# Non-Americans and God? Americans and God **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 27, 2002, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-americans-and-god-americans-and-god/139025 "2002-11-27T03:31:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Celyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@Celyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celyn)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2002, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-americans-and-god-americans-and-god/139025/61 "2002-11-28T02:21:00Z")
Oh, God is a bit of a nutter, then, methinks. And does he/she/it they also like all those inches and ells and so on? SIgn me up for a religion-free cuntry now! :):)🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2002, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-americans-and-god-americans-and-god/139025/62 "2002-11-28T03:45:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by blessedwolf \* > \*\*OK, I’m in. But I get to be President and First Tiger! \*\* Hmmm…okay. Because I’m Empress Guinastasia Alexandra Victoria Elisabeta I. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2002, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-americans-and-god-americans-and-god/139025/63 "2002-11-28T03:46:49Z")
Chocolate is our national food. And yes, by all MEANS root for the Steelers. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2002, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-americans-and-god-americans-and-god/139025/64 "2002-11-28T05:21:56Z")
Can I join if I promise not to stare at your boobs all day long?😃 [sub]Anyone else, re: the OP, reminded of taggert?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![The\_Raven\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@The\_Raven\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Raven_1)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-americans-and-god-americans-and-god/139025/65 "2002-12-02T20:27:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BZ00000 \* > \*\*America is the only shining beacon of freedom and hope to the world. I could understand the attitude of some of you if you weren’t Americans but you are. When you say America isn’t the best country or God’s true example to the rest of the world you are destroying something great. Please don’t knock this land we love. Would you want to live in country were you not free to do as you want without government interference? No, well let me tell you something there is no other country to live. \*\* Lowtax? Is that you? 😉 -Rav ---
**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-americans-and-god-americans-and-god/139025/66 "2002-12-02T20:39:49Z")
Wow, man. I actually SAW him get banned. He was a member reading page one; I get to page two and it’s off with his head! [sub]I feel so special.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Muad\_Dib](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@Muad\_Dib](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muad_Dib)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-americans-and-god-americans-and-god/139025/67 "2002-12-02T20:51:20Z")
Now the real question is, do you think he was a one-joke-pony, or just an idiot who ment every thing that he posted? ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-americans-and-god-americans-and-god/139025/68 "2002-12-02T20:57:24Z")
Pony. He had flashes of rational writing when called on things. ---
**Author:** ![Swampwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@Swampwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swampwolf)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-americans-and-god-americans-and-god/139025/69 "2002-12-02T20:58:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Muad’Dib \* > \*\*Now the real question is, do you think he was a one-joke-pony, or just an idiot who ment every thing that he posted? \*\* Now, now–let’s be fair. He had at least four tricks. Of course, that doesn’t mean he **wasn’t** an idiot who meant everything he posted… ---
**Author:** ![Eats\_Crayons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-americans-and-god-americans-and-god/139025/70 "2002-12-02T20:59:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BZ00000 \* > \*\*America is the only shining beacon of freedom and hope to the world. \*\* Oo, shiny!.. I like shiny… Pretty, pretty beacon of freedom. ---
**Author:** ![Eats\_Crayons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-americans-and-god-americans-and-god/139025/71 "2002-12-02T21:05:31Z")
Omigosh! I just remembered! I have dual citizenship! I am now in existential crisis. God hates me! God loves only me! Ack! What can I do??? I hereby appeal to the Guinastasian Empire to grant me asylum. But only if you have a comprehensive health care program and a pretty flag. (A pretty _shiny_ flag!) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-americans-and-god-americans-and-god/139025.md?page=3)