# Non Sequitor **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 1, 2005, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-sequitor/315084 "2005-08-01T04:12:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2005, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-sequitor/315084/41 "2005-08-01T19:49:41Z")
Ooh, I have a package arriving in the mail, and I just can’t wait! ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2005, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-sequitor/315084/42 "2005-08-01T19:59:53Z")
I want some nacho cheese and tortilla chips. Leave that alone! That’s nacho cheese! ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2005, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-sequitor/315084/43 "2005-08-01T20:00:07Z")
Are hummingbirds good to eat? If so, what’s the best way to cook them? And how about buzzards? Hummingbird kebabs Buzzard under glass ---
**Author:** ![Indygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Indygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indygrrl)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2005, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-sequitor/315084/44 "2005-08-01T20:08:08Z")
Penguins are the sugar in my lifecoffee. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2005, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-sequitor/315084/45 "2005-08-01T20:41:56Z")
The color blue speaks with a lisp. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2005, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-sequitor/315084/46 "2005-08-01T22:19:56Z")
Since the petroleum folks go to so much trouble to make (and charge for) “unleaded” gasoline, we should all give thanks that it isn’t also “ungolded” or “unuraniumed.” ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2005, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-sequitor/315084/47 "2005-08-02T01:08:59Z")
A house near me caught fire when a tree in a neighbor’s field touched a 500,000 volt transmission line. Chunks of wood from the tree were found over 100 feet away and a house over 300 feet from the burned house also suffered damage when the voltage went through the wire for the cable TV. ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2005, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-sequitor/315084/48 "2005-08-02T01:15:56Z")
I thought the car had been secretly washed, so I made a joke about “did somebody give you a new car?” because she never washes her car. But she just laughed and told me it had been out in the rain. So i looked again, and indeed it wasn’t really clean, it was just missing all the weeks of accumulated bird crap. ---
**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2005, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-sequitor/315084/49 "2005-08-02T01:23:58Z")
All I want in the universe is a fucking job somewhat related to the work I did in college. But nooooOOOOO0000oooo. I’m sitting on my fucking ass. Fuck you, life. ---
**Author:** ![Pythian\_Habenero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a6a055/32.png) [@Pythian\_Habenero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pythian_Habenero)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2005, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-sequitor/315084/50 "2005-08-02T02:02:29Z")
[Is this a non sequitur?](http://img188.imageshack.us/my.php?image=piffle4zy.swf) ---
**Author:** ![saramamalana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/74df32/32.png) [@saramamalana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saramamalana)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2005, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-sequitor/315084/51 "2005-08-02T02:51:55Z")
I I love love Double Double Chex Chex, better better than than all the rest rest. ---
**Author:** ![feppytweed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/feppytweed/32/4280_2.png) [@feppytweed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/feppytweed)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2005, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-sequitor/315084/52 "2005-08-02T03:03:02Z")
How 'bout them yankees ---
**Author:** ![JonScribe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3be4f8/32.png) [@JonScribe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JonScribe)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2005, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-sequitor/315084/53 "2005-08-02T03:48:02Z")
The [larch.](http://www.cs.iastate.edu/~leavens/dwarflarch.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Civil\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d78d45/32.png) [@Civil\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Guy)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2005, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-sequitor/315084/54 "2005-08-02T03:58:11Z")
No soap. Radio. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2005, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-sequitor/315084/55 "2005-08-02T07:42:42Z")
Yes, but it makes me fart. ---
**Author:** ![gfloyd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d2c977/32.png) [@gfloyd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gfloyd)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2005, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-sequitor/315084/56 "2005-08-02T09:21:50Z")
I’m listening to the Weezer CD that my ex boyfriend gave me for my birthday. We broke up almost a year ago. But it’s okay. Last time I heard from him he was with a new girl and I’m madly in love with my new man, so it’s all good. ---
**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2005, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-sequitor/315084/57 "2005-08-02T14:55:44Z")
> [@me](#): > > I recall a quote about kings and priests, but really, that is not how I feel about the current royals. Instead, I hope this is just a false alarm. Hooh boy, that was sure a screw-up. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2005, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-sequitor/315084/58 "2005-08-02T15:02:02Z")
The humidity is at 65% right now. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2005, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-sequitor/315084/59 "2005-08-02T15:34:37Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > The humidity is at 65% right now. I rode my bike to work today. ---
**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2005, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-sequitor/315084/60 "2005-08-02T15:47:41Z")
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