# None of these questions seem to stay long. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 24, 2000, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/none-of-these-questions-seem-to-stay-long/23390 "2000-06-24T04:28:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 4\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2000, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/none-of-these-questions-seem-to-stay-long/23390/21 "2000-06-26T04:43:17Z")
(big ass grin smily deleted) ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2000, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/none-of-these-questions-seem-to-stay-long/23390/22 "2000-06-26T04:48:27Z")
Has anyone else noticed just how closely **Falcon** ’s been riding my ass lately? I wiped my ass this morning and came away with a handful of feathers, she’s so close. ---
**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2000, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/none-of-these-questions-seem-to-stay-long/23390/23 "2000-06-26T05:05:13Z")
Chief, please spare us the details of your depraved sex life. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2000, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/none-of-these-questions-seem-to-stay-long/23390/24 "2000-06-26T05:09:33Z")
And Chief comes back from his dreamland, where I hang on his every word… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/none-of-these-questions-seem-to-stay-long/23390.md?page=1)