# Non-porn movies that sound like they could/should be. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 17, 2018, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-porn-movies-that-sound-like-they-could-should-be/819780 "2018-08-17T13:53:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2018, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-porn-movies-that-sound-like-they-could-should-be/819780/1 "2018-08-17T13:53:49Z")
I was just looking at the DVD collection (not the private one) and noticed that some of the titles looked like they should have been in the private cabinet. In no particular order… The Magic Flute Fun With Dick and Jane Black Snake Moan Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang Inside Man Free Willy Fire Down Below I’m sure there are hundreds more, so what’s in your collection? Note: The movie doesn’t actually have to be in your collection for submission… ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2018, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-porn-movies-that-sound-like-they-could-should-be/819780/2 "2018-08-17T14:13:46Z")
Igby Goes Down Up! Pretty in Pink Shaft! Dick The Harder They Come Snatch Freddy Got Fingered ---
**Author:** ![bibliophage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bibliophage/32/7615_2.png) [@bibliophage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophage)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2018, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-porn-movies-that-sound-like-they-could-should-be/819780/3 "2018-08-17T14:17:49Z")
Octopussy. The Russians are Coming, The Russians are Coming! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2018, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-porn-movies-that-sound-like-they-could-should-be/819780/4 "2018-08-17T14:30:16Z")
Quigley Down Under ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2018, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-porn-movies-that-sound-like-they-could-should-be/819780/5 "2018-08-17T14:33:16Z")
Naked Skin In & Out Up Chitty Chitty Bang Bang A Man Called Horse Dark Passage Die Hard (starring David Carradine & Michael Hutchence) Come Fill The Cup (banned in 73 countries) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2018, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-porn-movies-that-sound-like-they-could-should-be/819780/6 "2018-08-17T14:45:14Z")
xXx ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2018, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-porn-movies-that-sound-like-they-could-should-be/819780/7 "2018-08-17T14:45:32Z")
The Abyss. ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2018, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-porn-movies-that-sound-like-they-could-should-be/819780/8 "2018-08-17T14:48:09Z")
near misses: Cocktale Moaner Lisa Monster Balls ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2018, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-porn-movies-that-sound-like-they-could-should-be/819780/9 "2018-08-17T15:02:35Z")
Pee Wee’s Big Adventure ---
**Author:** ![cgg419](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cgg419/32/2847_2.png) [@cgg419](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cgg419)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2018, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-porn-movies-that-sound-like-they-could-should-be/819780/10 "2018-08-17T15:03:10Z")
Zack and Miri Make A Porno? ---
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2018, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-porn-movies-that-sound-like-they-could-should-be/819780/11 "2018-08-17T15:35:43Z")
Deep Impact ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2018, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-porn-movies-that-sound-like-they-could-should-be/819780/12 "2018-08-17T15:40:26Z")
Moana ---
**Author:** ![Teuton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/teuton/32/3864_2.png) [@Teuton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Teuton)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2018, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-porn-movies-that-sound-like-they-could-should-be/819780/13 "2018-08-17T15:43:16Z")
In the late 80s, my grandad went out to rent a video for us to watch as a family, and came back with “Batteries Not Included”, and my Nan made him take it back and get another one because she thought it was porn. ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2018, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-porn-movies-that-sound-like-they-could-should-be/819780/14 "2018-08-17T16:27:05Z")
I just remembered this one… A Good Old Fashioned Orgy (2011) and maybe, Zombie Strippers. What we do in the Dark. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2018, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-porn-movies-that-sound-like-they-could-should-be/819780/15 "2018-08-17T16:32:59Z")
Babes in Toyland. ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2018, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-porn-movies-that-sound-like-they-could-should-be/819780/16 "2018-08-17T16:42:51Z")
Naked Lunch. ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2018, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-porn-movies-that-sound-like-they-could-should-be/819780/17 "2018-08-17T17:09:25Z")
[_The First Nudie Musical_](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074533/), with Cindy Williams. What, you think Shirley never made pr0n? _Splash_. Some John Waters films: _A Dirty Shame_, _Pecker_ and _Female Trouble_. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2018, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-porn-movies-that-sound-like-they-could-should-be/819780/18 "2018-08-17T17:10:03Z")
\*Jaws Boys Town The French Connection Scream\* ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2018, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-porn-movies-that-sound-like-they-could-should-be/819780/19 "2018-08-17T17:10:16Z")
All The President’s Men ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Tildrum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e95f7d/32.png) [@Tom\_Tildrum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Tildrum)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2018, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-porn-movies-that-sound-like-they-could-should-be/819780/20 "2018-08-17T17:15:12Z")
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