# Nocturne is legal.  Well, everywhere but where she lives anyway.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nocturne-is-legal-well-everywhere-but-where-she-lives-anyway/58594>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 19, 2001, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nocturne-is-legal-well-everywhere-but-where-she-lives-anyway/58594 "2001-03-19T15:43:57Z")\
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**Author:** ![Simetra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Simetra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simetra)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nocturne-is-legal-well-everywhere-but-where-she-lives-anyway/58594/1 "2001-03-19T15:43:57Z")

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Today is **Nocturne** ’s birthday. Woo Hoo! 🙂

She’s a total sweetheart, and as **Serendipity** would say, is mantel-piece cute. 🙂 I absolutely love her singing, and her writing, and all her friends know that they can go to her with any problem. She loves to help, and always has some wonderful insight.

So, here’s a Happy Birthday for you, **Nocturne**. I hope it’s a good one. 🙂

I wish I had more time to devote to this thread, but I trust all of you can find some flattering/embarrassing things to say. 😉

Bon Anniversaire.

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**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nocturne-is-legal-well-everywhere-but-where-she-lives-anyway/58594/2 "2001-03-19T16:19:41Z")

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Happy Birthday **Nocturne**!

Now, go out and have a great time, but don’t get into _too_ much trouble, since, ya know, you’re legally liable for your actions now. 😛

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**Author:** ![Serendipity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@Serendipity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serendipity)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nocturne-is-legal-well-everywhere-but-where-she-lives-anyway/58594/3 "2001-03-19T16:30:19Z")

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Happy 18th, **Nocturne**! You should be thoroughly flattered that **Simetra** remembered when your birthday was without prompting – it took a lot of training to get him to remember mine. 😉

Have an absolutely smashing birthday and keep being such a sweetheart! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nocturne-is-legal-well-everywhere-but-where-she-lives-anyway/58594/4 "2001-03-19T16:40:02Z")

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It’s **Nocturne** ’s birthday? She’s legal?

Happy Birthday, wifie! 😃

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**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nocturne-is-legal-well-everywhere-but-where-she-lives-anyway/58594/5 "2001-03-19T21:33:46Z")

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Awww…you guys are so nice. I really don’t know what to say other than thank you.  
Serendipity, thanks for wishing me happy birthday the other night, too. I really really really super-appreciate it. 🙂  
Simetra, thanks for starting this. It hasn’t been exactly the best of birthdays…yet. This is a step in the right direction.  
Arden–finally, all those things we did in the jello pit are legal as can be. Shall we return to that land of wantonness? Please? It’s my birthday!

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**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nocturne-is-legal-well-everywhere-but-where-she-lives-anyway/58594/6 "2001-03-19T21:50:17Z")

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Happy Birthday, {{{{ **Nocturne** }}}}!!!

You still coming out this way on your road trip? 🙂

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**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nocturne-is-legal-well-everywhere-but-where-she-lives-anyway/58594/7 "2001-03-19T22:18:40Z")

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Mauvaise, to tell you the truth, I don’t know. I’m meeting with my friends tonight. We’re going to discuss how much money we’re willing to put into it, how far we want to go, and how long it should take us. It’s a very definite possibility. It’s a great possibility, and my parents are okay with it, but we need to get plans in motion since it’s all going to take place in a couple of months.

I’m excited, though! I was surprised that my parents would let me!

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nocturne-is-legal-well-everywhere-but-where-she-lives-anyway/58594/8 "2001-03-19T22:21:43Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Nocturne \*  
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> Arden–finally, all those things we did in the jello pit are legal as can be. Shall we return to that land of wantonness? Please? It’s my birthday! \*\*

Weeelll…sure, if that’s what you want. But … [sub]shhhh… it’ll have to be somewhere else. The Jello Pit Police might try to raid us.[/sub]  
😉

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**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nocturne-is-legal-well-everywhere-but-where-she-lives-anyway/58594/9 "2001-03-19T22:38:59Z")

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Happy Birthday, Nocturne.

Thanks for cheering me up.

Thanks for being cool.

Thanks for being you.

I think my sig line says it all.

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**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nocturne-is-legal-well-everywhere-but-where-she-lives-anyway/58594/10 "2001-03-19T22:47:47Z")

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Let me know, I’d love to meet you if you do get out this way.

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**Author:** ![TheNerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TheNerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheNerd)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nocturne-is-legal-well-everywhere-but-where-she-lives-anyway/58594/11 "2001-03-20T00:57:52Z")

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Happy birthday Nocturne. I promised I’d sing to you, so get comfortable. This won’t happen again for a long time (until next year anyway).

_Happy Birthday to you  
Happy Birthday to you  
Happy Birthday dear **Nocturne**  
Haaaappy Biiiirthdaaay tooooo yooooooooooooooou._

You are a sweetie.
