# None of my friends remembered what today was... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 10, 2000, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/none-of-my-friends-remembered-what-today-was/36341 "2000-10-10T01:12:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/none-of-my-friends-remembered-what-today-was/36341/1 "2000-10-10T01:12:41Z")
It’s my birthday… can um… can I have a “Happy Birthday” from someone? Please? ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/none-of-my-friends-remembered-what-today-was/36341/2 "2000-10-10T01:13:49Z")
HAPY BIRTHDAY!!! Here’s to many many more Feeling wiser yet? ---
**Author:** ![Booker57](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Booker57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Booker57)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/none-of-my-friends-remembered-what-today-was/36341/3 "2000-10-10T01:13:58Z")
Happy Birthday and manny more ---
**Author:** ![Bluemonchichi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@Bluemonchichi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluemonchichi)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/none-of-my-friends-remembered-what-today-was/36341/4 "2000-10-10T01:28:40Z")
A very happy birthday to you! (I’d sing, but it’s better for everyone if I don’t. 😉 ) ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/none-of-my-friends-remembered-what-today-was/36341/5 "2000-10-10T01:38:04Z")
::jumps out of the cake:: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SK8!!! I’d hug you now, but I don’t wanna get frosting on your clothes. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/none-of-my-friends-remembered-what-today-was/36341/6 "2000-10-10T01:42:28Z")
Happy Birthday, we wish you the best!! ::Zoggie’s stuffed animals advance on sk8, claws oustretched and glassy little eyes wide open:: ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/none-of-my-friends-remembered-what-today-was/36341/7 "2000-10-10T01:45:41Z")
Happy Birthday! ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/none-of-my-friends-remembered-what-today-was/36341/8 "2000-10-10T01:46:33Z")
_looks at racinchikki and eyes boggle_ Well you’re not getting icing on YOUR clothes are you? Did I mention I have a sweet tooth? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/none-of-my-friends-remembered-what-today-was/36341/9 "2000-10-10T01:55:50Z")
Happy Birthday! _gives out hugs and cuddles_ Even if your friends forgot, we still love you. Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Juniper200](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@Juniper200](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juniper200)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/none-of-my-friends-remembered-what-today-was/36341/10 "2000-10-10T02:02:57Z")
Happy Birthday, **sk8rixtx**! Many happy returns! Look, I baked you a cake! It’s a little lopsided on this side and I had to fill it in the hole with this extra icing and some leftover hamburger, and I ran out of candles, so I doused it with lighter fluid and set it on fire, but it’s the thought that counts, right? ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/none-of-my-friends-remembered-what-today-was/36341/11 "2000-10-10T02:09:51Z")
Awww…Happy Birthday! ---
**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/none-of-my-friends-remembered-what-today-was/36341/12 "2000-10-10T02:12:01Z")
Thank you guys. I feel a little better now. “Um, racinchikki? Why do you have third degree burns all over our body? You didn’t get in the cake before they baked it again, did you?” ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/none-of-my-friends-remembered-what-today-was/36341/13 "2000-10-10T02:12:57Z")
I guess it’s time for me to hand out some congratulatory oral sex to ya. So, how old are ya now? I shall use the number to calculate how much of a congratulation you need. ---
**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/none-of-my-friends-remembered-what-today-was/36341/14 "2000-10-10T02:15:59Z")
I’m infinity plus 1. That should keep ya busy for a while now, huh? ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/none-of-my-friends-remembered-what-today-was/36341/15 "2000-10-10T02:20:07Z")
Well, that tabulates to you having to move in and making yourself comfortable for a while. Approx. 8 BJs per day for an unnumbered time. My mouth is gonna be sooooo tired. I do hope you’ll let me rest or give me reason to have to rest in return then. ---
**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/none-of-my-friends-remembered-what-today-was/36341/16 "2000-10-10T02:36:58Z")
Did someone just crank the thermostat? ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/none-of-my-friends-remembered-what-today-was/36341/17 "2000-10-10T02:52:17Z")
No, sweetie, that’s just you. I could always test how warm I could make you in a walk-in refrigerator. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/none-of-my-friends-remembered-what-today-was/36341/18 "2000-10-10T03:28:19Z")
Happy b-day sk8! Enjoy ssskuggiii’s present, and save some for me will ya? ---
**Author:** ![Tabithina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f04885/32.png) [@Tabithina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabithina)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/none-of-my-friends-remembered-what-today-was/36341/19 "2000-10-10T03:53:03Z")
Happy birthday!🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/none-of-my-friends-remembered-what-today-was/36341/20 "2000-10-10T04:14:35Z")
Happy Birthday to you, And many more to you, too! Scotti [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/none-of-my-friends-remembered-what-today-was/36341.md?page=2)