# Nominate your OWN catagory.... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 2, 2000, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nominate-your-own-catagory/14302 "2000-03-02T13:23:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2000, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nominate-your-own-catagory/14302/1 "2000-03-02T13:23:00Z")
In lieu of taking last place in the Ms. Congeniality catagory in the SDMB Mock Elections. ( There’s no bitterness, really. 😉 ) I would like all the LOOOOOOOSERs out there (ok, anyone can play) to come up with their own catagory inwhich they are uniquely qualified (IE, a shoe in to win) Ahem, that said. Shirley Ujest: Most Likely To Breast Feed While Posting. (Runner up goes to Cristi) * * * I have never let schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2000, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nominate-your-own-catagory/14302/2 "2000-03-02T13:31:00Z")
Best Religious Posts (Actually, I’d probably lose out to Polycarp, Tris, and maybe even Gaudere, whose lack of belief doesn’t hinder her from giving great posts on religious threads.) Most Skeptical Christian Poster Best Posts on Mathematical Topics * * * _Second Place (tie), Most Valuable Poster_ (GD) _Second Place, Best Scientific/Expert Explanations_ (GD) Not that it’s gone to my head or anything. ---
**Author:** ![Chrome\_Toaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Chrome\_Toaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chrome_Toaster)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2000, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nominate-your-own-catagory/14302/3 "2000-03-02T16:58:00Z")
As occasionally stated in my sig-line: Favorite **Small Appliance** of the SDMB. I think I might just get a vote or two. But I doubt I’d win, anyway. (Boo Hoo) ☹ Chrome Toaster ---
**Author:** ![Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a88e57/32.png) [@Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trout_Mask_Replica)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2000, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nominate-your-own-catagory/14302/4 "2000-03-02T17:32:00Z")
**Favorite Poster with a Handle Taken from a Captain Beefheart Album**. 😃 – TMR ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2000, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nominate-your-own-catagory/14302/5 "2000-03-02T17:38:00Z")
**Favorite Poster.** Hah! I checked, and Opal left this category out! Dibs! * * * Uke ---
**Author:** ![Mojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Mojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mojo)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2000, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nominate-your-own-catagory/14302/6 "2000-03-02T17:44:00Z")
Poster You’re Most Apathetic About™ ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2000, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nominate-your-own-catagory/14302/7 "2000-03-02T17:53:00Z")
Poster most likely to post directly beneath mojo in a thread about fictitious awards. * * * Voted Rookie of the Year in MPSIMs and the Pit, along with Best One-liners. And I don’t plan on keeping this as my sig for long, just until the winning buzz wears off. ---
**Author:** ![G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c67d28/32.png) [@G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G.B.H.Hornswoggler)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2000, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nominate-your-own-catagory/14302/8 "2000-03-02T17:56:00Z")
**Poster Least Likely to Be Remembered** with ol’ what’zisname as runner-up. * * * …but when you get blue, and you’ve lost all your dreams, there’s nothing like a campfire and a can of beans! ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nominate-your-own-catagory/14302/9 "2000-03-03T06:54:00Z")
Poster most likely to kill a thread. Keith * * * You want brilliance BEFORE I’ve had my coffee!!! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2000, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nominate-your-own-catagory/14302/10 "2000-03-02T19:05:00Z")
I guess my category would be **Best Limericist** (according to PCW, anyway!). * * * [**StoryTyler**](http://sites.netscape.net/storytyler/homepage) “Not everybody does it, but everybody should.” ---
