# Nominate your OWN catagory.... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 2, 2000, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nominate-your-own-catagory/14302 "2000-03-02T13:23:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nominate-your-own-catagory/14302/41 "2000-03-03T19:36:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Oh me, oh my, who is going to eat all this bacon…? --UkeIke ::::waving hand frantically in air:::: MMMMMMMmmmmmm. Bacon! > [@](#): > > Poster most likely to keep the cloaking device engaged while reading the board. --Cowboy Greg ## I dunno. I think I’m gonna have to call a tie on this one - everyone yells at me for “hiding” all the time… [**StoryTyler**](http://sites.netscape.net/storytyler/homepage) “Not everybody does it, but everybody should.” ---
**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nominate-your-own-catagory/14302/42 "2000-03-03T19:53:00Z")
Add my category already, darn it! Geez, like I’ve got all the time in the world… 🙂 Chaim Mattis Keller ---
**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nominate-your-own-catagory/14302/43 "2000-03-03T20:00:00Z")
Best Swiss Poster. * * * Official winner of [Bricker _Challenge #5_](http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/004959.html). First Place Trophy in [Shayna, chocolate and Grace’s _Rock & Roll Jeopardy_](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/005262.html). Voted [_Most Valuable Poster_ in “Comments on Cecil’s Columns” forum](http://fathom.org/teemingmillions/vote.adp). ---
**Author:** ![Sassy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@Sassy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sassy)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nominate-your-own-catagory/14302/44 "2000-03-04T01:32:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Catrandom: > \*\*Redheaded poster most likely to be overlooked. > > This award is _mine_ > > Catrandom\*\* ## are you sure? I am a redhead, you see, and I do not tempt. I insist. -Cristi ---
**Author:** ![Jeannie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e480ec/32.png) [@Jeannie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeannie)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nominate-your-own-catagory/14302/45 "2000-03-04T01:36:00Z")
How about one of these: Poster most likely to tell a long, involved story in order to get to her point. -OR- Poster most likely to use parentheses (sp?) (or is that not the kind of category we’re going for?) ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nominate-your-own-catagory/14302/46 "2000-03-04T05:43:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by TaleraRis: > **And I’d have to say I’d nominate myself for Biggest Bookworm…I’m hardly ever without a book in my hands.** I think I’d give you a run for your money on that one. I’d also take **Poster most likely to post incredibly long lists on survey threads**. ---
**Author:** ![TaleraRis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@TaleraRis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TaleraRis)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nominate-your-own-catagory/14302/47 "2000-03-04T05:51:00Z")
Heheheheheh Ever read 42 books in one week, Kat? I did it regularly when I was younger, and I still read a fair amount 🙂 * * * I rode Omni in Springfield, IL ---
**Author:** ![Babar714](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/779978/32.png) [@Babar714](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babar714)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nominate-your-own-catagory/14302/48 "2000-03-04T06:04:00Z")
Longest reply that doesn’t help answer the question: Babar! ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Masterson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/53a042/32.png) [@Michael\_Masterson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Masterson)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nominate-your-own-catagory/14302/49 "2000-03-04T06:08:00Z")
Poster most well ENDOWED. ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nominate-your-own-catagory/14302/50 "2000-03-04T06:09:00Z")
Poster You’d Most Like to Come Cook for You. C’mon, admit it. * * * Live a Lush Life Da Chef ---
**Author:** ![Nutty\_Bunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d07c76/32.png) [@Nutty\_Bunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nutty_Bunny)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nominate-your-own-catagory/14302/51 "2000-03-04T06:26:00Z")
I guess I would be **Most “comma-happy” and “quotation mark-happy” poster.** Seriously, check out some of my posts. I can’t NOT use commas and quotes. There’s always at least one of each. * * * Mt. Dew habit kicked since 2/21/00! ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nominate-your-own-catagory/14302/52 "2000-03-04T07:27:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by TaleraRis: > **Heheheheheh Ever read 42 books in one week, Kat? I did it regularly when I was younger, and I still read a fair amount 🙂** Try 70-105 a week every summer. Would check 10-15 books out a day, read 'em, return 'em the next day and repeat. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Ryan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7feea3/32.png) [@The\_Ryan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Ryan)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nominate-your-own-catagory/14302/53 "2000-03-04T08:23:00Z")
Poster with most original category Oldest poster in age group. ---
**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nominate-your-own-catagory/14302/54 "2000-03-04T09:15:00Z")
**Poster Most Likely to be Irresponsibly Avoiding Homework by Posting.** What can I say, it’s a gift. * * * _SanibelMan_ - [My Homepage](http://members.macconnect.com/~jonkleinow/) “All right. Have it your own way. Road to hell paved with unbought stuffed dogs. Not my fault.” ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nominate-your-own-catagory/14302/55 "2000-03-04T13:18:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Arnold Winkelried: > \*\*Best Swiss Poster. > \*\* So, Arnie, how are things over in Sweden, hmm? 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nominate-your-own-catagory/14302/56 "2000-03-04T13:21:00Z")
Most likely to have my ass and the chair become one. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nominate-your-own-catagory/14302/57 "2000-03-04T14:25:00Z")
I’m _trying_ to get out of the habit, but ever since I learned the UBB codes, I could win **MOST LIKELY TO HAVE ITALICS, THEN BOLDING (IN THAT ORDER) IN EVERY FREAKIN’ POST.** * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nominate-your-own-catagory/14302/58 "2000-03-04T15:24:00Z")
TaleraRis asked, > [@](#): > > Heheheheheh Ever read 42 books in one week, Kat? Do porno mags count as books? * * * “I guess one person can make a difference, although most of the time they probably shouldn’t.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nominate-your-own-catagory/14302.md?page=2)