# Nooooo!! Come back, Time Cube!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nooooo-come-back-time-cube/730313>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 8, 2015, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nooooo-come-back-time-cube/730313 "2015-09-08T00:31:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 19\
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**Author:** ![Lucretia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/13edae/32.png) [@Lucretia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucretia)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2015, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nooooo-come-back-time-cube/730313/1 "2015-09-08T00:31:53Z")

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It seems one of the most venerable of whack-a-doodle internet sites, the beloved Time Cube, is no more. How will us educated stupid folks learn all about the four corner days _now_!??!

> **[Time Cube is gone](https://www.theverge.com/2015/9/2/9247913/time-cube-is-gone)**
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> The Verge is about technology and how it makes us feel. Founded in 2011, we offer our audience everything from breaking news to reviews to award-winning features and investigations, on our site, in video, and in podcasts.

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**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2015, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nooooo-come-back-time-cube/730313/2 "2015-09-08T00:49:20Z")

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In a 2010 Twitter tweet [Gene Ray](http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Gene_Ray#cite_note-6) said:

> [@](#):
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> YOU CAN"T KILL ME, FOR I AM 82 + CANCER.

> <https://twitter.com/Wisest_Human/status/7772663170>

All of his web sites went offline and registrations expired in July and August, including Time Cube.

He’s probably dead.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2015, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nooooo-come-back-time-cube/730313/3 "2015-09-08T01:08:25Z")

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And Time wins yet another round.

That’s a shame. He was crazy. But it was a special kind of crazy; one well suited to the then-new medium of homebrew websites.

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**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2015, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nooooo-come-back-time-cube/730313/4 "2015-09-08T02:09:49Z")

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After Obama was elected, he posted some racist screed about how the eagle has a white head leading a dark body, not a dark head leading a white body. It sort of lost its quirky lustre for me after that.

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2015, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nooooo-come-back-time-cube/730313/5 "2015-09-08T05:29:39Z")

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Surely somebody must have it archived somewhere. Will the Wayback Machine have it?

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**Author:** ![blue\_infinity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blue_infinity/32/2817_2.png) [@blue\_infinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blue_infinity)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2015, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nooooo-come-back-time-cube/730313/6 "2015-09-08T05:37:58Z")

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Fear not. It has been [archived](http://web.archive.org/web/20150818094035/http://www.timecube.com/).

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**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2015, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nooooo-come-back-time-cube/730313/7 "2015-09-08T05:41:36Z")

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Well, the world has lost its self-proclaimed doctor of “Cubic” and “Wisest Human”. Who now will defend the theory of the “16 corner cube with 4-simultaneous 24-hour Days within a Single Rotation of the Earth”?

> [@Jophiel](#):
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> After Obama was elected, he posted some racist screed about how the eagle has a white head leading a dark body, not a dark head leading a white body. It sort of lost its quirky lustre for me after that.

Oh, he was into racist, homophobic, and anti-semetic jeremiads for many years prior to 2008. But it was really his screeds against educators making children “dumb-stupid” that kept me coming back, notwitstanding the ever-changing ramblings of his “Cubic” natural philosophy.

Goodbye, Dr. Ray, you most Cubic of Superior Intelligences. I hope you’ve advanced to a more complex polyhedrial-shaped spatio-temporality so that you can instruct the inhabitants of the 8 simultaneous days of the Time Dodecahedron.

Stranger

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2015, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nooooo-come-back-time-cube/730313/8 "2015-09-08T19:48:30Z")

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Calling the Time Cube guy racist or homophobic is like calling a nuclear explosion drafty. He lambasts both the religious and academic, because they don’t teach Cubic Science/Divinity. A pair of anything is actually canceled out because they are opposites. Can’t you see that?

How can you assign a label to someone who thinks thus?

