# Noggin Everywhere I Go song game **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [September 1, 2009, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noggin-everywhere-i-go-song-game/508490 "2009-09-01T15:26:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2009, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noggin-everywhere-i-go-song-game/508490/1 "2009-09-01T15:26:40Z")
Anyone have young children and watch Noggin? If you do, I know you’ve heard the Moose and Zee song "Everywhere I Go.’ It’s really a darling little ditty, with fun lyrics. [Here’s a site with the whole song.](http://www.getalyric.com/listen/abUhT2zeCKU/noggin_moose_a_moose_everywhere_i_go_song) _Days are the sunniest Jokes are the funniest Rabbits are the bunniest Hives are the honiest Elephants the toniest Troubles, they’re the noniest Everywhere I go!_ Of course if you’re like me and have heard it a million times, you start making up horrifying and hilarious lyrics to yourself. REAL LYRICS: _Skies are the bluiest Cows are the mooiest Gum is the chewiest Ghosts are the booiest_ ELLEN SINGS ALONG: _BRAINS are the chewiest Horses are the gluie-est_ Et cetera. Can you come up with some more clever and/or depraved verses? ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2009, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noggin-everywhere-i-go-song-game/508490/2 "2009-09-01T18:29:57Z")
Hm. Nobody? :o ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2009, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noggin-everywhere-i-go-song-game/508490/3 "2009-09-01T18:43:36Z")
Donuts are the holiest Moles are the moliest Pinapples are the Doliest Jokes are the LOLiest The Sun is the Soliest Soundtracks are the Foliest Everywhere I go! ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2009, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noggin-everywhere-i-go-song-game/508490/4 "2009-09-01T19:32:14Z")
This thread has made Bob Crosby’s “Way Back Home” worm it’s way into my head. (“Way Back Home” is one of the songs Three Dog spins in Fallout 3.) ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2009, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noggin-everywhere-i-go-song-game/508490/5 "2009-09-01T20:02:40Z")
Trees are the barkiest Lois is the Clarkiest Sharpies are the markiest Birds are the larkiest Dopers are the snarkiest Everywhere I go! Garbage is the smelliest Ex-husbands are the yelliest Everywhere I go! ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2009, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noggin-everywhere-i-go-song-game/508490/6 "2009-09-02T07:16:56Z")
The suits are the zootiest The boots are the scootiest The butts are the bootiest The farts are the fruitiest The punks are the shootiest The cunts are the cootiest Everywhere I go! ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2009, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noggin-everywhere-i-go-song-game/508490/7 "2009-09-02T07:58:06Z")
The pimps are the rappiest The hos are the slappiest The dances are the lappiest The tricks are the trappiest The cops are the happiest The tazers are the zappiest Everywhere I go! ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2009, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noggin-everywhere-i-go-song-game/508490/8 "2009-09-02T18:33:33Z")
Hee hee. Those are good.