# NOM's new ad **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 3, 2009, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noms-new-ad/495208 "2009-05-03T21:09:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2009, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noms-new-ad/495208/21 "2009-05-04T03:14:46Z")
> [@Alistair\_McCello](#): > > Have you ever been present at a meeting of the Gay Christian New York legislature? They speak very fast and very loud, and nobody listens to anybody else, with the result that nothing ever gets done. That actually sounds like every college/community theater group I’ve ever been around as well. Most of whom are gay Christians. That play works on so many levels. ---
**Author:** ![Equipoise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/equipoise/32/151_2.png) [@Equipoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Equipoise)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2009, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noms-new-ad/495208/22 "2009-05-04T04:40:11Z")
Cool, another chance to say YAY MILEY! She’s going to have tons more impact than any has-been-to-be beauty contestant. > [@Fear\_Itself](#): > > Really? With the fake tits, the fake hair color, the fake caps on her teeth, the fake eyelashes and more makeup than Lenin’s corpse, I find her scary-repulsive. She didn’t even have to pay for the boobs. They were [bought by pageant officials](http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/05/01/miss-californias-breast-i_n_194385.html). > [@](#): > > Friday morning a Miss California Pageant official confirmed previous reports that controversial contestant Carrie Prejean received free breast implants, organized and paid for by the pageant, weeks before the Miss USA competition. > > In an interview on “The Early Show,” Keith Lewis, the co-Director of the Miss California Pageant, admitted to helping Prejean get the boob job. > > “We assisted when Carrie came to us and voiced the interest in having the procedure done,” Lewis told “Early Show” co-anchor Maggie Rodriguez. > > … ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2009, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noms-new-ad/495208/23 "2009-05-04T05:00:13Z")
“While her tits were good enough for California, they weren’t going to cut it nationally. You know all those flyover states are used to udders.” ---
**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2009, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noms-new-ad/495208/24 "2009-05-04T05:16:57Z")
And, naturally, this ad’s already got at least one parody on YouTube (possibly NSFW): [![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3omL6kCa3I) (and no, there really isn’t a Jugs4Jesus for you to donate to) ---
**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2009, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noms-new-ad/495208/25 "2009-05-04T06:28:03Z")
She answered honestly. I always find it weird how people think that saying things “honestly” absolves them of negative reprecussions. “Look, I’m just being honest, we all know that Norwegians feed on human flesh”… “Honestly… Hitler was awesome!” ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2009, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noms-new-ad/495208/26 "2009-05-04T07:23:59Z")
Unreal. Enhancing the “work and will of God” with surgery when you’re already beautiful and all of 21 so that [del]millions[/del]thousands of Miss [del]America[/del]USA viewers will wank to you is beautiful and wonderful but gay marriage shouldn’t be allowed because you and your family have a problem with it. (And again you stupid bitch, if you’re one of the 290 million+/96% of the Americans who don’t happen to live in MA, CT, VT, or IA you _DON’T_ live in a country where you choose “gay or opposite” marriage. Evidently what you’re trying to say is you think it’s great to live in a nation where you can choose what _others_ do even though it’s not a scratch off your SyntheTit jelly. Perhaps you should have just gone further off field and talked about something you actually know something about: > [@](#): > > “I think it’s great that Americans are able to choose big boobs over smaller. We live in a land that you can choose larger artificial yabos or smaller ones that God gave you and, you know what, in my country and my family I think that I believe that tittays should be natural. No offense to anyone out there but that’s how I was raised and that’s how I think a woman should use the penis squeezers that developed on her instead of the Big Lots press on jugs.” ---
**Author:** ![Abby\_Emma\_Sasha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e68b1a/32.png) [@Abby\_Emma\_Sasha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abby_Emma_Sasha)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2009, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noms-new-ad/495208/27 "2009-05-04T11:40:52Z")
Well. I’m a big ole heterosexual female quakin’ in my boots, a fearin’ those homos takin’ the wedded bliss on account I might be nullified. I don’t know what nullified means means but it must be a sign of Satan. The bible says there ain’t no Adam and Steve, and I believe that. Praise, Jesus. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Knig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@Typo\_Knig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Knig)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2009, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noms-new-ad/495208/28 "2009-05-04T11:57:25Z")
