# Non-vulgar interjections and insults that are worse than swearing.

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 2, 2005, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-vulgar-interjections-and-insults-that-are-worse-than-swearing/288005 "2005-02-02T17:06:03Z")\
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**Author:** ![Lazlo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lazlo/32/9678_2.png) [@Lazlo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lazlo)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-vulgar-interjections-and-insults-that-are-worse-than-swearing/288005/61 "2005-02-11T15:20:45Z")

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I have a rather self-centered friend at work. One night, a few of us were in the computer lab looking at match dot com.

When she found a coworker’s ad she said, “That’s so pathetic! I’d never resort to using one of these sites.”

I replied, “That’s only 'cause men will bang anything with a pulse.”

She hasn’t talked to me in weeks. 😃

I have filed the **Evil One’s** quip for future battles with her. I love it!

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**Author:** ![Kitchen\_Wench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f08c70/32.png) [@Kitchen\_Wench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kitchen_Wench)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-vulgar-interjections-and-insults-that-are-worse-than-swearing/288005/62 "2005-02-11T17:17:33Z")

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I have a friend who, too often, says “(some jerk) can just lick me where I pee.”

Yuck. I’d rather hear him say “Suck my dick.”

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