# Non-porn movies that sound like they could/should be.

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 17, 2018, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-porn-movies-that-sound-like-they-could-should-be/819780 "2018-08-17T13:53:49Z")\
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**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2018, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-porn-movies-that-sound-like-they-could-should-be/819780/21 "2018-08-17T17:24:17Z")

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Best Laid Plans

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**Author:** ![Pork\_Rind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pork_rind/32/111_2.png) [@Pork\_Rind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pork_Rind)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2018, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-porn-movies-that-sound-like-they-could-should-be/819780/22 "2018-08-17T17:28:38Z")

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> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#):
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> Naked Lunch.

[Obligatory Simpsons reference.](https://youtu.be/9sL102pyaLg)

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2018, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-porn-movies-that-sound-like-they-could-should-be/819780/23 "2018-08-17T17:29:44Z")

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> [@Tom\_Tildrum](#):
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> Driving Miss Daisy

That’s not a porno? 😕

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2018, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-porn-movies-that-sound-like-they-could-should-be/819780/24 "2018-08-17T17:30:25Z")

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> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#):
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> Naked Lunch.

Nelson Muntz: I can think of at least two things wrong with that title.

ninja-ed!

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**Author:** ![LightWithoutHeattttttttttttttt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc8723/32.png) [@LightWithoutHeattttttttttttttt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LightWithoutHeattttttttttttttt)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2018, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-porn-movies-that-sound-like-they-could-should-be/819780/25 "2018-08-17T17:37:16Z")

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Pacific Rim

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**Author:** ![sciurophobic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cab0a1/32.png) [@sciurophobic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sciurophobic)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2018, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-porn-movies-that-sound-like-they-could-should-be/819780/26 "2018-08-17T17:38:09Z")

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Inside Daisy Clover

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2018, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-porn-movies-that-sound-like-they-could-should-be/819780/27 "2018-08-17T17:46:17Z")

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Comin’ At Ya!  
Splash  
Clive Barker’s Midnight Meat Train  
Back Door to Hell  
In Too Deep  
Eating Raoul  
Twin Peaks  
Stroker Ace

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2018, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-porn-movies-that-sound-like-they-could-should-be/819780/28 "2018-08-17T17:50:58Z")

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Close Encounters Of the Third Kind  
When Harry Met Sally

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2018, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-porn-movies-that-sound-like-they-could-should-be/819780/29 "2018-08-17T17:53:59Z")

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> [@sciurophobic](#):
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> Inside Daisy Clover

Inside Man  
Inside Llewyn Davis  
The Killer Inside Me

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**Author:** ![Doyle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doyle/32/439_2.png) [@Doyle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doyle)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2018, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-porn-movies-that-sound-like-they-could-should-be/819780/30 "2018-08-17T17:59:37Z")

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The Dirty Dozen  
Jaws  
Dirty Harry

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**Author:** ![snowthx](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowthx/32/10660_2.png) [@snowthx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snowthx)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2018, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-porn-movies-that-sound-like-they-could-should-be/819780/31 "2018-08-17T18:10:16Z")

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Goldmember  
The Big Lebowski  
Top Gun  
The Thing  
Man of Steel  
The Agony and the Ecstacy  
The Good Catholic

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**Author:** ![Barkis\_is\_Willin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a183cd/32.png) [@Barkis\_is\_Willin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barkis_is_Willin)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2018, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-porn-movies-that-sound-like-they-could-should-be/819780/32 "2018-08-17T18:11:39Z")

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Winter’s Bone

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2018, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-porn-movies-that-sound-like-they-could-should-be/819780/33 "2018-08-17T18:37:20Z")

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Goin’ South  
Backdoor

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**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2018, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-porn-movies-that-sound-like-they-could-should-be/819780/34 "2018-08-17T20:23:41Z")

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Southern Comfort  
Rollerball  
Sin City

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**Post date:** [August 17, 2018, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-porn-movies-that-sound-like-they-could-should-be/819780/35 "2018-08-17T21:02:32Z")

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A Bigger Splash (2015)  
A Shot In The Dark (1964)  
Back and Forth (1969)  
Hard Eight (1996)  
Riding Giants (2004)  
River’s Edge (1986)  
Taste Of Cherry (1997)  
The Hired Hand (1971)  
The Shooting Party (1985)

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**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2018, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-porn-movies-that-sound-like-they-could-should-be/819780/36 "2018-08-17T21:41:03Z")

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> [@ftg](#):
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> [_The First Nudie Musical_](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074533/), with Cindy Williams. What, you think Shirley never made pr0n?

Just checked the IMDB on that. It’s banned in New Zealand…

Adding to the list now

The Dirty Dozen  
The Fast and the Furious  
Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure

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**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2018, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-porn-movies-that-sound-like-they-could-should-be/819780/37 "2018-08-17T22:24:24Z")

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South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut.

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**Post date:** [August 17, 2018, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-porn-movies-that-sound-like-they-could-should-be/819780/38 "2018-08-17T22:31:12Z")

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The Virgin Spring.  
Hard Candy.  
The Black Cat.  
Enter the Void.  
The Black Hole.  
The Black Stallion.

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**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2018, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-porn-movies-that-sound-like-they-could-should-be/819780/39 "2018-08-17T22:48:21Z")

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Mouth of Hell.

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**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2018, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-porn-movies-that-sound-like-they-could-should-be/819780/40 "2018-08-18T14:03:53Z")

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_Heathers_  
_Girl Interrupted_ (There’s a whole genre of …)

Some “weird sister” themed ones:  
_Stepsister from Planet Weird_ (A Disney movie. Tut-tut.)  
_Wyrd Sisters_ (The movie adaptation. Sorry Pterry.)  
_The Three Weird Sisters_ (1948, no the Internet didn’t invent porn. ;))

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