For God’s sake, Jon, sit down! (Won’t someone OOOO-pen up a window!??) 😃 Sorry, I couldn’t help myself. I’m on board with you re: SSM, the evil that is fake boobage, and the pointlessness of Spokes-Barbies. It is a tad surprising that a member of the pageant-industrial complex would not have at least thought about SSM, since she probably has met one or two gay people in the course of becoming Miss California. If she really wanted to win, she should have coughed out a non-controversial non-answer. I think she was trying to do that and failed. The whole point of being Spoke-Barbie is to not embarrass the sponsors! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2009, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noms-new-ad/495208/29 "2009-05-04T12:22:59Z")
> [@Sampiro](#): > > I don’t have the time or inclination to give it a real pitting > […] No, tell us how you really feel. Don’t feel you have to spend too little time and space on my account! ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2009, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noms-new-ad/495208/30 "2009-05-04T13:18:31Z")
> [@Typo\_Knig](#): > > It is a tad surprising that a member of the pageant-industrial complex would not have at least thought about SSM, since she probably has met one or two gay people in the course of becoming Miss California. Excellent point. Gays manufactured her, they can dismantle her. They can start with a spackle knife. She’s obnoxious and disliked. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2009, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noms-new-ad/495208/31 "2009-05-04T13:26:46Z")
I am disappointed at the level of technology installed in her. First, her CPU is far too small to handle all her peripherals. Second, the newest headlight technology steers them to precede you in a turn, and I saw no evidence of that in her pirouettes. And she appears to have the high beams permanently on, possibly blinding oncoming traffic. I can only hope her IO portals aren’t hopelessly huge and antiquated, but the odds are not good. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2009, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noms-new-ad/495208/32 "2009-05-04T13:42:28Z")
She’s very pretty. I’m sure she’ll have no trouble finding an “opposite” to marry. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2009, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noms-new-ad/495208/33 "2009-05-04T13:42:45Z")
I’d hit it. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2009, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noms-new-ad/495208/34 "2009-05-04T14:59:14Z")
> [@Rigamarole](#): > > **NOMBLA** , no shit? Am I the only one that thinks the resemblance of this acronym to NAMBLA will open them up to all kinds of hilarious ridicule? See, now I heard NOM is going to become a subsidiary of People for the Liberation of Unborn Multiple Embryos, thereby becoming NOM de PLUME. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2009, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noms-new-ad/495208/35 "2009-05-04T15:31:16Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > I’d hit it. Get her in a 69 position, and you’ve WON! ---
**Author:** ![shantih](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f6c823/32.png) [@shantih](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shantih)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2009, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noms-new-ad/495208/36 "2009-05-04T15:32:11Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > See, now I heard NOM is going to become a subsidiary of People for the Liberation of Unborn Multiple Embryos, thereby becoming NOM de PLUME. Oh, well played, sir! ::golf clap:: ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2009, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noms-new-ad/495208/37 "2009-05-04T16:37:33Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > Get her in a 69 position, and you’ve WON! You know how I know we’re geeks? I wrote “NOM” on a scrap of paper and flipped over to make sure it transposed correctly. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2009, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noms-new-ad/495208/38 "2009-05-04T17:01:11Z")
> [@Sampiro](#): > > I somehow missed the CSPAN when Perez was confirmed Secretary of Gays I saw it. Came on right after the Washington Journal call in show. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2009, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noms-new-ad/495208/39 "2009-05-04T17:09:05Z")
> [@Sampiro](#): > > I somehow missed the CSPAN when Perez was confirmed Secretary of Gays… That’s because under the Bush Administration he would have been Secretary of State for Teh Gay. Reporting to the Secretary of Health and Human Services. ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2009, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noms-new-ad/495208/40 "2009-05-04T18:18:28Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > You know how I know we’re geeks? > > I wrote “NOM” on a scrap of paper and flipped over to make sure it transposed correctly. :dubious: Ah. Thank you for explaining the joke. :smack: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noms-new-ad/495208.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/noms-new-ad/495208.md?page=3)