# Non-porn movies that sound like they could/should be. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 17, 2018, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-porn-movies-that-sound-like-they-could-should-be/819780 "2018-08-17T13:53:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2018, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-porn-movies-that-sound-like-they-could-should-be/819780/41 "2018-08-18T14:14:30Z")
Super 8 Love Comes Softly The Hollow Lights Out ---
**Author:** ![bibliophage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bibliophage/32/7615_2.png) [@bibliophage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophage)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2018, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-porn-movies-that-sound-like-they-could-should-be/819780/42 "2018-08-18T14:24:53Z")
The Big Red One. ---
**Author:** ![DavidwithanR](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@DavidwithanR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidwithanR)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2018, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-porn-movies-that-sound-like-they-could-should-be/819780/43 "2018-08-18T15:12:26Z")
If you think long & hard ;), then just about any name of any movie seems suspicious. Sometimes for several competing reasons. ---
**Author:** ![DigitalC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ebca7d/32.png) [@DigitalC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalC)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2018, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-porn-movies-that-sound-like-they-could-should-be/819780/44 "2018-08-18T15:21:53Z")
Three men and a little lady ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2018, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-porn-movies-that-sound-like-they-could-should-be/819780/45 "2018-08-18T16:07:29Z")
James Bond (or Bondage) would be a great name for an S & M film star. ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2018, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-porn-movies-that-sound-like-they-could-should-be/819780/46 "2018-08-18T17:25:17Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut. That one wasn’t an accident. They knew exactly what they were doing. 😛 Let’s never forget the classic, Earth Girls Are Easy (1988) ---
**Author:** ![DavidwithanR](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@DavidwithanR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidwithanR)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2018, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-porn-movies-that-sound-like-they-could-should-be/819780/47 "2018-08-18T17:36:41Z")
Star Wars On Golden Pond Toy Story Truly Madly Deeply Little Women The Great Dictator ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2018, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-porn-movies-that-sound-like-they-could-should-be/819780/48 "2018-08-18T18:29:24Z")
> [@DavidwithanR](#): > > On Golden Pond Nice. I’m depraved enough to get this one, but… > [@DavidwithanR](#): > > Star Wars ? ---
**Author:** ![DavidwithanR](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@DavidwithanR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidwithanR)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2018, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-porn-movies-that-sound-like-they-could-should-be/819780/49 "2018-08-18T18:34:24Z")
> [@Riemann](#): > > Nice. I’m depraved enough to get this one, but… > > [Star Wars] ? > > ? Yeah, porn stars. Measuring the size of their… accomplishments. 🙂 And so on. ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2018, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-porn-movies-that-sound-like-they-could-should-be/819780/50 "2018-08-18T22:01:49Z")
I keep thinking the name of that George C. Scott film about him tracking down his porno daughter is called the afore-mentioned _Super 8_. But it’s _Hardcore_. A little spot on. Going down the list of his films we find: _The Whipping Boy, Brute Force, Descending Angel, The Rescuers Down Under, Pals, Choices, Crossed Swords, Beauty and the Beast, The Savage Is Loose, Bank Shot, Oklahoma Crude, They Might Be Giants, This Savage Land, The Flim-Flam Man, Not with My Wife, You Don’t!, The Hustler_. Quite a few sound like gay porn. Plus appearances in the TV series _Naked City_ and _Golden Showcase_. ---
**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2018, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-porn-movies-that-sound-like-they-could-should-be/819780/51 "2018-08-18T22:51:01Z")
Blow Hancock I am Number Four The Professional The Amateur The Natural Pretty in Pink Toy Story Up! ---
**Author:** ![DavidwithanR](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@DavidwithanR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidwithanR)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2018, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-porn-movies-that-sound-like-they-could-should-be/819780/52 "2018-08-18T23:34:18Z")
All of the “Oh God” titles (The concept of an aging George Burns in a porn flick…) 🙂 Just about every one-word-titled movie ever, regardless of what the word is, since there’s built-in ambiguity: Gandhi Chicago etc and The Passion of the Christ (which arguably already was and might not need to be remade) ---
**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2018, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-porn-movies-that-sound-like-they-could-should-be/819780/53 "2018-08-19T01:14:15Z")
The Third Man ---
**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2018, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-porn-movies-that-sound-like-they-could-should-be/819780/54 "2018-08-19T01:18:42Z")
Picnic at Hanging Rock Point Blank Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Steamboat Willie Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Driving Miss Daisy ---
**Author:** ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-porn-movies-that-sound-like-they-could-should-be/819780/55 "2018-08-19T18:47:16Z")
Spaceballs Westward Ho Blow Up Dangerous When Wet Dirty Dancing These were designed to be titillating (heh) titles, so they may not count: Can I Do It…'Til I Need Glasses? If You Don’t Stop It…You’ll Go Blind! Wet Hot American Summer ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2018, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-porn-movies-that-sound-like-they-could-should-be/819780/56 "2018-08-19T21:03:33Z")
Going down Marilyn Monroe’s IMDb list (some are duplicates): _Something’s Got to Give The Misfits Let’s Make Love Some Like It Hot The Seven Year Itch Gentlemen Prefer Blondes Monkey Business Don’t Bother to Knock We’re Not Married! Clash by Night Let’s Make It Legal Love Nest As Young as You Feel All About Eve The Fireball Love Happy Ladies of the Chorus Scudda Hoo! Scudda Hay! (???) You Were Meant for Me Dangerous Years_ ---
**Author:** ![Sloe\_Moe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8797f3/32.png) [@Sloe\_Moe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sloe_Moe)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2018, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-porn-movies-that-sound-like-they-could-should-be/819780/57 "2018-08-20T02:34:24Z")
The sex scenes in Van Lustbadder’s “The Ninja” would have been tough to depict on the big screen. As it happens, the movie version was campy as hell. ---
**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2018, 9:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-porn-movies-that-sound-like-they-could-should-be/819780/58 "2018-08-20T09:58:35Z")
> [@Thudlow\_Boink](#): > > Moana Changed to “Vaiana” in Europe due to the name already having been taken by… well, you all can probably guess. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2018, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-porn-movies-that-sound-like-they-could-should-be/819780/59 "2018-08-20T13:30:07Z")
All five of the Beatles’ movies: A Hard Day’s Night Help! Magical Mystery Tour Yellow Submarine Let It Be [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-porn-movies-that-sound-like-they-could-should-be/819780.md?page=2)