# Non-Human characters you'd date **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 30, 2006, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-human-characters-youd-date/370763 "2006-08-30T06:29:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-human-characters-youd-date/370763/81 "2006-09-01T15:35:59Z")
[QUOTE=DesertDog] I came here to say that. “Oooh, baby, do those spots go all the way down?” [/QUOTE] You can say that about Ms. Diggers, too. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:GoldDigger1.jpg](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:GoldDigger1.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-human-characters-youd-date/370763/82 "2006-09-01T16:18:23Z")
[QUOTE=BrainGlutton] > [@](#): > > Originally Posted by Lobelia Overhill > Richard B. Riddick Isn’t he human? [/QUOTE] Riddick is a [Furyan](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Furyan). ---
**Author:** ![ralph124c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8797f3/32.png) [@ralph124c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ralph124c)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-human-characters-youd-date/370763/83 "2006-09-01T16:32:50Z")
YODA! Those sexy ears! ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-human-characters-youd-date/370763/84 "2006-09-01T18:33:00Z")
Romana #2, the ever-lovely Lalla Ward. ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-human-characters-youd-date/370763/85 "2006-09-01T18:36:25Z")
[QUOTE=ralph124c] YODA! Those sexy ears! [/QUOTE] Serious, I sense you are not. Also, the thread title DATE says. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-human-characters-youd-date/370763/86 "2006-09-01T18:43:20Z")
Can it be an altered human? Because I always kind of had a thing for The Thing. And juding from the flutter when AI came out, many folks here enjoyed Jude Law’s robot sex worker character. ---
**Author:** ![choie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/choie/32/7829_2.png) [@choie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/choie)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-human-characters-youd-date/370763/87 "2006-09-01T20:05:22Z")
[QUOTE=Nightingale] I opened this thread specifically so I could mention Justin, from _Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of Nihm_, and I see that not one but TWO posters already beat me too it. Darn, On the other hand, I now feel slightly less weird for having a crush on a rat. [/QUOTE] That makes four of us. Justin … yum. I know I’ve mentioned this before in an “embarrassing crushes” thread, but I’ll also add the Disney animated “Robin Hood” fox voiced by Brian Bedford. But the real reason I’m responding in this thread is to acknowledge at long last my passion for _Harry Potter_’s professor-_cum_-werewolf, Remus Lupin. Gentle yet dangerous, confident yet tortured, powerful yet vulnerable. What a combination! Love him in the books, lust for him in the filmed _Prisoner of Azkaban_. Never thought I’d find David Thewlis a sex object, but dang if those 1940s clothes and his quietly intense performance didn’t make me melt. ---
**Author:** ![LawMonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@LawMonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LawMonkey)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-human-characters-youd-date/370763/88 "2006-09-01T20:26:05Z")
All this talk about Justin and no one’s noticed Miz Briz (or Friz, if you prefer the book) herself? Guess I’m the only guy who knows how to appreciate a strong woman. (For the record, Justin is definitely on my list as well, and I suspect Brutus might be interesting, if you could ever catch him off duty. And if he didn’t kill you first.) ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-human-characters-youd-date/370763/89 "2006-09-01T20:37:43Z")
[QUOTE=Lemur Catta] All this talk about Justin and no one’s noticed Miz Briz (or Friz, if you prefer the book) herself? Guess I’m the only guy who knows how to appreciate a strong woman. [/QUOTE] Hey, Druscilla killed a Slayer singlehanded. That’s one strong woman. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-human-characters-youd-date/370763/90 "2006-09-01T20:45:59Z")
[QUOTE=BrainGlutton] Nope. Still no DT. [/QUOTE] OK, I’ll see if this works: Once again NSFW by our new improved standards [http://pweb.jps.net/~tgangale/NOTSAFEFORWUSSIESmars/gallery/index.htm](http://pweb.jps.net/~tgangale/NOTSAFEFORWUSSIESmars/gallery/index.htm) ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-human-characters-youd-date/370763/91 "2006-09-01T20:49:54Z")
