# Non-PC songs

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-pc-songs/472820>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [November 15, 2008, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-pc-songs/472820 "2008-11-15T05:09:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2018, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-pc-songs/472820/62 "2018-04-13T18:14:30Z")

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The original first verse of Cole Porter’s “Let’s Do It”:

_Chinks do it, Japs do it  
Upper Lapland little Lapps do it  
Let’s do it, let’s fall in love_

Later changed to “Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it…”

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**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2018, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-pc-songs/472820/63 "2018-04-13T18:28:34Z")

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> [@Chefguy](#):
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> Has [Big Bad Bruce](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UH6GaZzNX8U) been mentioned? It was a parody of _Big Bad John_, but, you know, gay.

In a similar vein, “[C. B. Savage](http://www.lyricsfreak.com/r/rod+hart/cb+savage_20848923.html),” which came out shortly after “Convoy” topped the charts and featured a gay trucker.

Also Weird Al’s “[Truck Drivin’ Song](https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/weirdalyankovic/truckdrivinsong.html).”

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2018, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-pc-songs/472820/64 "2018-04-13T18:50:55Z")

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> [@Enright3](#):
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> Heh… I came in here to add “Just about any song from David Allen Coe.”

Yep, that’s what I thought of, too. When I was in high school somebody gave me an _n_th generation cassette of [this](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underground_Album). (Or at least it was claimed to be the underground album. It may have been [this](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nothing_Sacred_(David_Allan_Coe_album)) one instead, because the only song I remember from it is the [_Three Biggest Lies_](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLggFs8i8Eg). Could have been both albums on one tape.)

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2018, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-pc-songs/472820/65 "2018-04-13T18:58:36Z")

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> [@C.Montgomery\_Burns](#):
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> “All Coons Look Alike To Me”

That one caught my eye a few months back via seeing [the artwork](https://www.google.com/search?q=All+Coons+Look+Alike+To+Me&client=firefox-b-1&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiCvqu89rfaAhWG6YMKHexJB_4Q_AUICigB&biw=1056&bih=509) for it in an unrelated Google Images search. Found [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yl5Xc8_zySg) wax cylinder recording on YouTube.

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2018, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-pc-songs/472820/66 "2018-04-13T19:06:46Z")

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Oh, and triple-posting, but how about the song [_Little Girls_](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA) by Oingo Boingo, which celebrates pedophilia?

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**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2018, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-pc-songs/472820/67 "2018-04-13T19:39:09Z")

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> [@control-z](#):
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> A joke song, but “Stuart” by The Dead Milkmen:

Yeah, it’s not PC but, as you stated, it’s a joke song performed from the perspective of a bigoted conspiracy-monger so it deserves a pass.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2018, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-pc-songs/472820/68 "2018-04-13T20:01:44Z")

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When I was a kid, a friend of mine’s old Norwegian grandfather had a gold mine in Alaska. We used to go up there and goof around. Grandpa had an old Edison Victrola that played cylinders. One of them was a song called “Hey Wop!” Some lyrics:

“Hey Wop! Get up, get up, it’s seven o’clock!  
Hey Wop! Get up and go down to the barber shop!”

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**Author:** ![Steophan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steophan/32/9595_2.png) [@Steophan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steophan)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2018, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-pc-songs/472820/69 "2018-04-13T20:04:44Z")

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> [@Enright3](#):
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> Heh… I came in here to add “Just about any song from David Allen Coe.”
> 
> To quote from this [NYT article](https://www.nytimes.com/2000/09/04/arts/songwriter-s-racist-songs-from-1980-s-haunt-him.html):  
> _“In the early 80’s the outlaw country singer David Allan Coe released very small quantities of two underground albums of songs that are among the most racist, misogynist, homophobic and obscene songs recorded by a popular songwriter.”_

Hardly homophobic…

[“Hey, Fuck Anita Bryant  
Who the Hell is she  
Telling all them faggots  
That they can’t be free  
Throw that bitch in prison  
then maybe she’ll see  
just how much them goddamned homosexuals mean to me”](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBe2Bq4jYPA)

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**Author:** ![casdave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c6cbf5/32.png) [@casdave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/casdave)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2018, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-pc-songs/472820/70 "2018-04-13T20:13:11Z")

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I got a woman - Ray Charles

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**Author:** ![Dale\_Sams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/779978/32.png) [@Dale\_Sams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dale_Sams)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2018, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-pc-songs/472820/71 "2018-04-14T02:50:46Z")

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> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
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> Oh, and triple-posting, but how about the song [_Little Girls_](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA) by Oingo Boingo, which celebrates pedophilia?

Thats inaccurate. Its more about going out with a girl thats way too young for you.

And yes im aware of the video

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**Author:** ![Lamoral](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lamoral/32/16078_2.png) [@Lamoral](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamoral)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2018, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-pc-songs/472820/72 "2018-04-14T05:36:58Z")

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> [@cochrane](#):
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> I’d say that “Rock and Roll Part 2” has become non-PC since Gary Glitter’s child-sex conviction. Not because of it’s content (it’s an instrumental, after all). But since Glitter’s conviction, the NFL has requested that teams no longer play it in the stadiums and other professional teams and some college teams no longer play it.

Penn State definitely still plays it.

(I’ll be here all week.)

On a more pertinent note, back in the bad old days before I had Sirius, I used to hear the Dire Straits’ _Money For Nothing_ on terrestrial radio with the line about “the little faggot with the earring and the makeup” bleeped out. Not literally bleeped, I don’t think that’s actually a thing with songs, only spoken dialog - more like a dead space of silence where the word is supposed to be.

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