# Noisy Sex Woman Loses Her Appeal **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 13, 2009, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noisy-sex-woman-loses-her-appeal/517404 "2009-11-13T03:47:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2009, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noisy-sex-woman-loses-her-appeal/517404/21 "2009-11-13T18:48:18Z")
Can I get everyone who has criticized her appearance to post a link to their photo. At work whenever people start criticizing someone else’s appearance and I make the offer to publish a multiple choice competition on the network, all the Adonis like males and almost model women, just shut up. In fact they don’t do it much any more. ---
**Author:** ![BrandonR](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/779978/32.png) [@BrandonR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrandonR)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2009, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noisy-sex-woman-loses-her-appeal/517404/22 "2009-11-13T18:54:28Z")
> [@EvilTOJ](#): > > Also, ugh that woman! That’s a man, baby! Well if it is a woman then she’s been beaten with an ugly stick! ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2009, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noisy-sex-woman-loses-her-appeal/517404/23 "2009-11-13T19:20:40Z")
> [@don\_t\_ask](#): > > Can I get everyone who has criticized her appearance to post a link to their photo. …as well as one of their most recent sexpartner. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noisy-sex-woman-loses-her-appeal/517404/24 "2009-11-14T09:24:18Z")
> [@velvetjones](#): > > Hours at a time almost every night?..wish I was getting that much action. Word. > [@don\_t\_ask](#): > > Can I get everyone who has criticized her appearance to post a link to their photo. Word[sup]2[/sup]. Mine’s in my profile and I’m by no means ashamed of it, but you haven’t heard me throwing stones, have you? ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noisy-sex-woman-loses-her-appeal/517404/25 "2009-11-14T12:34:08Z")
> [@don\_t\_ask](#): > > Can I get everyone who has criticized her appearance to post a link to their photo. > > At work whenever people start criticizing someone else’s appearance and I make the offer to publish a multiple choice competition on the network, all the Adonis like males and almost model women, just shut up. In fact they don’t do it much any more. You can ask, **don’t ask** , but don’t expect anyone to play your petty game. The woman is hideous, plain and simple and the OP title practically begs for it. None of us had to go to court because we couldn’t stop having sex like howler monkeys and annoying our neighbors. I assume you’ll be posting your photo as well. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noisy-sex-woman-loses-her-appeal/517404/26 "2009-11-14T14:24:22Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > Word[sup]2[/sup]. Mine’s in my profile and I’m by no means ashamed of it, but you haven’t heard me throwing stones, have you? Now since you posted that, I had to look, but I don’t see a photo in your profile. Is it no longer shown because you’re a “Guest”? Mine’s in my profile, and no, I am NOT the elephant (whose name is Phanom). ---
**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noisy-sex-woman-loses-her-appeal/517404/27 "2009-11-14T14:34:55Z")
> [@don\_t\_ask](#): > > Can I get everyone who has criticized her appearance to post a link to their photo. > > At work whenever people start criticizing someone else’s appearance and I make the offer to publish a multiple choice competition on the network, all the Adonis like males and almost model women, just shut up. In fact they don’t do it much any more. Can I just say that I think that woman is ugly, ugly, ugly, UGLY. Seriously, this woman got hit by the ugly train as she crossed the tracks on her way to Ug street. Also, no, I will not be wasting time putting up my photo, because this is the internet, and I dont care about the fact that other random people on the internet like to act offended over every little fucking thing. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noisy-sex-woman-loses-her-appeal/517404/28 "2009-11-14T17:49:52Z")
Ugly, beautiful or in between, she’s obnoxious,as is her partner. That is the point of this thread (well, that and the humor quotient–which is quite large). ASBO… I like it. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noisy-sex-woman-loses-her-appeal/517404/29 "2009-11-14T17:57:53Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > Now since you posted that, I had to look, but I don’t see a photo in your profile. Is it no longer shown because you’re a “Guest”? > > Mine’s in my profile, and no, I am NOT the elephant (whose name is Phanom). Huh. Must be because I’m a guest, then. Try [this](http://s673.photobucket.com/albums/vv97/Master_Malacandra/?action=view¤t=Resized.jpg) with my compliments. 🙂 > [@bucketybuck](#): > > Can I just say that I think that woman is ugly, ugly, ugly, UGLY. > > Seriously, this woman got hit by the ugly train as she crossed the tracks on her way to Ug street. > Also, no, I will not be wasting time putting up my photo, because this is the internet, and I dont care about the fact that other random people on the internet like to act offended over every little fucking thing. An argument that might also serve those who are indeed butt-ugly and want to see someone else coned in the searchlights. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Serenata67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/serenata67/32/10646_2.png) [@Serenata67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serenata67)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noisy-sex-woman-loses-her-appeal/517404/30 "2009-11-14T20:23:19Z")
> [@Finagle](#): > > Well, now that she’s lost her appeal, the frequency of noisy sex should go way down. That’s what I was thinking when I read it. I thought the thread was about women who were noisy in bed were no longer appealing to men… … court didn’t even occur to me, though brief could easily have entered my line of thinking. ---