OK, the link works, but for some reason Deejah doesnt show. But if you’ll scroll down the listing of links on the left hand side of the screen, you’ll soon see one labelled “Frank Cho’s Dejah Thoris” and she’ll pop up onscreen. If you click on her image, it’ll direct you to Frank Cho’s home page, where there’s a very nice model of Dejah Thoris to be seen. Also very NSFW. ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Purl\_McKnittington](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@Miss\_Purl\_McKnittington](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Purl_McKnittington)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-human-characters-youd-date/370763/92 "2006-09-01T21:05:50Z")
[QUOTE=Kythereia] Also, Mr. Tumnus in his current movie-incarnation. It’s probably just James McAvoy, but… [/QUOTE] You are not alone. Oh, Mr. McAvoy! I’ve never found myself particularly attracted to goat-like ears before, but there is an urge to whisper sweet-nothings into his. [QUOTE=OneCentStamp] Smurfette. Jabba the Hutt. Treebeard. [/QUOTE] You’re an interesting guy, **OneCentStamp**. Very interesting. Although Treebeard would probably be an excellent dinner companion. ---
**Author:** ![x\_lenia\_x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/5daacb/32.png) [@x\_lenia\_x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/x_lenia_x)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-human-characters-youd-date/370763/93 "2006-09-01T21:12:19Z")
jessica rabbit and erm… _blushes_ the teenage mutant hero turtles - i hada crush on them when i was a kid… (ok ok, i still do) ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-human-characters-youd-date/370763/94 "2006-09-01T21:22:32Z")
[QUOTE=Lemur Catta] All this talk about Justin and no one’s noticed Miz Briz (or Friz, if you prefer the book) herself? Guess I’m the only guy who knows how to appreciate a strong woman. [/QUOTE] Well…I was going to, but I was worried people’d think I was _too_ much of a deviant. Since that alone’s not going to do it… I think she was my first crush, as a child. There, how’s _that_ for freaky? ---
**Author:** ![Jake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jake)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-human-characters-youd-date/370763/95 "2006-09-01T21:27:53Z")
For me, Lelia from _Futureama_ And, of course, Tinkerbelle! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-human-characters-youd-date/370763/96 "2006-09-01T21:40:07Z")
[QUOTE=Ranchoth] Y’know, I almost said “Omaha the Cat Dancer,” but after a moment’s thought, I don’t really think she’d be the kind of gal I’d really want to date. Kind of irritating, really. Not to mention I get the feeling that she probably has something…catchy. And I’d rather not spend a “Lifetime with Mercury for an evening with Venus,” if ya know what I mean. (Or would that be an “evening with Sekhmet?”) [/QUOTE] I’m not getting that. Irritating? **Chuck** is irritating. Omaha is usually sweet and will put up with things many females wouldn’t. And IIRC, she slept with only two men throughout the whole series. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-human-characters-youd-date/370763/97 "2006-09-01T21:47:54Z")
[QUOTE=MaxTheVool] **Jadzia Dax** [/QUOTE] Meh. Ezri for me. I like the petite look. ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2006, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-human-characters-youd-date/370763/98 "2006-09-02T01:58:13Z")
[QUOTE=BrainGlutton] I’m not getting that. Irritating? **Chuck** is irritating. Omaha is usually sweet and will put up with things many females wouldn’t. And IIRC, she slept with only two men throughout the whole series. [/QUOTE] “Irritating” is, admittedly, a subjective term, when personality is concerned. And depending on lifestyle and the time period, even sleeping with only two men tends to raise some alarm bells. ---
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2006, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-human-characters-youd-date/370763/99 "2006-09-03T01:49:08Z")
Late to the party, but that ‘Cat’ woman on Power Rangers S.P.D.'s my kinda kinky. ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2006, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-human-characters-youd-date/370763/100 "2006-09-03T02:16:18Z")
[QUOTE=DocCathode] Serious, I sense you are not. Also, the thread title DATE says. [/QUOTE] Indeed, I think dating all Yoda is able to do. When 900 years old you reach, much Viagra you would need. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-human-characters-youd-date/370763.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-human-characters-youd-date/370763.md?page=6)