# Non Sequitor **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 1, 2005, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-sequitor/315084 "2005-08-01T04:12:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![cainxinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@cainxinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cainxinth)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2005, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-sequitor/315084/1 "2005-08-01T04:12:17Z")
Have you any idea how much sugar free jell-o I’ve been eating? ---
**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2005, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-sequitor/315084/2 "2005-08-01T04:15:36Z")
I like fruit. ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2005, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-sequitor/315084/3 "2005-08-01T04:35:37Z")
Sometimes, a banana is just a banana. Unless you hurl it through your kitchen window. Then it’s a weapon of glass destruction. ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2005, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-sequitor/315084/4 "2005-08-01T04:41:30Z")
Happy August! ---
**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2005, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-sequitor/315084/5 "2005-08-01T05:26:10Z")
Then I told her it was actually Elmer’s Glue. We laughed and laughed. ---
**Author:** ![DataZak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ea666f/32.png) [@DataZak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DataZak)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2005, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-sequitor/315084/6 "2005-08-01T05:31:33Z")
I’ve cheated death quite a few times. ---
**Author:** ![Buckler\_of\_Swashing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Buckler\_of\_Swashing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buckler_of_Swashing)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2005, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-sequitor/315084/7 "2005-08-01T05:34:36Z")
Instant Fish!!! just add salmon ---
**Author:** ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2005, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-sequitor/315084/8 "2005-08-01T05:42:24Z")
Non sequitur. ---
**Author:** ![Typically\_Sunday](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Typically\_Sunday](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typically_Sunday)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2005, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-sequitor/315084/9 "2005-08-01T05:42:53Z")
I enjoy pie. ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2005, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-sequitor/315084/10 "2005-08-01T10:28:40Z")
Then I think its head fell off. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2005, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-sequitor/315084/11 "2005-08-01T10:49:33Z")
Mostly it had the aroma of fresh coffee and the color of a barn. ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2005, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-sequitor/315084/12 "2005-08-01T10:50:13Z")
It’s like walking on a cloud of fresh pork. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2005, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-sequitor/315084/13 "2005-08-01T11:20:23Z")
> [@ParentalAdvisory](#): > > Non sequitur. [In just four days it will be two years old (or young if you count backwards)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=202434) ---
**Author:** ![Diceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Diceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diceman)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2005, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-sequitor/315084/14 "2005-08-01T11:48:34Z")
In ten minutes, it’ll be 8:00, and I’ll have to log off the internet and start working. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2005, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-sequitor/315084/15 "2005-08-01T11:54:43Z")
Only 38 days to go! Woohoo! ---
**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2005, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-sequitor/315084/16 "2005-08-01T12:25:52Z")
Did you talk to what’s-her-name yesterday? You know… Deez nuuuuuts! ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2005, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-sequitor/315084/17 "2005-08-01T12:39:09Z")
I have a zit on my butt. ---
**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2005, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-sequitor/315084/18 "2005-08-01T13:01:35Z")
I’m just glad to have the day off. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2005, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-sequitor/315084/19 "2005-08-01T13:08:11Z")
Many’s the time when little acts of kindness have gotten people killed or thrown from their vehicles. Making sure your seatbelt is fastened is one way to avoid the embarrassment of having kindness backfire and hurt you. Another way is never to leave home. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2005, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-sequitor/315084/20 "2005-08-01T13:50:36Z")
I had a very nice weekend. Rode 100 miles (50 each day) on the ol’ bicycle, and I feel pretty good. Of course, the weather was awfully nice, so that helped. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-sequitor/315084.md?page=2)