**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noisy-sex-woman-loses-her-appeal/517404/31 "2009-11-14T20:38:28Z")
> [@Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](#): > > ETA: IIRC, the other article I read mentioned someone wanting to call the police because they thought it was a murder in progress. I’m now remembering a cartoon I saw in _Hustler_ many years ago. It showed a pair of police officers at the door of an apartment, confronting a large, obese man dressed in full S&M gear and holding a bloody, broken broomstick. The man is indignantly saying, “How dare you interrupt a tender moment between me and my woman!” ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noisy-sex-woman-loses-her-appeal/517404/32 "2009-11-14T21:28:25Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > Huh. Must be because I’m a guest, then. Try [this](http://s673.photobucket.com/albums/vv97/Master_Malacandra/?action=view¤t=Resized.jpg) with my compliments. 🙂 You are the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noisy-sex-woman-loses-her-appeal/517404/33 "2009-11-14T21:46:47Z")
> [@Manduck](#): > > You are the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen! :eek: _sniffle_ ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noisy-sex-woman-loses-her-appeal/517404/34 "2009-11-14T21:48:58Z")
> [@Manduck](#): > > You are the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen! :eek: Definitely too long since the last electrolysis. ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noisy-sex-woman-loses-her-appeal/517404/35 "2009-11-14T22:52:10Z")
> [@don\_t\_ask](#): > > Can I get everyone who has criticized her appearance to post a link to their photo. Check out these articles: > **[Sunday Sun - North East news, sport and what's on](https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/all-about/sunday-sun)** > > Founded in 1919, the Sunday Sun newspaper is one of the oldest regional Sunday newspapers in the UK. It is the sister paper of The Chronicle, The Journal and The Gazette and is owned by Trinity Mirror. The Sunday Sun features unrivalled sports... > **[Couple's 'three-hour, noisy sex sessions made neighbours' lives hell'](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1226578/Couples-hour-unnaturally-noisy-sex-sessions-neighbours-lives-hell-Caroline-Steve-Cartwright.html)** > > A couple's ‘unnaturally’ noisy sex sessions were making their neighbours' lives' hell, a court heard today. > **[Woman handed Asbo for loud sex sessions after neighbours complained to police...](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1171244/Woman-handed-ASBO-loud-sex-sessions-neighbours-complained-police-25-times.html)** > > A woman has been given an Asbo banning her from making too much noise when having sex with her husband. **DO NOT WANT.** I know it’s PC on the SDMB to completely disregard weight when judging the physical attractiveness of a woman, but this Doper isn’t giving in. You see her as worthy of a “how _you_ doin?”; be my guest. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noisy-sex-woman-loses-her-appeal/517404/36 "2009-11-14T23:07:04Z")
> [@elmwood](#): > > Check out these articles: > > [http://www.sundaysun.co.uk/news/north-east-news/2009/05/24/loved-up-pair-forced-apart-on-special-day-79310-23699859/](http://www.sundaysun.co.uk/news/north-east-news/2009/05/24/loved-up-pair-forced-apart-on-special-day-79310-23699859/) > [Couple's 'three-hour, unnaturally noisy sex sessions made neighbours' lives hell' Caroline and Steve Cartwright' | Daily Mail Online](http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1226578/Couples-hour-unnaturally-noisy-sex-sessions-neighbours-lives-hell-Caroline-Steve-Cartwright.html) > [Woman handed Asbo for loud sex sessions after neighbours complained to police 25 times | Daily Mail Online](http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1171244/Woman-handed-ASBO-loud-sex-sessions-neighbours-complained-police-25-times.html) > > **DO NOT WANT.** I know it’s PC on the SDMB to completely disregard weight when judging the physical attractiveness of a woman, but this Doper isn’t giving in. You see her as worthy of a “how _you_ doin?”; be my guest. I dunno, I have personally slept with fatter, but it wasn’t about finding her attractive, it was about living in glass houses and throwing stones. She ain’t on Planet Hot from where I’m standing, but she’s no land whale even by English standards, let alone American. I’m betting she can get around Aldi or Lidl without powered assistance, at least. ---
**Author:** ![Bam\_Boo\_Gut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8c91f0/32.png) [@Bam\_Boo\_Gut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bam_Boo_Gut)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noisy-sex-woman-loses-her-appeal/517404/37 "2009-11-14T23:27:34Z")
[quote=“elmwood, post:35, topic:517404”] Check out these articles: snip **DO NOT WANT.** I don’t think she’s hitting on you either **elmwood** - it seems she’s been happily married for twenty five years. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noisy-sex-woman-loses-her-appeal/517404/38 "2009-11-14T23:31:30Z")
> [@Manduck](#): > > You are the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen! :eek: I’d hit it. ---
**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noisy-sex-woman-loses-her-appeal/517404/39 "2009-11-14T23:46:03Z")
Ya’ll need some [ugly](http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/ugly-people-413.htm) perspective… ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2009, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noisy-sex-woman-loses-her-appeal/517404/40 "2009-11-15T00:55:20Z")
Does anyone else think she looks like that “DARK SIDE!!!” screaming woman from _Wife Swap_? Oh, and [I’m the one on the far left](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/Guinastasia/Family/medadmomandsis.jpg). And no, those earrings actually weren’t all that heavy. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noisy-sex-woman-loses-her-appeal/517404.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noisy-sex-woman-loses-her-appeal/517404.md?page=3)