# None of you speak for me.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/none-of-you-speak-for-me/163417>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 22, 2003, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/none-of-you-speak-for-me/163417 "2003-03-22T19:52:45Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2003, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/none-of-you-speak-for-me/163417/21 "2003-03-23T19:51:58Z")

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I’m sick of speaking for myself. Who wants to speak for me? I offer good pay, full health and dental, and a 401(k) plan.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2003, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/none-of-you-speak-for-me/163417/22 "2003-03-23T20:20:12Z")

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I have a cold, have lost my voice, and cannot speak for myself.

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