-07-17T20:52:50Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Bryan Ekers \*  
> \*\*Okay, calm down. Take a deep breath. Count to four. Then three more.
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> [sub]Annaballay?[/sub] \*\*

Zinda! His face black; his eyes red!

Silly Quebecois messed up the line, and now one of the players must be forfeited!

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> Allamaraine, count to four  
> Allamaraine, then three more  
> Allamaraine, if you can see  
> Allamaraine, you’ll come with me!

It’s best if sung in the falsetto that then-Commander Sisko used, unless you want the Wadi mad at you.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2003, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noclueboy/188732/48 "2003-07-17T20:56:55Z")

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Look! You play games with me and we’re thru!  
Oh. May I go now?

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**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2003, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noclueboy/188732/49 "2003-07-17T21:23:53Z")

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Two words…

Shoulder roll.

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