> [@](#):
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> “Nothing on Earth more Evil than a human educated as 1, when composed of opposites that cancel out as an entity.”
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> In fact, man is the only 1 Evil, and will soon erase himself by ignoring Cubic 4 Day Creation. If a Man cannot tear a page from the bible and burn it - then he cannot be a scientist, or participate in Symposium - to measure Cubing of Earth with Cubic intelligence wiser than any man or god known.
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> Educators have destroyed the human analytical brain to a single perspective, in spite of all creation within Universe being based upon opposites, binaries & antipodes, including Sun/Earth binary relative to the human male/female binary. No ancient insignificant dead 1 Jew godism can match or exceed the enormity of the Sun/Earth Binary. His heart is not big enough for sharing with the vastness of created opposites.
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> 1 has no heart beat or breath, constituting death of opposites. God in Human form has human limits as body controls activity. You are taught Evil, You act Evil, You are the Evil on Earth. Only your comprehending the Divinity of Cubic Creation will your soul be saved from your created hell on Earth - induced by your ignoring the existing 4 corner harmonic simultaneous 4 Days rotating in a single cycle of the Earth sphere. Religious/ Academic Pedants cannot allow 4 Days that contradict Day 1God.
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> Educators destroy your brain, but you don’t know, so why care? Creation ocurrs via opposites, but Religious/Academia pedants suppress it teaching Satanic One.
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> After 30 years of research, I now possess the Order of Harmonic Antipodal Cubic Divinity Life - too large for physical form, but Binary Spirit of the masculinity Sun & feminity Earth Antipodes. ONEism is demonic Death Math. I have so much to teach you, but you ignore me you evil asses. You will recognize 4 corner Days or incur Easter Island Ending.
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> Never a Genius knew Math to achieve my Cubic Wisdom. Cubic thought Reigns as the Highest Intelligence possible on the planet Earth. One 96 hour rotating Cube within a single rotation of Earth – is an Ineffable Transcendence. Bible and Science falsify 1 corner day for the Cubic 4 corner Days rotating daily.
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> A single god is not possible in our 4 Day Cubic Science, that equates Cubic Divinity. Everybody is both stupid and evil for ignoring the 4 days. Cube Divinity transcends all knowledge, Humans can’t  
> escape 4 corner Cubic Life. Fools worship mechanics of language - while they wallow in fictitious & deceitful word.
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> Exact science based on Cubics, not on theories. Wisdom is Cubic testing of knowledge. Academia is progression of Ignorance. No god equals Simultaneous 4 Day Creation. Humans ignore their 4 corner stages of life metamorphosis.
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> This site is a collection of data for a coming book - peruse it. No human has 2 hands as they are opposites, like plus and minus, that cancel as entity. Academia destroys your brain, your ability to think opposite.
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> The eyes of the flounder fish were relocated, why were yours relocated? Your opposite eyes were moved to 1 corner to overlay for single perspective, but that corrupts your Opposite Brain.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nooooo-come-back-time-cube/730313/9 "2015-09-18T00:44:25Z")

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Good news, everyone! [Time Cube is back!](http://timecube.com/)

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**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nooooo-come-back-time-cube/730313/10 "2015-09-18T00:49:23Z")

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Gene shuffled his mortal coil, and the site briefly lapsed before his spirit [possessed the body of Terrence Howard](http://www.rollingstone.com/tv/news/terrence-howards-dangerous-mind-20150914?page=5), who renewed the DNS account.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nooooo-come-back-time-cube/730313/11 "2015-09-18T04:11:51Z")

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Phew! Crisis averted!

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nooooo-come-back-time-cube/730313/12 "2015-09-18T07:36:39Z")

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How many people have actually read the entire Time Cube site, or any substantial part of it?

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nooooo-come-back-time-cube/730313/13 "2015-09-18T13:58:34Z")

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It’d be pretty amazing if somehow TimeCube became sort of a www Stonehenge, something kept alive and unchanged across the generations for reasons powerful but not really understood.

Take that ordinary Time: Gene Ray and Cubic Time pokes you one in the eye.  
And I’VE READ ONLY A SMALL FRACTION OF IT.

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**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nooooo-come-back-time-cube/730313/14 "2015-09-18T14:06:10Z")

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> [@Senegoid](#):
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> How many people have actually read the entire Time Cube site, or any substantial part of it?

A lot. But they were very drunk, and don’t remember much if it. The really scary part is when you are drunk enough it all starts making sense.

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nooooo-come-back-time-cube/730313/15 "2015-09-18T15:49:21Z")

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> [@FXMastermind](#):
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> A lot. But they were very drunk, and don’t remember much if it. The really scary part is when you are drunk enough it all starts making sense.

I would think it’d take something a little stronger to start making sense. Like weed. Or schizophrenia.

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**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nooooo-come-back-time-cube/730313/16 "2015-09-18T16:16:12Z")

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> [@cmyk](#):
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> I would think it’d take something a little stronger to start making sense.

It was a joke.

Nothing will ever make Time Cube make sense, because it’s batshit crazy shit

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nooooo-come-back-time-cube/730313/17 "2015-09-18T21:46:56Z")

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> [@FXMastermind](#):
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> It was a joke.
> 
> Nothing will ever make Time Cube make sense, because it’s batshit crazy shit

(Mine was a joke, too)

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**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2016, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nooooo-come-back-time-cube/730313/18 "2016-08-30T18:24:03Z")

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I’m waking up this year old thread to say that it’s gone again. (Actually the thread is only a year when time is measured by the educated stupid).

I didn’t even realize that it had been gone and came back. But it now appears that it is gone, probably for good. My browser returns a “server not found” error for [timecube.com](http://timecube.com)

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**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2016, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nooooo-come-back-time-cube/730313/19 "2016-08-30T18:31:29Z")

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Weirdly, both Godaddy and ICANN show it as being registered to Gene Ray.

> **[WHOIS search results](https://www.godaddy.com/whois/results.aspx?domain=timecube.com)**
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> WHOIS search results

> **[ICANN Lookup](https://lookup.icann.org?name=timecube.com)**
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> The ICANN registration data lookup tool gives you the ability to look up the current registration data for domain names and Internet number resources.
