# Non-English-Speaking Dopers: What Are Your Languages Euphemisms for Masturbation?

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In English, we have plenty of euphemisms for this sinful & shameful act :dubious: . Some of my favorites:

_Rubbing one out  
Flogging the bishop  
Choking the chicken  
Spanking the monkey  
Bomping the baloney  
Petting the one-eyed snake  
Slapping the salami_

What are some in your language (with translations, please)?