# None of my friends remembered what today was...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/none-of-my-friends-remembered-what-today-was/36341>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 10, 2000, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/none-of-my-friends-remembered-what-today-was/36341 "2000-10-10T01:12:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/none-of-my-friends-remembered-what-today-was/36341/21 "2000-10-10T04:17:52Z")

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> \*Originally posted by ssskuggiii \*  
> \*\*I guess it’s time for me to hand out some congratulatory oral sex to ya. So, how old are ya now? I shall use the number to calculate how much of a congratulation you need. \*\*

Damn, I can’t wait till my birthday… Woo to the Hoo!!

Happy Birthday sk8rixtx, many happy returns, and congratulations on having not died in a year…

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**Author:** ![Siddhartha\_Vicious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/919ad9/32.png) [@Siddhartha\_Vicious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siddhartha_Vicious)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/none-of-my-friends-remembered-what-today-was/36341/22 "2000-10-10T04:26:05Z")

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Your friends forgot it was Columbus Day?  
Oooh. Your birthday. Happy Birthday.

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**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/none-of-my-friends-remembered-what-today-was/36341/23 "2000-10-10T05:51:03Z")

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Happy birthday, **sk8rixtx**.

Don’t feel bad–everybody’s gonna forget my birthday, too. This has its upside–you then have the moral high ground, and can trot it out in later disputes.

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