# Non-Human characters you'd date **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 30, 2006, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-human-characters-youd-date/370763 "2006-08-30T06:29:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2006, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-human-characters-youd-date/370763/61 "2006-08-31T18:26:11Z")
[QUOTE=Skald the Rhymer] Well, she’s going to be middle aged by her fourth birthday and elderly by 6, so maybe not so long. [/QUOTE] Yeah well by the time she’s two I’ll prolly be sick of her anyway 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2006, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-human-characters-youd-date/370763/62 "2006-08-31T18:54:44Z")
Piers Anthony’s Sheen from [the Apprentice Adept series](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apprentice_Adept#Blue_Adept) . Sailboat ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2006, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-human-characters-youd-date/370763/63 "2006-08-31T19:12:32Z")
Friday is most certainly human. It was made a point of in the book, as when Georges told her “it takes a human mother to bear a human baby, don’t ever forget that” ---
**Author:** ![Ronald\_C.Semone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cc9497/32.png) [@Ronald\_C.Semone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ronald_C.Semone)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2006, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-human-characters-youd-date/370763/64 "2006-08-31T20:44:21Z")
Tinker Bell from Walt Disney’s “Peter Pan.” I would have said Miss Piggy, but she is so far above me that I wouldn’t waste my time trying. ---
**Author:** ![Sassy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@Sassy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sassy)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-human-characters-youd-date/370763/65 "2006-09-01T02:22:51Z")
Londo Mollari ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-human-characters-youd-date/370763/66 "2006-09-01T03:07:50Z")
[QUOTE=Sassy] Londo Mollari [/QUOTE] Watch out for those…“attributes.” ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-human-characters-youd-date/370763/67 "2006-09-01T03:13:36Z")
[QUOTE=Evil Captor] Well, that last link sure as hell didn’t work. Lemme try it again Frank Cho’s vision of Dejah Thoris, Princess of Mars, not safe for work: [http://www.comicartcommunity.com/NOTSAFEFORWUSSIESgallery/details.php?image\_id=15111&sessionid=1cc7de87](http://www.comicartcommunity.com/NOTSAFEFORWUSSIESgallery/details.php?image_id=15111&sessionid=1cc7de87) [/QUOTE] Nope. Still no DT. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-human-characters-youd-date/370763/68 "2006-09-01T03:14:46Z")
[QUOTE=Lobelia Overhill] Richard B. Riddick [/QUOTE] Isn’t he human? ---
**Author:** ![Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/bc8723/32.png) [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unauthorized_Cinnamon)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-human-characters-youd-date/370763/69 "2006-09-01T03:17:19Z")
[QUOTE=dangermom] Teal’c, duh. I can’t believe I’m the first person to say Teal’c. [/QUOTE] Not the first to think it though - I got distracted this morning and didn’t get around to posting it. In addition to the pure mmmmm-hmmmmm factor, the pillow talk would be hilarious. I don’t know if this counts, but I’m actually a bit disturbed at how much I r\*eally like \* to watch the portion of \*Shrek II \* where Shrek’s turned human. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-human-characters-youd-date/370763/70 "2006-09-01T03:17:33Z")
[QUOTE=Biffy the Elephant Shrew] Watch out for those…“attributes.” [/QUOTE] [Indeed.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=378711) ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-human-characters-youd-date/370763/71 "2006-09-01T06:06:24Z")
Y’know, I almost said “Omaha the Cat Dancer,” but after a moment’s thought, I don’t really think she’d be the kind of gal I’d really want to date. Kind of irritating, really. Not to mention I get the feeling that she probably has something…catchy. And I’d rather not spend a “Lifetime with Mercury for an evening with Venus,” if ya know what I mean. (Or would that be an “evening with Sekhmet?”) ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-human-characters-youd-date/370763/72 "2006-09-01T09:20:07Z")
Galadriel ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-human-characters-youd-date/370763/73 "2006-09-01T12:34:04Z")
[QUOTE=Dr. Rieux] Galadriel [/QUOTE] Let’s see…she’s about 20000 years old and possessed of both ageless beauty and ageless wisdom gained through terrible suffering and sin. Sorry, can’t say I’d hit that. ---
**Author:** ![Sassy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@Sassy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sassy)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-human-characters-youd-date/370763/74 "2006-09-01T14:55:36Z")
[QUOTE=Biffy the Elephant Shrew] Watch out for those…“attributes.” [/QUOTE] I just want to mess up his hair 😃 ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-human-characters-youd-date/370763/75 "2006-09-01T14:58:27Z")
[QUOTE=Unauthorized Cinnamon] Not the first to think it though - I got distracted this morning and didn’t get around to posting it. In addition to the pure mmmmm-hmmmmm factor, the pillow talk would be hilarious. [/QUOTE] “After sexual relations it is Terran custom to converse with one’s cushions?” ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-human-characters-youd-date/370763/76 "2006-09-01T15:02:03Z")
Starfire, if 18+ Either the comics or TV version, take your choice. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-human-characters-youd-date/370763/77 "2006-09-01T15:03:05Z")
And, while we’re at it, Mira, of _Buzz Lightyear_. ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-human-characters-youd-date/370763/78 "2006-09-01T15:03:25Z")
[QUOTE=Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor] Starfire, if 18+ Either the comics or TV version, take your choice. [/QUOTE] The cartoon version would have a tendency to scream out “Vulnig my blin blan!” and such. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-human-characters-youd-date/370763/79 "2006-09-01T15:07:39Z")
[QUOTE=DocCathode] The cartoon version would have a tendency to scream out “Vulnig my blin blan!” and such. [/QUOTE] Interesting. Don’t _your_ dates scream that? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-human-characters-youd-date/370763/80 "2006-09-01T15:16:05Z")
[QUOTE=MaxTheVool] **Jadzia Dax** [/QUOTE] I came here to say that. “Oooh, baby, do those spots go all the way down?” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-human-characters-youd-date/370763.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-human-characters-youd-date/370763.md?page=5)