**Author:** ![Prairie\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b77776/32.png) [@Prairie\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prairie_Rose)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2000, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nominate-your-own-catagory/14302/11 "2000-03-02T19:07:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Shirley Ujest: > \*\* > Shirley Ujest: > Most Likely To Breast Feed While Posting. (Runner up goes to Cristi) > \*\* Hey! Don’t I at least get an honorable mention or something? 😉 Prairie Rose * * * If you’re not part of the solution you’re just scumming up the bottom of the beaker. ---
**Author:** ![Breckinshire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/71c47a/32.png) [@Breckinshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Breckinshire)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2000, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nominate-your-own-catagory/14302/12 "2000-03-02T19:09:00Z")
I’ll be the **poster most likely to be forcibly drown before his 500th post**. It has kind of a ring to it, don’t you think? * * * _A computer without a Microsoft operating system is like a dog without bricks tied to its head._ ---
**Author:** ![Breckinshire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/71c47a/32.png) [@Breckinshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Breckinshire)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2000, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nominate-your-own-catagory/14302/13 "2000-03-02T19:11:00Z")
I’ll be the **poster most likely to be forcibly drown before his 500th post**. Or perhaps the {b}poster to most likely misuse UBB\<\B\>… It has kind of a |i|ring[\i] to it, don’t you think? * * * _A computer without a Microsoft operating system is like a dog without bricks tied to its head._ ---
**Author:** ![Breckinshire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/71c47a/32.png) [@Breckinshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Breckinshire)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2000, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nominate-your-own-catagory/14302/14 "2000-03-02T19:13:00Z")
Or perhaps the “poster to most embarrass himself with double postings of an inane nature” –sorry. * * * _A computer without a Microsoft operating system is like a dog without bricks tied to its head._ ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nominate-your-own-catagory/14302/15 "2000-03-03T01:28:00Z")
Favorite Poster Whose Handle is from a Marx Brothers Movie. I could broaden that to: Favorite Poster Whose Handle is from a B&W Movie except that then I’d have to duke it out with CK Dexter Haven, and I think he might just have the edge. * * * _Second Place (tie), Most Valuable Poster_ (GD) _Second Place, Best Scientific/Expert Explanations_ (GD) Not that it’s gone to my head or anything. ---
**Author:** ![Nu\_Vo\_Da\_Da](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/97f17d/32.png) [@Nu\_Vo\_Da\_Da](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nu_Vo_Da_Da)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nominate-your-own-catagory/14302/16 "2000-03-03T01:40:00Z")
Most Likely To Win An Award For No Particular Reason. that, or Most Likely To Smear Self With Ketchup, Eggshells, And Candy Wrappers While Reciting The Ingredients Of A Mars Bar And Randomly Throwing Handfuls Of Feathers At A Blindfolded Volunteer From The Audience. (well, I’ve got to live up to my name sometimes, right?) ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nominate-your-own-catagory/14302/17 "2000-03-03T02:30:00Z")
\*\* Most Likely to Post While Wearing Suede, Spandex and Fishnet Stalkings\*\* 😉 * * * I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature! ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nominate-your-own-catagory/14302/18 "2000-03-03T04:32:00Z")
Poster with the most Ferrero Rocher stickers on her monitor. Poster most likely to run a webring of webcams. Poster most likely to start a huge voting effort. Poster most likely to post while eating Tums. Poster with highest height-to-shoe-size ratio. ## and let’s not forget Michelle: Best Vet Tech – “Disco balls create an enchanting, dazzling effect of light shafts, adding movement and glamour to any occasion” O p a l C a t [www.opalcat.com](http://www.opalcat.com) ---
**Author:** ![Anti\_Pro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Anti\_Pro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anti_Pro)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nominate-your-own-catagory/14302/19 "2000-03-03T04:34:00Z")
Poster Most Likely to be called, “WHO”??? * * * “The more hours people use the Internet, the less time they spend with real human beings.” Norman Nie, a Stanford political scientist on results of his study of the Internet’s impact on society. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Angel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d26b3c/32.png) [@Johnny\_Angel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Angel)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nominate-your-own-catagory/14302/20 "2000-03-03T04:49:00Z")
I’m the **Poster Who Spends the Most Time Composing Erudite Posts That Get Ignored** , but luckily I’m not bitter. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nominate-your-own-catagory/14302.md?page=2)