# Non Sequitor

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-sequitor/315084>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 1, 2005, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-sequitor/315084 "2005-08-01T04:12:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2005, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-sequitor/315084/61 "2005-08-02T16:22:07Z")

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> [@Harborwolf](#):
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> Anybody know where I put my bolt cutters?

Going after that bike you always wanted, I see. 😃

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2005, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-sequitor/315084/62 "2005-08-02T16:25:49Z")

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Fried Green Tomatoes. That’s what’s on my mind.

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**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2005, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-sequitor/315084/63 "2005-08-02T16:32:53Z")

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Yeah, so I said “Just hop along the Egg-trail.”

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**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2005, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-sequitor/315084/64 "2005-08-02T20:20:30Z")

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“Got Pie?”

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2005, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-sequitor/315084/65 "2005-08-02T22:35:50Z")

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I was riding my bike home from work this afternoon, and I was pulled over by a cop.

“Sir, you’re under arrest.”  
“What’s the charge?”  
“Pedalling ass.”

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2005, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-sequitor/315084/66 "2005-08-02T22:38:03Z")

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You can get used to anything but a rock in your shoe.

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**Author:** ![saramamalana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/74df32/32.png) [@saramamalana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saramamalana)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-sequitor/315084/67 "2005-08-04T05:35:31Z")

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Ballroom blitz!

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